Thank you to emmausgirl94 for Olette's dare. And thank you to OmegaStarShooter14 for inspiration for an upcoming dare (you'll see what I mean).
T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 10: 'Twas better to have loved and lost…
Previously on T, D, DD, K, T or P:
"It's your turn to spin Xion." Ventus, who was now awake, said.
"Okay…" Xion went to the center of the circle. "I will hopefully be able to do a dare."
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
Olette.
"Yes! It worked!" Xion cheered.
Olette- No! Not a dare! I don't even know Xion all that well but after what she and Roxas did to Riku… (gulp) I'm scared…
Hayner- Xion better not hurt Olette or else I'm gonna…!
Xion- I have absolutely no idea what to dare this girl.
Roxas- Why isn't Xion getting all fangirl-ish over my cousin?
Ventus- Ha… I wonder what Xion would do if she found out that we're also related to Justin Bieber.
Fuu- Ven Ven's okay!
Sora- Is Riku albino?
Kairi- Lalalalalalalalalala!
Axel- I have this strange feeling that I should be burning something right now.
Larxene- This game is sooo freaking boring.
Vanitas- …
Amai- I'm so glad that everyone dismissed the fact that I used to be a crazy murderer.
Riku- Am I albino?
Demyx- I'm gonna ask Namine out soon.
Namine- I like the name 'Demy' better than 'Dem'.
Pence- I deserve more lines!
Selphie and Tidus- Vanitas likes MiMi!
"Xion~! Hurry up and choose something!" Sora groaned.
"Don't rush me!" Xion shushed him, "These things take time and patience!"
-1 hour later-
"I can't think of anything! Author? Got any ideas?" Xion asked.
Meh…
"Seriously! I need help!"
…writers…block…is a pain… in the… [insert whatever body part hear. Can't even think of one right now… -bleh face-]
"Maybe you could use some of the reviewers dares!" Kairi suggested.
"Good idea!" Xion ran into the kitchen and took the author's computer away from her.
…meh…
"You aren't pissed that I took your Laptop?" Xion asked.
… … …
"Man, you must have writer's block badly then." Xion walked out of the kitchen and sat down on the floor. She typed a few things on the computer then read out loud. "Okay so there's one review that involves you, Olette."
"ONE? ONE? ! I am OLETTE! Why do I only have ONE review only involving me?" Olette stood up.
"Actually… it involved a few other people, not just you."
She fell onto her knees. "Eleven years of acting class and THIS is what I get? This is an outrage!" She huffed.
"Olette, I think you're a great actress." Hayner comforted her.
"Thank you, Hayner… you're a great friend" Olette then looked over to Xion. "What is my dare?"
"Oh… friend zoned." Hayner pouted.
"Well… Olette, it says here that you have to kiss Tidus."
"Tidus? ! What kind of sick people…? TIDUS? ! ! !" Olette screamed. "Why would I want to kiss him?"
"Yeah why would she want to kiss him?" Hayner repeated.
"He is so childish and stupid and…!"
(A/N: Keep in mind that this is the Tidus that is in KH1… not the Bishonen one from FFX… XD I called Tidus a Bishonen… that's my first time using that word.)
"Hey! Who are you calling stupid?" Tidus asked.
"You, obviously! See? This proves my point completely!"
"Olette shouldn't have to kiss Tidus if she doesn't want to!" Hayner said.
Do I have to remind you that this is your dare?
"I know but-"
Do it.
"Can't I just-"
Do it.
"But he's stupid and he's-"
Lap dance!
"Alright, alright. I'm goin' you don't have to rush me…" Olette walked over to Tidus then did a gagging motion with her mouth. You can do this, Olette… Olette tried to convince herself, although her attempts were futile.
I can't let her kiss Tidus! Hayner screamed into his head, This will be her first kiss won't it? OH SHIT! HE'S GONNA TAKE HER FIRST KISS! I GOTTA STOP THIS!
Olette was about to grab Tidus by his shoulders but Hayner dove in between them, while in slow motion.
"Hayner! What are you doing?" Olette asked and helped Hayner off of the floor.
"Olette, I couldn't stand to see Tidus take your first kiss."
"First kiss? Psshh, Hayner I've kissed-"
"Wait, let me finish." Hayner let out a large breathe then said his next words. "I really like you Olette. No, scratch that. I love you… and I want to have your first kiss, Olette. Me. No one else. So…"
Hayner grabbed Olette. One hand on her waist and the other on her back. Then he dipped her down and kissed her.
Olette's eyes widened then she closed them. This feeling… what is it? She thought to herself. Then Hayner brought her back up and stared at her.
"H-Hayner… you, really love me?"
