What's Up ? You guys good? Well here's another chapter for your reading pleasure. I don't own InuYasha
Hey guys, Kagome here again. With me are my friends, Sango, Miroku, Random, unimportant, nameless man #1, and my enemies InuYasha, and Kikyo. Grrrr.
"Hey Kagome, can I see your schedule for a second?" Sango asked me. She looked it over, comparing it to her own.
"Wow! We have all the same classes! Isn't that great?" Sango exclaimed. Yes, we ALWAYS have the same classes. Problem probability?
"That is great! The only problem is I have to have classes with Kinky-Hoe and InuYasha." I muttered.
"Kinky-Hoe is still original! This joke won't ever get old!" Random, unimportant, nameless man #1 stated the obvious. Of course it won't get old. I mean, it's not like it's used in every single fanfiction involving Kikyo and an author who hates her character. That's just preposterous!
"Kagome, you're breaking it." InuYasha spoke cryptically.
"Breaking what?" I questioned.
"The fourth-fucking-wall!" InuYasha screamed.
"Oh yeah."
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
Now we are making our way to our first class, that by some strange feat of mathematics, we all have together. That class is math. Ironic, huh?
"Hello class, my name is Mr. Ukitake. I will be teaching you math!" Our teacher said.
At this time, Kinky-Hoe decided to stroll in.
"Oh yes, and you are?" Mr. Ukitake inquired.
"My name is Kik-"
"Her name is Kinky-Hoe!" Random, unimportant, nameless man #1 corrected.
"Okay, Ms. Hoe. You may take a seat over there in front of Ms. Higurashi." Mr. Ukitake said.
Kikyo, Grrrr, made her way towards her seat, all the while grinding on random, unimportant, nameless man #2.
Random, unimportant, nameless man #2 shrieked as Kinky-Hoe's ass pressed against him.
He met his end, as his head exploded.
We all bowed our heads. Everyone knew this was going to happen. Kinky-Hoe has like a gazillion STD's even though no one in her family has an STD, and she never engaged in any sexual activity. When life hands you a Kikyo, shut the hell up and call her Kinky-Hoe.
"Well, now that a student's head exploded, let's get started on today's lesson. Today, we will focus on solving and graphing linear equa-"
And so, he was tuned out.
I looked to my left as Sango threw a piece of paper at my head.
"I think we need to create Kinky-Hoe repellent." I pondered this silently. After my moment of deep thought, I quickly scribbled down my response underneath Sango's writing and snuck the paper back to Sango.
"More like a Kinky-Swatter. If she can blow up someone's head on contact, we need to be armed." Sango and I shared serious look of affirmation.
"-and make sure you memorize those procedures. They will a necessity if you want to pass tomorrow's major test. And one more thing-"
And once again, he was tuned out.
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
Most of the day went by like math class: everybody having the same classes, tuning the teacher out, Kikyo killing more random, unimportant, nameless men, and Miroku being uppercutted a few light years away; that is, until lunch.
Kinky-Hoe had brought in a radio. She slammed it on top of Miroku's lunch and cranked it on.
"Wow. I wasn't going to eat that or anything." Miroku muttered to himself.
A song came on and Kikyo, grrr, started grinding and swaying.
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Everyone in the cafeteria was stone-faced.
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"Will you shut the fuck up!" InuYasha screamed at the top of his lungs. "What the hell is this, High School fucking Musical?"
Sango, Miroku, everyone in the cafeteria, including myself started to cheer on InuYasha.
"That's why I love him!" I exclaimed hopping on InuYasha's back.
"Didn't she hate him like an hour ago?" Miroku asked reaching toward Sango's ass.
"Side Kick!" Sango screamed a battle cry as she kicked him in the stomach effectively sending him into orbit.
"Sob, sob, cry cry." Kinky-Hoe mourned. "You guys don't know what I go through! *Insert stupid, unreasonable description of Kikyo's past that no one gives a damn about that's supposed to make you feel bad for her, yet still hate her because she's Kikyo.* None of you could walk one damn day in my sho-"
Someone in the cafeteria farted.
The whole cafeteria broke out into laughs, completely ignoring Kikyo's story. Kinky-Hoe ran out the cafeteria in tears mumbling something about suicide. Heh, must be French or something.
~This is a Break. Get Broken~
At the end of the day, we were ready to go back home. Miroku still hadn't come back from his orbit, and Ayame and Koga didn't come in time to be important characters.
"Bye InuYasha, Sango, Miroku, see you guys tomorrow." I spoke my farewell to my friends.
As we all left, Ayame and Koga made their appearance.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" Ayame called out.
"Are we too late to be important characters?"
Miroku's orbit had come to an end as he flew through the wall of the building.
"I-I think broke every bone in my body." Miroku said weakly.
"Uhh, Miroku, where'd you just come from?" Ayame asked him looking absolutely confused.
"From the depths of love."
EDITED!
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