Well, after months of writer's block, Halo 4, Borderlands 2, collage and other test stories; this is the best I could come up with, including replaying Mass Effect 2 and trying to recreate word for word in some situations.
I do not own anything except for my insert character and Carl. This is for pure entertainment.
Also, forgive my grammar, English is my second language.
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Publish date: 12-2-12
Location- Random Alley, Omega; ME AU Universe
In an alley that is close to the club Afterlife, a green portal appears and deposits three people, two of them land in the ground, while the third one lands inside a dumpster. The green portal disappears.
The two people who landed on the ground start to move. While the one who landed in the dumpster also moves and looks outside of it, he then sees his two companions on the floor getting up.
The man who landed in the dumpster, who was wearing an advanced armor (Standard Version) managed to get out of the dumpster and started to get his bearing in place. He looked around and then walked toward his companions, who had their bearings ready and looking at him, trying to not laugh at him. He then spoke out loud.
"Why is it that you two always land in normal places while I have to land in weird places I will never know." 31 year-old Captain Edward Terrance said.
The girl who was wearing a charcoal colored dominatrix armor spoke. "Well, maybe because you have a bulky armor so you can take the fall since you are a big man after all." 30 year-old Evelyn 'Eve' Terrance said.
Then the girl right beside her, who was wearing a blue colored dominatrix armor, also spoke. "There's that and that you wouldn't want us getting hurt now would now." 30 year-old Evangeline 'Eva' Terrance said.
Edward playfully glared at them from behind his helmet before sighting. "Fine." Edward said as he started to look around and noticed something familiar about the setting. "Um, girls, are we where I think we are?" Edward asked.
The girls looked around for a moment and they too noticed the place was familiar. Although what confirmed their suspicion on where they were was that they saw an alien creature (Vorcha) walking in the street outside the alley where they were.
"Edward, I think we are where you think we are." Eve said.
"So we finally made it to this dimension. Now this party can get really started." Eva said.
"Let's concentrate on determining what timeline, if either before ME1 or during ME2, did we land in first, then we can find out the information about this universe, like what gender is Shepard, background, previous decisions, etc." Edward said as he pulled out his custom Scimitar Assault Rifle from storage, and placed it on his back.
"Let's go to Afterlife, if the timeline is ME2, there we can see if Garrus is still active and/or the plague is still in the district." Edward said.
"Yes dear." Both girls said as they started to walk out of the alley.
'Can't believe we finally made it to the ME universe, after those years ago. Can still remember the day I finally got Eve and Eva back. Man, was that a weird and then incredible reunion.' Edward though as his mind began to drift back to what happened that day.
Flashback Summary
After buying both Eva and Eve, I went back to my private room to wait for them to be delivered. When night came, the guards brought the two girls into my room, bound and gagged; it took all my self-control not to shoot the guards. After telling them to leave them in my very large bedroom, they left. I entered the room, still wearing the armor I used in the tournament, I saw that even thought they were like that; they were planning on killing me. Gambling on my luck, I told them that I was going to release them and proceed to get the chains off. The moment the chains got off them, the two girls transformed and attacked me. I thanked God that I keep my armor on. While attacking me, they took off their gags and while I was trying to tell them to stop, they keep trying to kill me.
What made them stop was when I called them Eve and Eva, which were the nicknames I used to say to them when we were friends. Both girls stopped dead in their tracks, looking at me in surprise. I then made the helmet in my armor retract, revealing my face. The look on both girls' face was one of seeing a dead person in front of them. When Eve asked in a small voice if it was me and I said yes, the next thing I know, my back is on the floor and the two girls were hugging me (the best they could, they were like 5 feet tall while I was 8 feet tall) and crying, and from what was able to gather, saying that they were happy to see me alive and thanking me for saving them. I comforted them the best I could, but next thing I knew, Eve kissed me, I was surprised by what she did, but when she let go of me and Eva kissed me as well, that really blew my mind off. Now, at that moment, my mind started to get fuzzy by what was happening and tried to determine if I should continue or stop, but the facts were that my two best friends, who I always fantasized about, were wearing hot and revealing dominatrix armor and kissing me; well common sense went out the window. Long story short, we did not leave that bedroom for the entire day.
After an entire day enjoying our 'reunion', we came out of the bedroom, with me carrying both Eve and Eva, who could not use their legs properly, to eat something. After getting something to eat in the kitchen in the room, we started to talk. The girls revealed what happened during the day they disappeared; apparently a white cloaked female with a staff (which sounded similar to Carl) came to them, gave both girls modified cloneblades that they currently wear, and by modified I mean the damn things actually had cloaking and energy shields. Then kidnapped and dropped them off in another reality.
They then said where they landed; they were captured and forced to train by an unknown organization. To my shock, they revealed that the universe they landed was the Executive Assistant Comic series. They were found and then trained by the organization that created the Executive Assistants, so basically it means that both of them are trained assassins. They spent years in that universe working for a female boss after they finished their training. It was during what they thought was a regular mission when they were betrayed by other assistants. Just before they were about to die, violet portal appeared and then dumped them into the universe we were currently in.
