T, D, DD, K, T or P Chapter 8: "I'm baaack!" pt. 1

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:

So much fluffiness in these past few chapters!

"Yeah! Where has the actual comedy and/or drama been?" Olette asked.

In my pocket.

"That still doesn't even make any sense." Namine said, "And you're not even animated."

As long as you believe, you will succeed, and you will achieve.

"Just… stop talking…"

"Hey Author?" Kairi began, "When will we be able to do dares again."

Hmmm… that's a very good question… next chapter, maybe? If people will request dares and truths and stuff then the dare gods just might let the bottle work properly.

"So… does that mean that this chapter is over?"

I think so. Unless you guys have anything else you would like to say to our wonderful readers.

"Sure um…" Kairi thought about it for a second. "Stay in school!"

Everyone started to add in.

"Don't do drugs!"

"Reading is succeeding!"

"Think big!"

"Safe sex is happy sex!"

"Don't listen to the leprechauns! They're evil!"

"Really Axel? Really?" Larxene asked.

Okay… we're kind of getting off track so I'm gonna stop everything right here.

"Goodbye!"

"See ya next time!"

"See you later alligator!"

…

"Look at me! I'm a seahorse!"

"No! I'M a seahorse!"

"No me!"

"No me!"

"You said that you would be the dolphin!"

"No I said that YOU would be the dolphin!"

"That's what I just said!"

"No! I mean… grrr!"

*ahem* Guys…? The story has started again.

Roxas and Ventus looked at the author, then at the readers, then back at the author. Then they both spoke nervously. "Umm… Kairi, it's your turn to spin!"

"Oh… right." Kairi walked to the middle of the circle, "We haven't done a promise for a while. So I guess I will do that."

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin…

Xion

"Yay!" Xion cheered, "Kairi has nothing against me! We're best friends so I won't have to do anything terrible!"

"…Actually, Xion! I'm still mad at you for bringing the whole freaking school into my house!" Kairi said matter-of-factly.

"B-but… you can't possibly blame that on me! I mean, I only told Olette! Then she told Hayner who told Pence then he told Namine then she told Selphie then she told Tidus who told Demyx then he told-"

"Yeah, yeah. We all got that part… but I still blame you for it!"

"Why me?"

"Because."

"Because, why?"

"Because."

"…You know what? After this sentence, I'm never talking to you again."

"Xion… you getting too serious about this."

"Author, tell Kairi that our friendship is over." Xion crossed he arms.

Kairi…Xion isn't your friend anymore.

"Well tell Xion that I don't care."

Um… Kairi doesn't care, Xion.

"Then tell her that I don't care EITHER!"

Seriously guys? You can hear each other. Why do I need to tell you these things?

"Humph!" Both of the girls huffed and turned towards their male friends.

"Roxas~," Xion whined, "Kairi is going to make me promise something terrible~! DO SOMETHING!"

"What do you want me to do?" Roxas asked.

"I dunno… SOMETHING!"

"Sora~," Kairi whined, "Xion doesn't want to talk to me anymore… did I do something wrong?"

"No Kairi…" Sora comforted her, "You did nothing wrong."

"Yes she did!" Xion yelled across the room.

"NO I DIDN'T!" Kairi started to get up.

"YES YOU DID!"

"NO I DID NOT!"

"SHUT UP, LIAR!"

"I'M NOT A LIAR! YOU'RE THE LIAR!"

"NO YOU ARE!"

"I thought you weren't going to talk to me so that proves you're the liar." Kairi calmed down.

"I AM NOT A LIAR AND YOU DID DO SOMETHING WRONG BY BLAMING ME!"

"YOU BROUGHT ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE!"

"NO I DIDN'T! THERE A BUNCH OF FOLLOWERS WHO FOLLOWED ME!"

"Hey!" All of the followers said at the same time. "We are not followers! We were invited!"

"EXACTLY SO XION IS A LIAR!"

"Wow Xion, two fights in one day. And this time no one is not even faking." Vanitas said.

"No! I'm not fighting Xion." Kairi explained. "We are just having a heated debate."

"Looks like fighting to me."

