Time for the Finale! Can I get a HUZZAH? Well I finally got around to looking at my reviews, favorites, and follows for this story and I got the biggest shit-eating grin. I really have to thank you guys. Keep being amazing! Anyway, you know the drill. This is written in Kagome's POV. Also, for plot purposes, let's pretend that this is a formal dance.

"The dance is tonight and we haven't even gotten our suits. What the hell is wrong with us?" InuYasha said dejectedly.

"Cheer up, InuYasha. We're supposed to be stupid; it makes everything interesting!" Miroku spoke cheerfully.

"You cheeky, optimistic bastard. Come on; let's go on a shopping montage!"

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

"Our boyfriends better look even hotter than us." Sango said with an underlying threat.

"Impossible. You can't top perfection." I stated. Seriously, you can't top perfection. Don't try to.

"Kagome, you messed up your perfect make-up!" Sango exclaimed in horror as my lipstick strayed a tenth of an inch off her lips.

"Oh no, my perfect face! Hurry Sango, help me!"

Sango ran towards me with lipstick in hand ready to reapply my make-up again. She slipped and the lipstick made small mark on my perfect dress.

"Oh no, my perfect dress!"

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

"Tonight is the night I get my revenge. My true form will instill fear throughout the student body of the pathetic school." Naraku plotted in his room with the window shades closed and the lights turned off.

"Naraku, honey, please don't show your penis to the poor students at that dance." Naraku's mother said as she was walking past Naraku's room.

"Don't discourage him, woman. Good for you, son." Naraku's father praised his son.

Naraku sighed.

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

"Well that was a damn good montage, InuYasha." Miroku spoke his praises.

"Damn straight. Let's go get ready." InuYasha said while they were walking back to the car.

"Hey guys." Koga said while approaching InuYasha and Miroku.

"Koga, are you going to the dance?" InuYasha asked.

"What dance?" Koga questioned.

"The one that was announced while you were too busy being an unimportant character in the story." Miroku stated.

InuYasha coughed loudly and nudged Miroku's arm.

"Well, I guess since I'm at the store already, I should just go- Guys?"

But they were already gone.

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

"It took a while, but I finally got the lipstick mark out of the dress." Sango said with a victorious smile on her face. "Kagome, you can stop crying now. Your mascara is running and it's making you look like a raccoon."

"You fixed it?" I asked hesitantly.

"I sure did." Sango stated proudly.

I put the dress back on and walked back to the mirror. Damn, I really did look like a raccoon.

"Girls, your dates are here!" My mother informed us.

"Tell them to wait! You can't rush perfection, and you also can't to-"

"Yes, you also can't top perfection, and I shouldn't even try. I know." My mother shouted back to me.

"Good, mom, very good." I praised my own mother.

Downstairs, Miroku and InuYasha sat down awkwardly next to my mother.

"So InuYasha, what are your intentions with my daughter?" My mother interrogated InuYasha.

"My intentions? What am I, a murderer?" InuYasha asked sarcastically.

My mother stared long and hard at InuYasha before closing her eyes, putting on a bright smile, and saying, "You pass!"

InuYasha, completely dumbfounded, just fell back in his seat with his mouth wide open.

Everyone's attention was drawn to the stairs as the tapping of high heel shoes against wooden steps was made apparent.

This cliché scene was one for the books.

Sango tripped over air, effectively knocking me off balance and falling on me as we tumbled down the stairs.

My mother's eyes widened in concern, Miroku broke out in uncontrollable laughter, and InuYasha still sat with his mouth open in shock from my erratic mother.

Sango stood up, walked towards the door and opened it. She then walked back to Miroku shouting, "Scissor Kick!"

Miroku flew through the opened door.

"Sango, your date's gone." InuYasha stated the obvious.

"Do you want to follow him?" Sango asked threateningly.

"I'll pass."

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

Random, unimportant nameless man #1 along with his date, random, unimportant nameless woman #1 were dancing when they heard a man's loud screaming. Seconds later, Miroku flew through the doors that just happened to be opened due to a couple walking inside.