"Yes, Olette. Yes. I know I should have told you sooner… and I couldn't stand seeing Tidus be your first kiss over a stupid dare."
"Hayner… that's what I wanted to tell you earlier. I've already had my first kiss."
"Really? With who?"
"…Seifer."
"WHAT? I'M GONNA KILL HIM! I'M GONNA RIP HIS BALLS OFF AND I'M GONNA…"
"Just kidding!" Olette giggled in defense, "See? That's what happens when you play jokes on people that they don't think are funny… Anyways, I had my first kiss with this boy named Mizu."
Hayner let out a sigh of relief then remembered the last event that just happened. "So um… *ahem* Olette? Do you like me back?"
"…well…ummm… uh…" Olette thought for a second for suspense, "Yeah!"
"Yeah? Okay… do you want to make it official then?"
"Sure." Olette nodded.
"Yes!" Hayner cheered.
You still gotta kiss Tidus.
"You're such a mood killer…" Hayner pouted. Olette turned back to Tidus. Hayner sat back over to his seat on the floor and covered his eyes.
Olette kissed Tidus and almost as soon as it started, it was over.
"YES! I'M A MAN NOW!" Tidus yelled and pounded on his chest.
"Oh whatever!" Selphie huffed then turned around away from everyone else.
"Umm… okay…?" Olette said then went to the middle of the circle. "Dare…"
Spin.
Spin.
Spin.
Spin.
Spin.
Spin…
Sora.
"Does this even count? Even though I kind of already went… right?" Sora went into the kitchen and asked.
I guess… I don't care.
"Okay, so uh… what's my dare?"
"Well, I guess you could…" Olette thought about it for a moment. "Well… I don't know what you could do."
"Wait, Olette! I think I have an idea!" Hayner said and motioned Olette over to him. Then he whispered something to her.
Olette's eyes opened wide then said, "Hayner! I couldn't do that to Sora!"
"Do what to Sora?" Sora asked.
"Olette, please!" Hayner begged, "This will be payback for the truth Sora asked me at the very beginning."
"How was telling us about how Seifer used to bully you bad?" Olette asked.
"Have you SEEN the way he bullies? ! He's brutal! Merciless! And I didn't want to tell people about it so they wouldn't think that I was Seifer's bitch at one point in my life."
"We don't think that you were Seifer's bitch." Sora tried to convince Hayner. "Right guys?" Sora looked all over the room to people turning their heads and whistling, trying to pretend that they weren't paying attention.
"SEE? THEY DO!" Hayner yelled then looked over back to Olette. Then, in a soft voice he pleaded, "Olette please! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, a million times more, PLEASE make Sora do this dare!"
"But… everyone will think I'm a pervert!"
"Agh… who care's about what people think of you?" Hayner asked.
"But… isn't that the reason why you're-"
Hayner pleaded one more time with big, huge, puppy-dog eyes. "Pleeeaaaasseee!"
"(sigh) okay, Hayner. You win." Olette sighed again then looked over to Sora. "Sora, my dare for you is that you have to sing a karaoke song, of my choice…"
"Oh that doesn't seem too bad." Sora interrupted.
"…while stripping on a pole."
(A/N: Hayner just HAD to add the pole dancing in here, didn't he?)
Sora's jaw met the floor. He was frozen, on his knees. All eyes went to him, then Hayner, then Olette.
"S-Sora…?" Kairi asked then crawled over to him. "A-are you d-dead…?"
-3 hours later-
"OH NO! SORA'S DEAD! OH MY GOD OLETTE, YOU KILLED SORA! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Kairi yelled and was about to go over and hit Olette but Vanitas held her back.
"Sora isn't dead." Vanitas tried to shush her in a calm voice. "He's too stubborn to die."
Are we really stealing quotes again? (A/N: That was a quote from FFXIII)
Vanitas sighed and let go of Kairi (who was calm now) then sat back down.
"Author! You're okay! I thought you were never going to get over the writer's block!" Kairi cheered and went over to hug the author.
Nah… I still kind of have it but I just thought I should come help you guys.
"HELP ME KILL OLETTE!" Kairi said in a deep, evil voice.
No Kairi. I'm gonna help you unfreeze Sora!
"Oh yeah… I guess that would be a little better."
So, they key to unfreezing someone is being very delicate. She explained.
Sora~… the author said in a sweet voice. GET THE FUCK UP NOW OR I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE!
Sora didn't even flinch.
(sigh) Sora, all of the girls in the house are gonna go skinny dipping in the pool.
He still didn't move.
Seriously? Uhm… well I'm out of ideas.
Selphie and Tidus began whispering something to Vanitas.