"Yeah."

"It sure does."

"Mmhmm."

It really does.

"SHUT UP!" Kairi and Xion yelled. When they realized that they said it at the same time, they looked away from each other and back to their friends,

"Roxas! You haven't done anything yet!" Xion yelled at Roxas.

"Aahhh! I'm sorry! I can't think of anything!" Roxas scratched the back of his head.

"What's so hard about proving that Kairi is wrong and I'm right!"

"NO! YOU'RE WRONG!"

"NO! YOU'RE WRONG!"

"I may not be the sharpest crayon in the tree." Tidus started, "But it seems like you're both wrong."

"Tidus…" Demyx sighed, "You said it wrong. You mean 'Brightest crayon in the box'. Crayons don't grow on trees."

"Of course crayons don't grow on trees, dummy! Everyone knows that!"

"But you just said…! Nevermind…"

"Anyways… I may not be the brightest knife in the box, but it looks like you guys really are both wrong."

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?" The girls asked then looked at each other again then back away again.

"…this is getting stupid. I'm going to get something to eat." Vanitas said then stood up to walk to the kitchen.

"You're STILL hungry?" Sora asked and Vanitas just shrugged.

Vanitas was about to walk inside of the kitchen but then everyone heard a rumbling sound coming from upstairs.

"I guess you are hungry…" Sora looked up at Vanitas.

"Sora, two things: You are an idiot. And, how could my stomach make that noise when I'm still down here?"

"Um… I don't know." Sora thought for a second, "Oh, I know! You're magic!"

"Shh!" Hayner shushed them, "I think I hear something coming down the stairs."

Everyone started to walk over to the staircase but saw nothing. Then all of the sudden-

BOOM!

Everyone turned around towards the living room, and looked to see someone towering in the center of the living room.

"I'M BAAACK!" Maleficent cackled.

"Maleficent! Oh my!" Ventus... shrieked.

You guys didn't really think that Riku could just kiss Maleficent and leave, did you?

Riku went to the bathroom locked the door and threw up again.

"Riku! You must come to the darkness… again! If you don't come out then I will take your friends!"

"Which friend?" Riku asked.

"I will take…" Maleficent looked around the room. "The Keyblade wielder!"

"Which one?" Sora, Kairi, Riku, Vanitas, Xion, Roxas, Ventus, and Axel asked. Then Terra and Aqua came out of no where. "Yeah, which one?" (A/N: Am I the only one who thought owning a Keyblade was special? But almost everyone has one!)

"Hmm… the singer! And the main character!" Maleficent pointed to Sora and Roxas.

"M-me…?" Roxas asked.

"No, I meant Barbie." Maleficent said sarcastically. "Of course I meant you, boy."

"B-but I don't even sing! That's my cousin, Jesse McCartney who sings."

"You're cousins with Jesse McCartney?" Xion asked then tackled Roxas." OH MAH GOSH! I'm his #1 fan! Why didn't you tell me? I HAVE to get his number!" Xion started to sing Beautiful Soul in a terrible-fangirl-singing voice. (A/N: That's the only song I know by him! XD)

"Xion… can't breathe… you're on… my chest…" Roxas managed to squeeze out.

"Maleficent cleared her throat, "I'm still gonna kidnap your friends, Riku. You know that, right?"

"Go ahead and keep 'em!" Riku yelled, still in the bathroom.

"Hey!" Sora and Roxas yelled.

"Fine… I will then." Maleficent grabbed the two children, "I'm leaving~…"

"Bye, bye now." Riku said.

"I'm walking out the door~…"

"Good for you~."

"I'm closing the door~…"

"No one's stopping you."

"Why aren't you guys stopping her?" Sora asked.

"Because the author wouldn't let you guys actually get hurt… right?" Olette asked.

…

"RIGHT?"

…

Maleficent walked out of the house and poofed them to the Hollow Bastion Castle.

"NOOO!" Sora screamed and they went away.

You guys should probably go save them.

"Yeah! We have to save our boyfriends!" Xion and Kairi yelled.

You're dating Sora? Since when?

"I don't know… since like KH1, I think."

