Whyndam: Sorry…The finals zombification has just started to where off, on the plus side I passed Analytical Chemistry. Yay…Now cause you ppl are slave drivers

Adrianuu: ahem

Whyndam: Sorry because you have been ever so patient here is chapter 6 I had to re type this like 6 diff times cause the world is working against me, one such incident would be thea the flash drive I had attached to my cell phone went missing with the cell phone while I was driving my scooter….Im assuming it got run over as I haven't seen either of them since.

Adrianuu: Well maybe your flash drive and cell phone eloped!

Whyndam:…..Darn you flash drive how dare you elope with my cell phone {walks off mumbling nasty stuff and cursing}

Cedric: Think she will be okay?

Adrianuu: Ya she will be fine. Any way here is the much awaited chapter 6 Weve Lost our Sanity!

Whyndam: (screaming) WHYYYYYY!

Chapter 6: We've Lost our Sanity!

Lloyd and Reyson walked into their dorm and saw that Kratos and Cedric were already there, in the kitchen whispering too low for either of them to hear. "Were Back!" Kratos and Cedric jumped back from each other. "Oh Hi." They exclaimed nervously. Reyson saw the cheese cake behind them. "CAKE!"

Cedric grabbed his cousin by the back of his shirt. "That's for after dinner, Idiot." He scolded in a motherly fashion. "Awww…" Reyson and Lloyd (being held back by Kratos) moaned sadly.

While eating cheese cake...Kratos looked to Cedric. Cedric looked as Kratos. Both nodded and turned to the younger pair, engrossed in devouring their dessert. Reyson and Lloyd both looked up to see identical smiles. Cedric stood behind Kratos. "Reyson, Lloyd, we have something to tell you…" Lloyd interrupted "OMG…Kratos are you pregnant?!" Kratos and Cedric fell anime-style. Kratos quickly stood up and smacked Lloyd on the head. "Of course not you Iddiot!" Cedric shouted. Both took deep breaths to calm down. Before Smiling again. "Were Dating." Reyson and Lloyds souls fled. Both stared in slack jawed shock. "Y..y..you to a..are GAY!?" "Mm-Hm" Both responded "Why didn't you ever tell me!" Reyson cried. "I tried to hide it…" Cedric said melodramatically, "But Kratos-chan is just too irresistible." He continued while running a finger slowly along Kratos' jaw.

Chapter French Nail Manicure!

Asch and Luke could not figure out why Reyson and Lloyd were so terribly quiet at breakfast that morning. Asch broke the silence first "Are you two okay?" "No" both answer flatly. The twins continued to stare. "Whats wrong?" Luke asked bravely. Reyson and Lloyd looked at Kratos and Cedric and promptly burst into tears. Asch raised an eyebrow and luke tilted his head. "I don't get it…" Luke said. Cedric smiled in a not so innocent way. "Reyson, Lloyd, why does it bother you so much that Kratos and I are gay? You two arnt homophobes are you?" Asch and Luke both stared in complete and utter shock. Asch Laughed and Luke passed out.

Dr. Raine's Office:

"Jade!" Rainsaid as Jade walked into the office that morning. "Whaaat?" Jade whined. "Dr. Sage, its too early to be talking so loud." "Shut up and Listen!" Raine said smacking her assistant once more. "Owww!" Jade shouted. Raine looked closely at her assistant "Are you drunk Jade?" "Well I did go out drinking last night…" Jade admitted sadly. "Okay never mind," Raine Sighed. "Did you get the cat nip?" "yeas, yeas…" Jade sighed back. "Here" Raine took the brown paper bag that Jade held out and looked in to. "…..Jade…This…is…Wiskey…" "Oh, is it…" jade asked and looked in the bag. "Ohh…hehe…Oops…" Jade laughed nervously. "I think I left it at home." Raine sighed and looked toward the ceiling "Why couldn't I have a better assistant?"

{Menacing Laughter rang throughout the Authors room and office before all fell silent once more}

Battle Class

Aschnard was enjoying watching his students battle as he tore apart Oreos. He nonchantly watched them until one pairs conversation caught his attention.

