Just realized that this string of one shots almost has 100 reviews. I'm so happy :'D You guys are all wonderful~

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. This is just a little blurb that I thought up in my spare time.

Bubbles

"Can I look now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"Nooo."

"How about now?"

"I SAID NO!" She yelled and threw a sandal in his general direction. Her sandal must have gotten used to being thrown at Luffy, because it connected perfectly with his skull and sent him flying.

"It's always a sandal…"

"Okay I'm finished now!" declared Nami, ignoring Luffy's grumblings. He turned around and ran his eyes up and down her body while she posed for him, one hand behind her head and one on her out-thrusted hip. She winked.

"What do you think?"

There was Nami, standing seductively in an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny navy blue bikini. Unwillingly his mind flitted back to the bath they had had in Alabasta, and Nami's "happiness punch" which had left all the men incapacitated, including him.

In fact now he found himself in a similar situation. After landing on a winter island, the crew had been suffering from the shift between extreme hot to bitter cold. It was then that Robin had suggested they take turns taking baths to defrost, and they all agreed to it enthusiastically. Sanji, always the gentlemen, declared the angels go first. However Luffy, being impatient as he was, wanted to go first. After a lot of bickering, a flying kick, and finally Nami's nonsense-ending fist, they decided that Luffy and Nami would both go first (provided they both wore swimsuits).

And that's how Luffy came to be holding back a major nosebleed in the bathroom as his girlfriend paraded her new swimsuit in front of him.

"Isn't that what you usually wear?" He pointed out, trying to keep a blank face. It must have worked, because his remark was followed by the second sandal smacking him between the eyes.

"Let's just get this over with." Nami sighed, easing herself into the hot sudsy water.

"Ahhh…" she said in appreciation, feeling the cold that had settled in her bones finally starting to relent. When she was submerged up to her neck she leaned her head back against the tiled side.

'How relaxing…'

"BANZAI!"

She had just enough time to fling open her eyes in shock before a huge wave hit her square in the face.

"That was fun! Ugh I feel weak," said Luffy as the effect of the water began to set in.

"Baka! Get in normally!" yelled Nami, squeezing the water from her hair. She decided against hitting him while he was already weak.

"What did you say?" asked Luffy as he turned around with bath suds on his face, giving him a big white beard and bushy eyebrows.

"Pffffftttttt…" Nami snorted, forgetting her anger and laughing.

"Ooh wait…" she said and turned her back to him.

"Ta-da!" Nami exclaimed when she turned back around sporting a giant handlebar mustache. When she began stroking it Luffy laughed so hard that he came close to drowning and she had to drag his limp figure above the bubbly surface of the water.

"You're funny Nami. I didn't know you could be funny." Luffy said bluntly, earning a splash in the face.

"I can be funny…" she mumbled, sinking deeper into the warm water.

"Well you're more…" Luffy paused and thought, "scary, serious and... sexy."

She was just about to show him just how scary she could be, but his last remark stopped her in her tracks.

"Sexy?..." she repeated, staring at the unabashed boy, who was currently putting handfuls of bubbles into his mouth.

"Well yeah. You're all curvy and soft and open. Like that time in Alabasta…" and at that he tapered off, going quiet as an almost indiscernible trickle of blood started to seep from his nose.

"Whatever you're thinking of right now it's going to cost you…" said Nami, her eye twitching. Luffy hastily wiped his nose.

"But I like all those sides of you Nami. That's why I love you!" he grinned. A gigantic blush that had nothing to do with the hot water flooded her face.

"And even though you're immature and unhygienic and stupid, I love you too," she said to a grinning Luffy, who didn't realize he had been insulted (probably thinking "unhygienic" was a compliment).

"But I would love you even more if sexy Nami came out more- bluburf!" He cut off as she shoved his head under the water.

"Who's up next?" she called as she strolled from the bathroom, leaving an unconscious Luffy mumbling something about "happiness punches" in the water.

The end

Wow, Nami was violent in this story lol. Review s'il vous plait!