Has anyone heard about the shooting in Colorado that happened also on Friday, the 20th?

50-plus injured and 12-13 dead. One of the worst shootings in American history. The youngest dead was a three-month old baby.

RIP to those people and my heart goes out to those who are suffering right now.

Sad news, I know. Even more sad because I know people who live in Colorado. I'm sorry to anyone who lives in Colorado and if you have any loved ones affected. I just really wanted to honor those people who were a part of that event and others who have suffered from things unrelated to that.

T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 11: Liar, Liar. Pants on Fire.

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P

"Every single OTHER time someone has confessed to who they liked in this story, they've gotten together!" Vanitas said in an angry voice then he began to speak, very calmly. "Now, what you're saying is that we aren't going to…?"

The author nodded her head.I mean… I would do it, I guess but…the author looked over the 'Narrator'.I just can't, Vani…

Vanitas just stood there, accepting defeat. "Oh well. At least I tried. I'll just get another girl."

" 'Oh well. At least I tried'?" Kairi asked. "Vanitas! I can't believe we went through all of this, (and still didn't unfreeze Sora, might I add) and you aren't even going to try with her?"

Vanitas just shrugged and turned his iPod back on.

Kairi started to get mad and went to take her anger out on an innocent victim… this happened to be Sora, who was still frozen. She began to shake him vigorously. The shaking then turned into slapping.

Don't shake him!

"WHY? WE WAISTED A WHOLE FREAKING CHAPTER! I'M SO TIRED OF THE WAITING! SORA GET THE HELL UPNOW! BEFORE THE CHAPTER ENDS!"

"K-Kairi...?" Sora asked.

"Sora. I officially hate you now." Kairi walked over back to her seat.

"W-what did I do…?" Sora asked.

"You stayed frozen for a long time so Kairi is really mad that we wasted a whole chapter." Olette explained.

"I-I was frozen…?"

"Sora, you don't remember anything from last chapter?" Xion asked.

"No…"

"Well," Selphie began, "Olette dared you to strip on a pole and sing a song."

"WHAT?" Sora screamed then fainted.

"Selphie!" Hayner groaned, "You and your big ass mouth! Now we have to wake him up again!"

"S-sorry…!"

Sora is such an idiot… Kairi thought to herself, it's not like he has to strip all the way all the way naked, kind of like my sister did. I don't think anyone, not even Axel (with his gay thoughts and such) could handle that…

"How are we going to wake him up now?" Roxas asked. Then he looked over to Sora's brother, Vanitas, who was bored out of his mind. "Hasn't Sora fainted before while you were around? How do we wake-"

"Hey. I just got almost two whole chapters about me… that's more than anyone else, I think. So I don't want to talk for a long time. Got it?"

"Whatever…" Roxas rolled his eyes then looked at Xion. He repeated her actions from earlier and began to whine. "Xion~… Sora isn't waking up~! What do we do~?"

"Roxas~," Xion began to mimic him, "I don't know~. Figure it out on your own~."

"…why are you so mean to me?" Roxas began to pout.

"(sigh)"

"Let's pour cold water on him!" Larxene suggested.

"No! Let's pour hot water on him." Axel said. "Thought outta get him going."

Sora then began to wake up. He looked around the room until his eyes met with Olette's. "W-why Olette?" He asked then a tear began to roll down his face. "W-what have I ever done to you? D-did I hurt you in some way, or…?"

"I-it wasn't me, Sora!" Olette tried to defend. "It was Hayner's idea!"

"H-Hayner…?" Sora looked over to Hayner and more tears went down Sora's face. "Hayner, I'm so sorry that I made you answer that question about S-Seifer… I j-just wanted to see why such a beautiful f-friendship w-was destroyed…" By this time, Sora was already bawling. "I-I didn't want p-people to think of you in any kind of hurtful way! I'm really sorry. I hate that I let you down, and I feel so bad about it I guess karma comes back around… 'cause now I'm the one that's hurting. I-if I could turn back the hands of time, I swear I never would have crossed that line. I should have kept it between us…" Sora began to get on his knees in front of Hayner and he kept apologizing.

What? Selphie thought to herself. Those last few sentences that Sora just said sound so familiar…

"S-Sora…" Hayner began, starting to feel sorry for him, "I-it's cool, man… just forget about it."

"Oh Sora!" Olette, who was now moved from his words, cried and got down to his level. She hugged him and began crying into his shoulder, "I'm sorry that Hayner is being an ass and he wants to m-make you strip on a pole! I'm really sorry!"

"I-it's okay Olette… I-I deserve it… It was dark, and I was troubled. You know that I'm no good."

Oh my gosh… Selphie thought again, (A/N: Woah Selphie thought… AGAIN? WHAT?) Sora's words sound so familiar.

"S-Sora! I-I don't care what Hayner wants to do! I'm going to change my dare!" Olette hugged Sora tighter.

"No Olette! I deserve it! J-just punish me!" Sora cried. "It was my fault for being too nosey anyway… Even if it was for the better… I wanted to know if their friendship had ended on something stupid, is all… It's hard seeing those kinds of friendships go away, you know?"

"S-Sora!" Hayner began to cry, also feeling moved by Sora's words. "I-I'll go call Seifer right now! I'll go forgive him! If it r-really means that much to you! I will do it for you, buddy!" Hayner stopped crying and was just sniffling then he pulled out his cell phone.