"Miroku, how did you just-"

"Love." Miroku interrupted.

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

We walked out of our car and towards the entrance to the dance. As we entered, we were immediately greeted by the music blasting and people dancing.

"So you guys finally decided to show up." Miroku said appearing next to Sango.

"Damn, did I really kick you in the direction of the dance?" Sango asked in shock.

"Not exactly. At first, I was in orbit, but as I slowed down, I ended up flying through the doors." Miroku explained.

"Sango, go lay the weapons by the punch bowl." I told her.

InuYasha didn't even bother asking. At this point, this was actually to be expected. About time he got the memo.

Sango did what I said and laid the weapons next to the table which held the refreshments. Several students' eyebrows rose at the out-of-place objects lying next to the table.

Miroku dragged Sango to the dance floor and I did the same with InuYasha. Moments later, Naraku burst through the doors.

"Everybody, cover your eyes. Naraku's about to reveal his dic-" Random, unimportant nameless man #1 warned.

"Shut up, damn it! This is my true form!" Naraku exclaimed as his body underwent a ridiculous transformation. Tentacles sprouted from his body and his skin tone took on a more grayish hue.

"Alright, who the hell spiked the punch bowl?" One student asked in anger and disbelief.

"Seriously, I probably shouldn't have done all those drugs before coming here." Another student muttered with his head held low.

'Apparently, they don't believe their eyes.' Naraku thought.

"Quick, go get those weapons Sango!" I commanded. "It's time to kick some ass!"

"Got it!" Sango said as she sprinted towards the table that the weapons were currently.

"A bow and arrows for Kagome, a sword that defies all physics for InuYasha, and a massive boomerang for me!" Sango said as she gave everyone their respective weapons.

"What about me?" Miroku cried.

"What about you?" Sango countered.

Miroku silently sobbed.

InuYasha just looked down at his physic-defying sword as Sango threw her boomerang and I shot my arrows.

"Come on InuYasha, you got to fight too." I said.

'They seem way too damn enthusiastic for this.' InuYasha thought before charging in with his sword.

'Why the hell did they bring weapons? What the hell is wrong with these people?' Naraku thought dumbfounded as the relentless attacks on his body carried on.

The fight dragged on and InuYasha, Sango, and I were feeling fatigued. Miroku was still sobbing.

InuYasha was knocked to the ground by one of Naraku's tentacles and Naraku was about to deliver the finishing blow. Sango and I were in no position to assist him and Miroku's eyes were still draining like a bad faucet.

The tentacle, which was about to end InuYasha's life, stopped suddenly. Everyone's eyes widened as Naraku fell to the ground with a knife hanging from his chest. The knife pierced his heart.

"Hey look I got him." Koga said proudly.

"Koga, y-you just-" I stuttered.

"Yeah, I saved the day. Pretty cool, huh?"

"You actually did something for once." I spoke out in utter shock.

~This is a Break. Get Broken~

"Well, now that a group of our students just murdered another student, who happened to be a giant tentacle monster, let's announce the cutest couple at this dance! The votes are in and the winner is…" Our school president said as someone handed her the results of the contest.

I closed my eyes as a huge smile spread across my face. It had to be me because, well, you can't top perfection. Don't try to, you'll hurt yourself.

"…Random, unimportant nameless man #1 and random, unimportant nameless woman #1!" The president said as she gave the lucky couple a round of applause.

"Rigged. The goddamn thing is rigged!" I screamed.

Miroku was still crying and everyone was congratulating the winning couple. Sango just stared at the couple with her mouth agape. InuYasha massaged his temple trying to force down the oncoming headache. Koga, well, no one really knows where Koga went. But wherever he is, I'm sure he's being just as unimportant as ever.

The End.

Haha. Well, that was a ride. I'm not sure what my next story will be, but I know for sure I'll never forget this story. Toss a review my way if you're feeling nice. Oh yeah, I'm also going to go back and correct some grammar mistakes from the previous chapters. Peace out.
EDITED!