"So why did you and Cedric decide to…get together…after only TWO DAYS!" Asch questioned Kratos as they sparred. Kratos rolled his eyes "God…Anna…what have you gotten me into" Kratos thought. Aschnard walked over munching on his oreo, and pretended to watch instead of listen. Kratos got an evil idea. "Hes cute, and he is totally built" 'god what else do girls talk about when talking about guys' Kratos thought Aschnard listened intently before walking over to his desk and began composing a text to his son… Kratos continued "He's also not afraid to flaunt his sexuality." He casted a glance toward Cedric who smiled back seductively. Cedric was filing his nails before his turn to fight. Cedric wanted to laugh when he saw Asch's face. Kratos continued smiling "You should see him in a dress" Asch slowly turned to Kratos. "What?!" Kratos seemed to stare off into space "Hes just sooo semexy in a dress.." Asch grabbed his head and fell to his knees onto the floor. "Im so confused!" Aschnard raised his right hand. "Victory to Kratos" Asch looked up at his professor and was shocked "Professoe…are those… never mind." "Are those what boy? Oh are you asking if my hair extentions are real? I don't know what some people have against neon pink." Aschnard said as he twirled on of the long locks around his hand. Kratos stared at the extensions for a long moment, before dropping his sword and laughing along with the rest of the class.

Magic Class

Soren jumped slightly as his cell phone vibrated as he received a text message. "Who in the world…" He asked as he checked it. He blanched . "Excuse me." He opned the message and his eyes rolled back, and foamed at the mouth. He then fell backwards in slow motion behind his desk. The text said "Hey, Soren! Did you know that Kratos and Cedric and Asch are Gay?! Those are relatives of some of your students, Riight? Hee hee hee!" Luke Walked up and poked Soren with a stick. "Are you okay?" Lloyd asked as he and Reyson Joined Luke in the poking. "…" Soren continued to twitch on the floor. Lloyd noticed the phone and reached for it. Soren jumped up closed the phone and tucked it safely away. "Im fine! Get back to work!" and he received et another text from his father. Aschnard was drumming his fingers on his desk and glared at his lime green Hello Kitty cellphone. Cedric was battling Aschnards assistaqnt Pelleaus, and to Aschnards amusement was tearing Pelleas apart. His phone vibrated as Pelleas was thrown across the room and cedric pounced on the poor boy. Aschnard then read Sorens text and laughed manically.

Sorens Text: "STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND MAKING STUPID SUGGESSTIONS!"

Aschnard then leaned back and put his feet on his desk and hit reply. He looked up when he heard Pelleas scream and saw blood on the wall and Pelleaus's arm on the floor. "Oh dear, Pelleaus is everything all right?" Aschnard asked from his deak. Cedric stood back from the now crippled Pelleaus. "I do believe that I win this round professor." Pelleas screamed, "You ripped my arm completely off!" "Oh don't you worry about that Pelleas, They can fix that at the hospital Pelleas my Boy." Aschnard said in an attempt to calm Pelleas. The nurse rushed in to take Pelleas, "Professor, I am afraid that you will no longer be able to use this assistant anymore." With that the nurse and all parts of Pelleas vanished.

Soren was watching his students read history when his blackberry buzzed. "But Im just worried that you will never sind your SOUL MATE, and give me grandchildren Soren!" Soren Sighed heavily, before replying "Dad, Im already married. We may have eloped, but Mist and I are still married." Soren then hit the send button. Reyson raised his hand "Professor can you explain the kill count on page 79 cedtion c of sub test 8 for chapter 9?" "Actually no I cant." Soren said cryptically. "No one ever saw that assign. The only things we know are what we have learned from the myths that the people still tell." His eyes seemed to glow ominously as he spoke. Reyson looked down at the page and skimmed through the list of names and the number of kills next to them. "How long was this assign working Professor?" Soren sat down "6 Years, and in that time the assign turned the tide of the war through fear and on their own destroyed more enemies than the assigns that were active for the entire span of the war." "But…but…" Luke stuttered, "That war lasts 100 years! Are there really assigns that lived that long?" "Of course," Soren said. "I was one of them." The entire class leaned back "So do your Homework or else." With that class ended. Soren laughed to himself. "I cant believe that they bought that" he thought.

