T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 12: What Do I Name This Chapter?

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:

Amai stood in the dimly lit forest, her heart pumping fast. She nervously glanced at the Riku who was behind her, waiting for her to say what has been on her mind for a while. "You're impossibly fast—and strong. You're skin is… pale white and ice cold. You're eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. You don't ever drink anything and you don't ever go out until night… How old are you?"

"Seventeen."

"You're really innocent looking… I know what you are."

"Say it… Out loud!"

"Pedophile."

"Are you afraid- Wait… what? I'm not a pedophile!"

"Really? Then explain why you only come out at night! And why you're being creepy all the time! Tell me why, Riku! If that's even what your real name is."

"No, no, no, no, no. I don't think you understand! I'm not a pedophile! I'm a vampi-"

Amai kneed Riku in the stomach and pulled out a whistle then blew it. "RAPE! RAPE! SOMEONES TRYING TO RAPE ME!"

"Amai! I'm not a pedophile!" Riku yelled while still in pain.

"You aren't?"

"No… I'm a vam-"

"(gasp!) I know! You're a zombie! Leave me alone! Don't eat me!"

"I'm not a zombie either! Listen, Amai! I'm a vamp-"

"No, let me guess! You're a… SNOWMAN! THAT'S WHY YOUR SKIN IS SO PALE AND COLD! OH MY GOSH YOU'RE A SNOWMAN! I've always wanted to date a snowman!"

Woah, woah, woah. Wait a minute. None of this even happened! Amai, tell us what actually happened last chapter.

"Okay…"

Everyone looked at Sora with wide and confused eyes as he walked over to Olette, "You're not the only one who takes acting classes." He snarled then went to the center of the circle. "Kiss."

Spin

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"Waaiiit a second!" Olette stopped the bottle with her foot, still in shock. "I am having a hard time understanding what just happened."

"Sora was faking it." Selphie eventually spoke up. "He was saying lines from songs and movies that I've seen and heard before. Most of his words weren't even from the heart."

"…" Olette stayed quiet with her eyes closed. Then, after a few minutes she opened her eyes and before anyone knew it, Sora was being pinned to the ground with Olette on top of him. She started to choke him. "NO ONE'S GONNA PLAY YOU, HUH? WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? HUH? HUH?" Olette slammed his head into the floor.

"Selphie! I'm gonna kill you!" Sora choked out. Selphie hid behind Tidus.

"MY BOYFRIEND IS NOW KNOCKED OUT COLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION AND ALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DARE A FUCKING DARE? SORA! WHAT THE HELL?" Olette screamed.

"Hey! Let him go!" Kairi yelled and pushed Olette off of Sora.

Sora was gasping for air and held his neck. Then he looked at Kairi. "Thanks Kairi. Even though you were mad at me, you still saved me. I love-"

"Yeah, yeah whatever. You love me. I get it." Kairi brushed him off. "But get on with the game, we're wasting time."

"Uhh… okay." Sora spun the bottle again.

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Terra.

Wait? What? Terra?

Terra? What are you doing here? When did you get here? And Aqua's here too? When did you guys get here?

"Aqua's not here." Terra said.

"Now I am!" Aqua cheered and appeared next to Terra.

Dammit… I thought I had gotten rid of you two.

"Rid of them? Why would you want to get rid of them?" Namine asked.

You'll see…

"Oh man…" Ventus said and shook his head.

"'Oh man' What?" Namine asked.

"Woot! Aqua's here! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!" Terra started to chant and left the living room.

"Um…" Ventus said and looked over at Kairi. "Do you guys keep any alcohol in your house?" He asked.

"Yeah, we do…our parents have a bar downstairs." Kairi said.

Ventus looked at Kairi with wide eyes and started to speak in a panicked tone. "K-Kairi! Is basement door locked? !"

"No. We don't have a lock on that door… why…?"

Ventus sprinted to the basement door and saw that it was already opened. No! he thought.

"What's wrong?" Fuu walked to him and asked.

"Uhh… Nothing! I-It's nothing!" Ventus said then went to the living room and got Roxas, Demyx, Vanitas, Sora, Axel, and Riku. "Guys. We HAVE to get Terra and Aqua out of the basement at all costs! Do you understand?"

"Why? Let's just leave them in there."Axel said.

"NO!" Ventus screamed, and then regained his composure. "Look. We just need to get them out of there. ASAP! I suggest you bring a weapon… just in case."

Ventus was dead serious. Only he and the author knew why they really needed to get Terra and Aqua away from liquor.

"Now come on! Before it's too late!" Ventus said and prepared himself for the worst.

They walked down into the basement. "Woah! This basement is HUGE-" Sora was about to say but then he was shushed by Vanitas.

They looked around the basement and saw nothing but storage boxes and a few other things. "Where's the bar?" Ventus asked. By that time, everyone in the house (except for the still unconscious Hayner) had come downstairs to see what the boys were doing.