I then proceeded to tell them what my life has been since they disappeared, Carl giving me my powers, my service in the Section 8 universe, my adventures in the movieverse and finally ending were we were. I then asked them something that bugged me since we finished our 'reunion', "Why you two kissed me, last time I saw you two arguing who was going to get me. What change?" Then they told me that after their kidnapping and sometime later, they swore to each other that if they found me they would share me. To say I was shocked was an understatement, but who am I to argue with two girls that actually want to share you.
We spent seven months in the Terran Dimension, getting to know each other a lot more, training and 'relieving' stress. We also participated in more tournaments, and of course winning. The trio's reputations escalated, as time passed both Eve and Eva gaining the title of 'The Goddesses of Zero', with Eva being know as the 'Ice Goddess', while Eve as the 'Fire Goddess'. We also found out that thanks to our 'activities', my nanites were transferred to them, giving them access all their benefits especially to my subspace storage.
During that time, I asked Mr. Sanchil to find a way to change Eva and Eve's status of slaves. He told that there was only one way, that way was by bonding a.k.a marry both girls. When I brought the subject to the girls, they immediately said yes, making me very happy. I proposed to them with the diamond necklaces that I won in the Ocean's dimension. The only person during the wedding was Mr. Sanchil, but it was thanks to him that we were set in the current dimension; the wedding was small but it was beautiful to both my girls, the new Mrs. Terrance.
It all changed when after winning the current tournament we had just won that the bloody Sector Guard appeared. My wives and I had to go up against and beat four couples (we did not kill) before we got surrounded. Just before they were going to capture us, a green portal appears in front of us. Wasting no time, the three of us jump into the portal, leading us to a new universe.
The next universe we landed was during one the most infamous battles in all fictional entertainment, the Fall of Reach, that's right, we landed in the Haloverse. We ended up inside the Covenant Corvette that the UNSC was planning on using for Operation: Upper Cut. The three of us then processed to kill all the Covenant forces onboard, during which we discovered that Eva and Eve shields could resist Covenant weaponry, even their blades could cut thought Covenant shields. After we finished killing everyone on the ship, we started to take every weapon we could find.
When Noble Team members Jorge and Six, who was female in this reality, arrived saw us and the bloodbath we created. To say they were shocked was an understatement. It was there, that we prevented Jorge from sacrificing himself and then joined the UNSC in defending Reach.
Using the knowledge of the game, we were able to change the timeline, even managed to save the rest of Noble Team. We even meet Dr. Halsey, who was surprised at seeing an even better armor (mine) then hers, especially seeing my wives' exotic armors. While Dr. Halsey was doing her final adjustments to Cortana, I, discreetly, gave Cortana thought a wireless signal the knowledge of the entire Halo series, with the hope to make things for the better. It was during the drop off of Cortana that my wives and I stayed behind to delay the Covenant forces while the members of Noble Team (except Jun who was with Dr. Halsey) boarded the Pillar of Autumn and managed to escape Reach. We fought for hours until a Covenant ship fired plasma shot at us. Just before it hit us, a green portal appeared and we were out of there. We went thought more dimensions after that, some were normal, others were not; until finally coming here.
Flashback Summary End
The trio was now walking in the streets of Omega. The girls were attracting the most attention, especially from the males, since they were wearing their armors, but they quickly looked away when they saw the 8 feet armored being behind them that looked at them like 'do something and I will hurt you'.
The trio while walking was talking amongst themselves.
"I think maybe we should enter Afterlife from the back entrance." Edward said.
"Why?" Eva asked.
"Because I am not in the mood to kill the guys in the front who will look at you two." Edward said.
"Oh come on, I want to see their reactions to seeing us and then looking at our big armored bodyguard." Eva said.
"Yeah come on." Eve said.
"No means no. We will have enough attention when we enter Afterlife and that's not even counting if Aria notices us." Edward said.
"Why would Aria notice us?" Eva asked.
"Um, hello, an unknown 8 foot tall armored being right next to two human females wearing exotic armor that puts Asari dancers to utter shame in the sex appeal department, yeah like that won't catch her attention." Edward said.
Thinking for a moment, Eva spoke.
"Yeah are right about that, we are already attracting way too much attention." Eva said.
"Let's just keep going." Edward said as they continued on.
15 minutes of walking (and Edward threatening a whole lot of men) the trio have arrive at the main dancing floor of Afterlife, where they could see a majority of the people there watching them with interest.
"Well so far so good." Eva said.
"Yeah, let's just hope it stays that way. What do you think Eve? Eve, Eve?" Edward asked Eve who was looking over to one place with direct attention. Both Edward and Eve look over to what she was looking and they immediately understood why she was like that.
Coming out of Aria's booth were three people, all three very recognizable. One was the cold hearted queen of Cerberus, Miranda Lawson. The second person was the loud mouth and dangerous Subject Zero, otherwise known as Jack. But the final person with them was the one who really got their attention. By the armor he was wearing and the fact he was leading the other two girls, it was obvious that person was Commander Shepard, but what got their attention was the fact that this Shepard looked exactly like Edward, the only difference that they could see, besides the height between them, was that he had green eyes while Edward had blue eyes.
