Whyndam: Hey its me again…I have had some problems posting new chapters cause life keeps happening. This should be a longer chapter than chapter 4, sorry but chapter lengths will keep changing. Feel free to yell at me. Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 5: I OM NOM NOM Cookies!

Lloyd, Luke, and Reyson walked into the "Beginners Magic" class. All of them were confused as to why they were placed in this.

" I don't need to take this class!" both Lloyd and Luke stated in unison. " I'm strong enough without magic!" " Did your tutors teach you nothing but brute force…?" A smooth voice asked from near the teachers desk. Genis stood from behind a pild of books next to the teachers desk. HE smiles ad a figure filled the door way . Genis blew past the slack jawed trio "Jade. Thank you so much. Professor Soren will be most relieved. Please pass our thanks on to my sister." Genis said as he took the box of supplies from Jade. "Don't mention it." Jade said with a charming smile. " You have the catnip with you yes?"

"JADE?" Luke shouted before Genis could reply. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

Jade ignored Luke as Genis handed over the catnip. " What do you need catnip for?" "It's not for me it's for Raine," Jade shrugged "and I have learned not to question her."

"HAY STOP IGNORING ME!" Luke cried.

Soren looked up from his desk. "Luke right?" Luke blanched. "How about you and your friends stay after class for a moment." Like, Lloyd, and Reyson stared. Reyson cried" But I didn't say anything!" He collapsed into a sobbing heap.

Meanwhile Jade crept out of the room "Strange people" he thought.

Soren stood his blood red eyes flashed. "You may not have said anything, but you were thinking something." Reyson thought back to what he had been thinking "I like sheep" and sniffed.

Spells class started out with introductions and group placement. Reyson, Luke, and Lloyd picked to be in a group together. Apparently a student had dropped so they were a group of three rather than a group of four. Lloyd looked around as Soren ordered, "Alright first, we are going to see what you know about making potions using only magic. Make any potion you can think of in twenty minutes. GO!" Lloyd looked out the window "I wonder what Kratos is doing…" he thought.

Meanwhile

"So who in here knows magic?" The professor asked. Only three people raised their hands. Kratos, Asch, and Cedric. Cedric laughed as he saw the Kratos and Asch glare at one another. The professor smiled. "Alright then." He smiled at Kratos and Asch "You two, Aurion and Fabre, right? Show us how you utilize magic along with physical strength in battle!" The two swordmen's glares intensified…

Back with the younger Trio

"I screwed up baaaaaad, didn't I?" Lloyd asked nervously. "What the Heck is that?" Soren asked looking at the rather…interesting creation. The liquid potion blinked its single eye and smiled showing a toothless grin it reached up with skinny arms. Luke blanched, and Reyson stepped back. Soren approached cautiously "Burn to ashes with the flames of passion! Elfire!" The 'potion' promptly burst into flames as the fire consumed it. Soren turned burning eyes on Lloyd "YOU my office! Now!" Lloyd swallowed nervously as he walked into Sorens office. "Continue you work everyone." Soren ordered before closing his office door.

"I'm sorry Professor Soren!" Lloyd immediately pleaded. "Lloyd," Soren began calmly, "could you explain to me exactly how you made that? I could find a very nice use for that…" "Um…: Lloyd described how he had made it. Soren thought "So you used Cedrics hair? Who is Cedric and how did you get his hair?" Lloyd squirmed a little "Cedric is one of my roommates, and… do I really have to answer that?" Soren sighed, "No…I don't think I want to know now." He stood as screams erupted from the classroom. Both Soren and Lloyd ran back.

The little blob did not die, it saw Soren and rolled towards him "Love you" it garbled and held out arms like a child, it's unfurled bat wings gleamed silver. Soren stared for a moment before picking up the little blob "I shall name you Dist! I have great things for you to do!" he proclaimed happily "Genis!" "Yes sir?" Genis ran over. "Deliver Dist to my home, and stay there until I arrive." "…Y…yes sir…" Genis hesitantly took Dist and cringed as he felt the gooey texture fill his hands. Soren looked at the students work. The last student was Reyson. "You performed a high level liquid lightning…why are you registered as a beginner?" Reyson sighed I was a tenth of a point too low on the entrance exam so I have to take this class.

And with that class was dismissed.

Whyndam: Bwahahahaha and so my third slave was born little blob that Adi named Dist. My poor little blob. Oh well hope that you enjoyed this latest installment of the story. I am thinking of combining chapters if they are too short. However you dearest reader need to define too short for me, as I am not much more than an exhausted college student who loves comedy. Hope that this chapter made you laugh!