SINCE KINGDOM HEARTS 1? ! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL SQUARE ENIX AND DISNEY?

"We wanted to keep it a secret…"

WHY? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CONFLICT YOU HAVE CAUSED IN THE FANFICTION WORLD?

"Calm down, author… calm down."

Whatever…let's go save your boyfriend.

"I can't do it alone, though!"

What do you mean you can't do it alone? Everyone's coming to help-

"Xion! You have to promise to help me save Sora and Roxas!"

"Okay… I was going to go anyway. He never gave me Jesse McCartney's number."

The author poofed everyone to the castle. When they got there, Kairi and Riku remembered that the castle is very big and very confusing and takes like an hour for people just to find Maleficent because it's so confusing! (A/N: Hehe… I played KH1 again before I started to type this. I haven't played in like months so I forgot everything :P)

"We're going to have to split up." Riku announced. "Namine, Demyx, Ven, and Fuu in one group. Tidus, Selphie, Vanitas, and Kairi in the next. Larxene, Axel, Hayner, Olette after that. Amai, Pence, Xion, and I in the last group."

"But I don't want to be with Vanitas~!" Tidus whined.

"Neither do I… he's mean." Selphie agreed.

I'll take you guys' place! :D

"NO!" Vanitas yelled. "I'd rather be with Ventus than with you."

"Hey! I just remembered!" Xion started to laugh excitedly, "Y-you're Roxas' brother!"

"No… I'm Michael Jackson's brother…duh!" Ventus said sarcastically.

Xion tackled him like she tackled Roxas. "Give! Me! Jesse! McCartney's! Number! NOW!"

"Can't… breathe… suffocating…"

Xi began to shake him. "GIVE! ME! THE! NUMBER!"

By that time, Ventus had already fainted from lack of air.

"Xion! Get off him!" Demyx yelled and grabbed her. "Great… now we have one less partner…"

"Ven Ven!" Fuu went by his side.

"Come on, Fuu." Demyx dragged Ventus. "We have to go get Roxas and Sora."

"Okay…"

"Has everyone forgotten that we're still here?" Terra asked.

Oh yeah… Wait! Terra, you can't be here because you need to be inside the castle.

"Why?"

For later chapters…

"Oh yeah! Gotta go!" Terra flew on his Keyblade into the castle.

"What about me?" Aqua asked.

Hmm… I guess you could go with Terra. I don't know how that would work with my plan though.

Aqua had already left into the castle along with everyone else.

Looks like I'm all alone…

No you aren't.

Here we go with the talking to myself thing again.

Why? You don't like being with me.

I do but... I don't think that this relationship isn't going to work out... people keep asking questions about us... and they keep getting suspicous. I-it's not you! It's them...

…

Oh great, are you gonna ignore me completely now? I still think that we should talk, but just not as much.

…

You still have to narrate, though.

...

I'm serious!

...

Fine, I see how it is. I guess there's no more chapter since there's no more narrator.

I kind of foreshadowed in this chapter... but not really though.

OmegaStarShooter14 : Thanks for the PM! I will use your idea soon.

Silver Dawn: Silver's my favorite word so I like this name XD. But don't listen to the duck song! It will get stuck in your head... and the leprechauns stole your money? Axel: I KNEW IT! Larxene: SHUT UP AXEL!

emmausgirl94: Thank you for all of those dares and stuff! It was really helpful. I don't know if i will use all of them yet. But i know which ones I will use. :)

Anonymous/Guest: (I'm still not sure what to put there...) But I was already planning to cut someones hair off... who it is? I have no idea yet. And I'm the one writing this freaking story! But you will probably be surprised on who it is...

Keyblader1997: Sorry for this stupid question but what does FTW mean? I never knew what it meant... but anyways, Thank You! I'm glad that you love it! :D

Roxas: Yay! You called me MiMi! AND YOU LOOK LIKE ROXAS? I'M GONNA HAVE TO MEET YOU ONE DAY! Haha jk but that's cool! Thank you for reviewing! You're [BLEEPING] awesome too!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. All rights go to Square Enix and Disney.

Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.

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