Hey! What are you guys doing over there! If you have an idea and you aren't telling me about it…
"Nooo…" Selphie said with an evil smirk. "We're just talking about how Vanitas likes-"
"Selphie no!" Kairi shushed her. "If we tell everyone then Vanitas will be really mad, won't you?" Everyone looked over to Vanitas who was just sitting there listening to his iPod, drowning out everyone else.
"He's not even listening!" Tidus said then walked over to the author then put his hands on her shoulders. "Listen… we have to tell you this! The truth is…"
Just then, Vanitas took his headphones off to see what was going on.
"Vanitas likes you." Selphie finished his sentence.
...
...
...
"Selphie… run." Kairi warned.
"Why?"
"B-because…" Tidus said with huge, shocked eyes. "V-vani… I-I mean… Vanitas… I mean V-Vanitas the Goodass… Awww DAMMIT JUST TURN AROUND!"
Selphie turned around to see a once 5-foot-7-inch boy, seemingly turn into an 8-foot tall monster.
"Selphie…" Vanitas gritted through his teeth, "I'm going to count to 3…"
She stood there in shock, too scared to move.
"One."
Move, leg's, MOVE! Selphie screamed inside her head.
"Two."
I'm too young to die!
"Thr-"
Wait… Vani, is this true?
Vanitas' eyes softened at her voice and he calmed down. "Y…yeah."
The author began to jump up and down for joy. Yes! I knew it! This whole time! She was about to keep cheering but then she stopped and slumped down onto the floor. But… I'm sorry Vanitas.
"Sorry…? Why are you sorry?"
Well uh… I'm kind of already… with… someone.
Vanitas' eye twitched and he started to stutter. "W-with… someone…?"
Yeah…
"W-who…?"
Not just one who… but three.
"W-what…?"
Yes… Me, Myself, and I. I'm so sorry, Vani.
Vanitas was about to look down at the ground when hearing the names of the next three people he was going to kill but then he stared at the author with a 'WTF' face.
"What the hell, Hikari-Kurai?"
"Damn… he used you by your pen name. He's mad." Demyx shook his head.
"In a relationship with yourself? YOURSELF? Do you know how good you have to be in order to even be noticed by ME? VANITAS THE BADASS?"
I said that I'm sorry! Calm down!
"Every single OTHER time someone has confessed to who they liked in this story, they've gotten together!"Vanitas said in an angry voice then he began to speak, very calmly. "Now, what you're saying is that we aren't going to…?"
The author nodded her head. I mean… I would do it, I guess but… the author looked over the 'Narrator'. I just can't, Vani…
Vanitas just stood there, accepting defeat. "Oh well. At least I tried. I'll just get another girl."
" 'Oh well. At least I tried'?" Kairi asked. "Vanitas! I can't believe we went through all of this, (and still didn't unfreeze Sora, might I add) and you aren't even going to try with her?"
Vanitas just shrugged and turned his iPod back on.
Kairi started to get mad and went to take her anger out on an innocent victim… this happened to be Sora, who was still frozen. She began to shake him vigorously. The shaking then turned into slapping.
Don't shake him!
"WHY? WE WAISTED A WHOLE FREAKING CHAPTER! I'M SO TIRED OF THE WAITING! SORA GET THE HELL UP NOW! BEFORE THE CHAPTER ENDS!"
"K-Kairi...?" Sora asked.
OH YEAH! to emmausgirl94: Olette would like to apologize for calling you 'sick', RIGHT OLETTE? ! Olette: Yes... i didn't mean it. I was being very rude. I'm very, very sorry.
OmegaStarShooter14: I was wondering if anyone would get that part!
PrincessJazmine: Thanks! And I usually have the major fluffs on peoples turns, so don't be surprised if you see it next chapter.
Silver Dawn: I wish my mom would do that, but then she gets louder and gets mad at me for singing while she's talking to me... And I freaking HATE power outages, with a passion. A PASSION! Haha, yeah it's kind of sad how I can barely live without technology.
xXroxasloverXx: Awww! You really think I'm hilarious? Thank you! And believe me, you aren't the only one who can't spell huge words. HELL YEAH FOR SPELL CHECK! ^^. And my family doesn't let me have mountain dew anymore because it makes me too hyper. But I still get my hands on some once in a while! Hehehe... MWAHAHA... XD
XBluexMonarchX: I'm glad you didn't think I was! And sorry I couldn't do your dare, I had already planned to do this dare for Olette. But if you have any other ideas I would be glad to hear them!
Taco Luver: Yes randomness! Us random people should form a group... oh i know! It should be called: The Epic League of Awesome, Extremely Good-Looking, and Unnecssarily Random People! ^^
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. All rights go to Square Enix and Disney.
Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.
xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)