"There's a secret door." Amai said and walked to the other side of the basement, where everyone followed. She slowly opened the door to reveal what was on the other side.

As soon as they opened the door, loud music rushed into everyone's eardrums.

Party rock is in the house tonight!

Everybody just have a good time!

And we gonna make you lose your mind!

We just wanna see ya…

Shake that!

What they saw was worse than what anyone could have ever expected:
Terra was dancing.
On the bar counter.
With a bottle of liquor in his hands…

…Only in a pink Speedo.

"Agh! My eyes again!" Amai screamed.

(sigh)

"Mom is going to kill me." Kairi mumbled as she did a face palm.

"OMG I love this song!" Vanitas cheered, "Uhm… I mean… darkness… and suicide and stuff…"

"Where's Aqua?" Pence asked while shielding his eyes from Terra.

"She's right over there!" Sora said and pointed to Aqua who was sitting in a chair, petting a teddy bear.

"Y-you'll never leave m-me teddy, right? I know you won't…" Aqua said with slurred words. "Unlike that jerk T-Terra! All he ever wants to do is p-party! A-and he'll leave me just to go to a party! I hate him… I hate h-his guts! But I love you teddy…" Aqua trailed off and started to fall asleep.

Then everyone heard the sound of glass shattering and turned over to Terra who was rummaging through a mini-fridge filled with alcohol. He threw another bottle of liquor."Th-there's no vodka in here! Where's the vodka? !"

"You guys! We need to get Terra away from that fridge!" Ventus yelled as he ducked down.

"How?" Fuu asked.

"I don't know! Usually by this time he's already passed out…"

"Is there something that he likes more than beer?" Xion asked.

Everyone thought for a moment, and then they looked at Ventus.

"Oohhh no." Ventus said realizing what they were getting at. "No. I am NOT going over there by myself."

"Come on, Ven. Take one for the team!" Amai pleaded.

"No."

"But he's going to destroy our house!"

"No."

"Ven, please." Kairi begged.

"Okay… I guess…" Ventus sighed.

"You're a brave… brave man, Soldier." Roxas patted Ventus' back and nodded to him in approval.

"Whatever Roxas." Ventus rolled his eyes then took a deep breath and walked over to Terra. "T-Terra. Come on. Let's get outta here."

"VEN!" Terra yelled then got up to hug Ventus (A/N: more like glomped him!). "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD."

"Terra… you're choking… me!" Ventus squeezed out.

Terra started to fall asleep and fell over with Ventus under him. The weight of Terra being on top of him, caused Ventus to start to suffocate.

"Ven Ven!" Fuu cried. She ran over to him so that she could push Terra off.

No! Do. Not. Move. Terra. If you wake him up, he'll go crazy again.

"So you guys-!" Ventus was about to scream but everyone shushed him. Then he spoke in a loud whisper. "So you guys are going to just leave me here? !"

What else can we do?

"At least try to think of something!"

Everyone had already left him by the time he said that… everyone except Fuu, Terra, and Aqua, that is.

"MOTHERFU-"

~Upstairs inside the living room~

"Oh wait… how are we supposed to play when Terra is downstairs?" Selphie asked.

Well Aqua and Terra weren't ever really a part of the game so… Sora can spin again. But you probably shouldn't do a kiss… the dare god's probably want you to do something else and that's why Terra and Aqua came here and ruined everything. "

"Okay. I will do a truth… just like last time." Sora said and walked to the middle of the living room.

Spin.

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Pence.

"Dammit…" Sora mumbled. "I don't know what to ask him." He looked over to Kairi and whispered. "Psst! Kairi! Can you help me out?"

"No." She simply replied.

"But I have no idea what to ask him!"

"Sounds like a personal problem to me."

Sora sighed then looked at Pence and thought, Okay… so what does everyone want to know about him? Man… I really have no idea on what to do… Oh! Well maybe I could ask him that…

"Pence, I know what to ask you!" Sora said.

"Hm?" Pence asked looking up from his game system, which he had gotten from out of no where.

"Well… I was wondering… Pence? Why are you so fat?"

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O.O

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Uh-oh.

"E-e-e-e-ex-excuse me?" Pence stuttered and dropped his PSP. Everyone stared, shocked. This was a curious thing that everyone wondered why Pence was so fat. Sure, he ate a lot...but still, no one else in the whole KH franchise is THAT fat, no offence Pence lovers.