Flash Back 3 years ago

"Soren" Aschnard yelled to his 18 year old son. "What?!" Soren yelled from his room that he used when he visited his father. "Why are you moving into an apartment with this girl? She is not of proper status for you to even consider dating! You should just be the ruthless assign you were during the war."Soren sighed. He walked out of his room and slapped His fathers face. "HOW MANNY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT, THAT SOREN WASN'T ME! AND MIST IS MORE THAN GOOD ENOUGH WHY CANT YOU SEE THAT!"

End Flashback

Reyson cleared his throught and Soren looked at him. "Yes Reyson what do you need?" "I just noticed that one of the assigns has the same name as you, but…" Reyson paused nervously. "Well Shoot" Soren whispered under his breath "That Assign Soren died three years ago Professor." Soren sighed " Well Just don't tell the others or they will never finish their homework." Reyson laughed. "I have a question." Soren stood 'What do you wish to know prince Reyson my Royal Highness?" Reyson glared at Soren "Are the battle class and spells classes really going to merge after midterms?" Soren blinked dumbly for a moment. "What the-! Where did that come from?" "Im just curious." Reyson said quickly. "Now please answer Professor! And don't call me Royal anything. Its embarrassing" "Fine Fine..Birdy Boy." Soren smirked. "And to answer your question yes. The classes will be merging after midterms." Luke walked into the classroom "Reyson are you coming? Cedric said that he is making cheese burgers!" Reyson stared at Luke with the same glare that he had been giving soren. "Im..a.. VEGETARIAN!" he shouted causing people walking in the hallway to stare as Like fled in fear. 5 Heads then popped into view in the door way. Soren then tried to back away. Aschnard looked into the classroom and saw his favorite son Soren. "SOREN!" he ran to embrace his son. Soren ran. "Your so adorable!" Aschnard squealed as he finally caught Soren, who was now trying to claw free of his father's arms. Kratos, Lloyd, Asch, and cedric entered the room and watched as Soren screamed "LET ME GOOOOOOOO!" Asch looked at his watch "Im hungry come on Cedric feed me while these people bicker and starve." 'Okay." Cedric replied "Come on people." 'Yes sir!" Lloyd answered. "Whatever you say darling just walk in front so I can stare." Kratos said with a smile. Aschnard hearing the promise of food dropped Soren and ran after them pink extensions waving in the breeze. Luke and Reyson looked at one another and then proceeded to carry the unconscious Soren with them to dinner.

Dinner

Soren sat at the dinner table rigedly. He suddenly lurched forward and kicked Aschnard under the table to silence aschnarda rave about 'Sorens' assign adventures. Cedric laughed as he placed the burgers in front of people and gave Reyson his tofu burger. Kratos stood as his phone rang and excused himself. "Cedric Honey let them serve themselves if you mother them too much Ill get jealous, besides we need to …chat, alone." Cedric stopped serving food and followed Kratos to their room "Okay handsome." Cedric then glided elegantly towards Kratos. They enters their room as Kratos answered his phone. "Hello?" "Kratos! Its meee!' Anna's cheerful voice came through the speaker. Asch excused himself from the table and walked down the hall that lead to Cedric's and Krato's bed room and pressed his ear to the door. "So are you two still pretending?" Asch fell into the room 'What?!" Anna's holographic head blinked "Oh! There are three of you now?" Anna asked no one in particular. " Good job! Ill be sending extra treets! Love you bunches Tos-Tos!" Anna hung up. Asch looked towards the door only to see a furious cedric standing in front of the closed door. "Wait…" Asch stared "What?" Kratos and Cedric then proceded to explain the situation to Asch. After they finished Cedric started to cry. "Whats wrong with you?!" Asch demanded. Cedric continued to cry. "I have to share my cookies now…"