"A-and Sora! I won't make you do the dare anymore! I'll change it! Right now!"

Olette started to look around the room full of people to get some ideas, but all she saw was that everyone was moved by Sora, Olette, and Hayner's moment and was crying. Everyone except Kairi and Selphie, that is.

(gasp!) I know what's up with Sora, now! Selphie screamed inside her head. But… no one wants me to talk anymore… so whatever.

Drama queens. Kairi thought and rolled her eyes.

Sorry to break it to you… but, you can't change your dare.

"B-but Vanitas The Badass got to!" Olette remembered.

"Yeah! He did, didn't he?" Amai realized.

That's because Vanitas is Vanitas. He's special. I thought we already established this, people.

I… or the 'Narrator', cleared their throat.

Uhh… well not more special then you three lovely ladies! Your more special then anyone else in the world! …happy now? She asked them.

All 'Three of them' nodded their heads in satisfaction.

(A/N: Okay… sorry if this whole dating myself thing is getting confusing. I know it is for me, at least…)

"H-hello? Seifer?" Hayner said with his phone up to his ear.

"Who is this?"

"It's me… Hayner."

"Hayner? Why the fuck are you calling me?"

"Well I… just wanted to-… Hello? Hello?" Hayner looked at his phone and gasped. "He just hung up on me!"

"That isn't fair!" Olette whined and turned back to Sora, who was crying. "Come one MiMi! Have a heart! Please…?"

(sigh) Fine. Whatever. Go ahead. Change the stupid dare.

"Okay, Sora! I-I change your dare!" Olette knelt down next to him. "I dare you to… hit Hayner! Yeah! Hit him! He started this whole thing! But… only hit him once!"

"Okay, Olette. You sure that that's what you want me to do?" Sora sniffled, whipping his tears.

"Y-yeah! And I won't change it again! Now go! Before Hayner finds out this is your dare!"

Sora's sad face grew into an evil grin. He went into the kitchen and grabbed a chair. Then he walked over to Hayner, who was kind of sad about Seifer hanging up on him. Then hit him, hard in the head. "That's for almost making me strip on a pole, Asshole! No one plays Sora, bitch."

Hayner was knocked out.

Everyone looked at Sora with wide and confused eyes as he walked over to Olette, "You're not the only one who takes acting classes." He snarled then went to the center of the circle. "Kiss."

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

"Waaiiit a second!" Olette stopped the bottle with her foot, still in shock. "I am having a hard time understanding what just happened."

"Sora was faking it." Selphie eventually spoke up. "He was saying lines from songs and movies that I've seen and heard before. Most of his words weren't even from the heart."

"…" Olette stayed quiet with her eyes closed. Then, after a few minutes she opened her eyes and before anyone knew it, Sora was being pinned to the ground with Olette on top of him. She started to choke him. "NO ONE'S GONNA PLAY YOU, HUH? WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? HUH? HUH?" Olette slammed his head into the floor.

"Selphie! I'm gonna kill you!" Sora choked out. Selphie hid behind Tidus.

"MY BOYFRIEND IS NOW KNOCKED OUT COLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION AND ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DARE A FUCKING DARE? SORA! WHAT THE HELL?" Olette screamed.

"Hey! Let him go!" Kairi yelled and pushed Olette off of Sora.

Sora was gasping for air and held his neck. Then he looked at Kairi. "Thanks Kairi. Even though you were mad at me, you still saved me. I love-"

"Yeah, yeah whatever. You love me. I get it." Kairi brushed him off. "But get on with the game, we're wasting time."

"Uhh… okay." Sora spun the bottle again.

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin

Spin…

Terra.

Wait? What? Terra?

Terra? What are you doing here? When did you get here? And Aqua's here too? When did you guys get here?

"Aqua's not here." Terra said.

"Now I am!" Aqua cheered and appeared next to Terra.

Dammit… I thought I had gotten rid of you two.

"Rid of them? Why would you want to get rid of them?" Namine asked.

You'll see…

OmegaStarShooter14: I'm glad you thought it was funny! :D And yes, sadly they are related to him. I was going to to Justin Timberlake but then I thought that Justin Bieber was more known so I put him. I really couldn't think of any famous blond people at that moment. Oh and Terra and Aqua are back! ^^

Silver Dawn: I didn't put Silver Dawn down last time! Sorry! Thanks for the name. And I really like the names Airie and Kyomi. You are better than me at coming up with names. For my made-up names, I usually just look them up on the internet!

PrincessJazmine4: I'm really glad you laughed! Really! I am! And yes, Hayner's mind is messed up. And thank you!

XBluexMonarchX: Thank you! And single life is the BEST life! (I actually said that I was dating myself for real a while ago)

Mistoffelees is better: The funniest story you've ever read? ! REALLY? Thank you! [insert a million exclamation points here] And believe me, all of the randomness and funniness that I have, can't be contained into only one story. There will definitely be more stories.

Guest: I try to update as often as possible! I really do! And ThAnK yOu!

emmausgirl94: Yes! Your plan did work! Oh and I kind of used your idea of Hayner calling Seifer.

xXroxasloverXx: I couldn't help but tell you that your story (It'll Be Fun!) is REALLY funny! You should keep it going. But anyways... You want Vani? He's right here! Vanitas: Is she hot? Me: Is that all guys think about? *rolls eyes*

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. All rights go to Square Enix and Disney.

Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)