The trio keep looking at the other trio, and from what Edward could hear (thanks to his armor) was that they were now going to rescue Mordin before they rescue Archangel and apparently Jack was bickering with Miranda, like always, with Shepard trying to keep the peace. Shepard's trio then left Afterlife.
Edward's trio was quiet for a moment after seeing them leave. Then Eva spoke.
"Well, I guess that answers when we are, and more importantly who Shepard is." Eva said.
"Good thing we thought there was a chance that Shepard might end up looking like one of us, now when we meet him, we can just say that I am his long lost brother, since I look like him." Edward said.
"Yeah, let's just get this over with. While Shepard is dealing with Mordin, we deal with Garrus." Eva said.
The trio stopped in front of a merc guarding the entrance to the private room, a Blue Suns member judging from his uniform.
"I heard this is where we look for work." Edward said to the merc.
"Inside." The merc said in a gruff voice, pointing to the door behind him.
The trio entered the private room.
"You'll get paid when the job's done, just like everyone else," the recruiter said to an asari freelancer, as the trio walked in. "Who's next?"
Edward stood in front of the recruiter's terminal. "Okay, you look like you can take care of yourself, but your two companions here look like they are in the wrong place. The stripper club registration is on the other side of the room." The batarian said. He then noticed that both Eva and Eve made their personal weapons come out, and next thing he knew, they were right on his neck, surprising and scaring the merc.
"Who are you calling a striper?" Eva said in a mocking anger tone.
"Yeah, only our husband can call us that." Eve said.
Edward looked at him and then spoke.
"You were saying?" Edward asked in a sarcastic tone. The girls then retreated back their weapons from the merc and went back to their husband's side, smirking at the batarian.
"I guess I was wrong." The batarian said still sweating a bit and checking his neck. "You three look like you could do some damage. So, looking for a good fight?" the batarian asked.
"Sure, if this is the place to arrange Archangel's funeral," Edward said, remembering the lines from the game.
"This is the place," the batarian confirmed. "Standard fee is 500 credits each. You get paid when the job is done. If you die, your friends don't collect your share. You'll need your own weapons and armor," he read from the terminal.
Looking up at Edward's group, he observed, "Looks like you've got that covered. And no, this does not make you a member of the Blue Suns, Eclipse, or the Blood Pack. You are a freelancer. Period." Finished with his pitch, he asked, "Any questions?"
"Seems like a lot of trouble for just one guy," Eva commented, repeating some of the lines in the game.
"He had a whole team, but we've dealt with them. Now he's just one guy," the batarian corrected. "But he's got the advantage. It's his base of operations, and he knows we're coming. He's planned for an attack like this. We've lost a lot of men trying to get to him already."
"Sounds like it's going to be tough to get to him." Eve said.
"Like chasing a vorcha out of the sewer pipes. But that's why we're recruiting. If we just keep throwing fighters at him, we'll get him eventually," the batarian said.
"Where's the attack taking place?" asked Edward asked.
"Archangel's base of operations. He's been hiding right under our noses. I can't tell you exactly where you're going, but we'll get you there," he vaguely answered.
"So what do we do once we're there? How do we get to Archangel?" Eva asked.
"The mercs will tell you when you get there. Last I heard they were putting the freelancers into scouting groups; they attack in waves to distract Archangel while we try to get past his defenses." The batarian said.
"So we're just cannon fodder?" Eve asked somewhat pissed.
"If you don't like it, don't sign up. But if you do your job right, its easy credits," dismissed the batarian. "Besides, what are the odds he can kill all of you?"
'Right now, very high in terms of attacking us without restraint unless he sees my/Edward's face.' The trio said in their minds.
"Where do we go?" Edward asked.
"Just head outside to the transport depot outside the club. One of our boys will take you from there," pointed out the batarian. "Send in the next one."
As Edward and his wives were leaving, a young man in his 20's walked past them, heading toward the recruiter. "Hey, is there where I sign up?"
Turning around, Edward said, "You look a little young to be freelancing as a merc."
"I'm old enough," he argued. "I grew up on Omega. I know how to use a gun."
"So does Archangel." Eva countered.
"It really won't help you at all." added Eve said, adding her own cents.
"I can handle myself," the young man asserted. Pulling out his pistol, his only weapon apparently, he said, "Besides, I just spent 50 credits on this pistol…"
He did not finish his sentence when he saw that the barrel of his pistol was cut off. He stares at it shocked and sees that Eve had her blade out. She was the one responsible.
Edward then got in front of the young guy, towering over him. "If I were you kid, I stay out of this business. Take this a warning." Edward whispered to him. Edward then turned around and walked out right beside his wives, heading for the transport.
Author Notes:
Hope you liked this. If not I will try to rewrite it.
Also, what characters from other series would you like to see in this adventure?
Please review and tell me your answers to my question.