Even Hayner woke up from his unconsciousness when he heard the question that Sora asked. Oh… SHIT! Hayner thought.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-wha-what did y-y-y-y-you c-call m-m-m-m-me?" Pence said, his eyes full of fire and his face turning bright red. Sora was NOW officially scared, along with everyone else. Pence stood up, and glared at Sora…and the whole room seemed to turn red. Pence seemed to grow three times his size. Sora was so scared; he jumped into Kairi's arms, only to be thrown back onto the floor again. Namine copied Sora's moves, but Jumped into Demyx's arms and he didn't protest. Amai into Riku's, Tidus into Selphie's arms, Axel into Larxene's arms (but then she dropped him like Kairi did Sora), Xion into Roxas', Olette into Hayner's, and the author, (since she couldn't carry herself) into Vanitas', who had a huge smirk on his face, until they all screamed like school girls as Pence got closer.

"!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed.

"YOU THINK I'M FAT! ? ! ? ! ?" He screamed at them.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

-3 Hours Later-

"HHHHHHHHHH!"

"DO YOU! ?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"RAWR!"

"AHHHH!"

Sora, still on the floor, looked up at the anger monster. "I'M SORRRRRRY!"

Just then, everything went silent.

Pence stared at the group of his friends. He went back to normal size and everything turned back to its normal color. Everyone looked at Pence in shock and just stood there.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you th-th-th-think I-I-I-I-I-I'm...FAT! ?" Pence exclaimed, and burst into tears. (A/N: Awww… poor Pence…)

Sora looked back and forth, "Uh..."

Hayner decided to help."Pence, I'm sorry to say, but you could loose a couple pounds but…other than that you're perfectly fine." He said, calmly. Everyone looked at him, and stared. Sora blinked his blue eyes up at him, shocked.

Pence sniffed. "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?"

"Yes."

"A-a-a-a-a-al-alright...then only reason I'm so f-f-f-f-f…fat...is because I like to be…fat." Pence struggled to say the taboo word.

"Huh?" everyone said. They didn't even notice that some of them were still holding people. Pence nodded.

"I feel so much warmer when I'm fat, and I feel that if I'm really thin…I will break easily." he confessed.

Sora blinked. We went through all that...just for that confession? ! He thought.

Pence sniffed again, and smiled. "Man, it feels good to get that off my chest! ALRIGHT! You know what? I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE THE GAME!"

"Wait… Hayner? You aren't pissed off at me?" Sora asked.

"Pissed at you for what?" Hayner asked, confused.

"Well I… nevermind…"

"Hayner! You don't remember? Sora-" Olette was about to tell on Sora but then Kairi covered her mouth.

"It's best that we just leave it alone for right now." Kairi said and Olette was going to say something else but just nodded.

Everyone who was holding someone set the other down as they blushed at each other. Vanitas looked into the authors eyes for a moment, and then sat down.

Uhh… Heh heh The author laughed nervously*ahem* Pence, it's your turn to spin.

"Oh okay! I want to do a…" Pence thought for a moment, "Promise. We haven't done very many of those."

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Tidus

Just as Pence was about to think about what to ask Tidus to promise him, Sora was hit in the back of the head with a brick.

Behind him stood Hayner.

"Guess who just got played. Bitch." Hayner spat then sat back down.

Okay so Pence's whole turn was taken from the other story. Well, of course I changed many of the names and stuff so that it would have KH characters instead of Naruto characters (yes, that is the category for my inspiration story). But all the way until the part where Sora said "Wait… Hayner? You aren't pissed off at me?" wasn't really mine. So, Mr. The Ladies Man, if you are reading this story (even though you said you don't really like KH), I am not claiming Pence's turn as my own work. Just so you know!

Silver Dawn: I thought it was weird how he didn't do it on Friday the 13th either! And you know what's really messed up? I heard that he gave up so easily when he was arrested, knowing he was going to jail. Like WTF was the point? Just killed all of those people for no reason. Didn't resist arrest or anything. Not that I didn't want them to catch him, it just seemed really pointless. That part of the whole thing is what really gets me mad. But what's done is done I guess... And yeah! That's stupid how Europe goes first!

OmegaStarShooter14: About Kairi... heheheheheh *evil smirk* . And thank you! I'm glad you like the story!

PrincessJazmine4: Haha... I made Terra and Aqua alcoholics... they were actually kind of modeled after people I know. But they won't be like that the whole time! And they will make a comeback!

cheezitsrawesome: Awesome? Epicly funny? THANK YOU! And I will keep going!

Alphega Squad XZQ7: Thank you! And yes! I am so jealous of Europe!

Tonstaaar: It's okay! Just review when you can! And since you live in Europe, then yes, it was for you! And thank you for wishing me happy birthday! I did have a good one it's just that... things happened. But I'm good now!

xXroxasloverXx: Hahaha yes, Sora was being pretty badass right their! And you aren't a raging idiot for losing your flashdrive! Those damn things are so easy to lose. Trust me, I think I've lost like 10 of them in the past 5 years. Thank Etro for email so that I can just send a document to myself.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. All rights go to Square Enix and Disney.

Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)