Ach, I haven't written a one shot in a while! It's time to stretch my writing muscles once again! Here are the results. Sorry it's not too long :P
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece! What a shocker.
Pigtails
"Why don't you do that thing anymore with your hair?" Came a whiny voice from the floor.
"What thing?" Nami asked, not even trying to deduce what was going on in her boyfriends 4th dimension mind.
"You know, where you bunch it onto two sides and tie it up."
"You mean when I wear pigtails?" She guessed. He cocked his head.
"Pigtails? Why are they called that?"
She paused in her writing, temporarily forgetting about the log book.
"Huh, I never really thought about that. I don't know."
"It's not like you're a pig or anything."
"Thanks…~"
"Lemme do it."
"Hu- what?"
She whirled around to find him right behind her, hands already lifted towards her hair.
"What are you doing?"
"Im gonna give you piggy tails."
"No!"
"Yup!"
"Keep your rubber paws off me!"
"Nami-swan~ Robin-chwan! Dinner is served! The rest of you shitheads, if you're late I'll make you lick the residue that Luffy leaves behind after he eats!"
As Robin took her seat and the rest of the men scrambled through the door, Sanji felt his love meter was a bit too low.
"Eh Robin-chan, where's Nami-san?" He asked.
At that moment Nami stormed through the door, huffing and puffing like a steam train. Her generous orange hair was pulled up high on either side of her head, falling in curls down to her shoulders and swaying back and forth with every angry step she took. Upon seeing everyone's eyes on her, she blushed and growled:
"Not a word."
before hurriedly taking a seat beside Robin.
Sanji's love meter at that point exceeded maximum capacity and he was off in la-la land, skipping hand in hand with a pigtailed Nami in a field of daisies.
"My my, how nostalgic. It's just like the old days isn't it?" smiled Robin.
"I didn't do this, that baka did," scowled Nami.
"Then why don't you take them down now?" she asked mischievously.
Nami blushed harder. "Well! Umm…"
"I think it's cute!"
"No reason!"
Robin smiled once more and turned away, and Nami sighed in relief. As her captain walked in and gave her a grin she could only think one thing.
'I'm whipped, aren't I?'
Owari
(The End)