T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 13: #Like A Boss!
Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you th-th-th-think I-I-I-I-I-I'm...FAT! ?" Pence exclaimed, and burst into tears. (A/N: Awww… poor Pence…)
Sora looked back and forth, "Uh..."
Hayner decided to help."Pence, I'm sorry to say, but you could loose a couple pounds but…other than that you're perfectly fine." He said, calmly. Everyone looked at him, and stared. Sora blinked his blue eyes up at him, shocked.
Pence sniffed. "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?"
"Yes."
"A-a-a-a-a-al-alright...then only reason I'm so f-f-f-f-f…fat...is because I like to be…fat." Pence struggled to say the taboo word.
"Huh?" everyone said. They didn't even notice that some of them were still holding people. Pence nodded.
"I feel so much warmer when I'm fat, and I feel that if I'm really thin…I will break easily." he confessed.
Sora blinked. We went through all that...just for that confession? ! He thought.
Pence sniffed again, and smiled. "Man, it feels good to get that off my chest! ALRIGHT! You know what? I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE THE GAME!"
"Wait… Hayner? You aren't pissed off at me?" Sora asked.
"Pissed at you for what?" Hayner asked, confused.
"Well I… nevermind…"
"Hayner! You don't remember? Sora-" Olette was about to tell on Sora but then Kairi covered her mouth.
"It's best that we just leave it alone for right now." Kairi said and Olette was going to say something else but just nodded.
Everyone who was holding someone set the other down as they blushed at each other. Vanitas looked into the authors eyes for a moment, and then sat down.
Uhh… Heh heh The author laughed nervously*ahem* Pence, it's your turn to spin.
"Oh okay! I want to do a…" Pence thought for a moment, "Promise. We haven't done very many of those."
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin
Spin…
Tidus
Just as Pence was about to think about what to ask Tidus to promise him, Sora was hit in the back of the head with a brick.
Behind him stood Hayner.
"Guess who just got played. Bitch." Hayner spat then sat back down.
Everyone except Hayner and Olette surrounded Sora, then looked at Hayner, then looked at Sora.
Kairi was speechless. All she could do was stutter nothings.
The first person to actually speak up was Tidus. "So uh… what do you want me to promise you to do?" He asked Pence nonchalantly.
Kairi, Amai, Pence, Vanitas, Xion, Roxas, Namine, and Riku looked at him for a moment with shocked faces. Then, the next thing Tidus knew, he was being carried down the stairs by Kairi and Riku and they took him down into the "No-Longer-Secret" room.
There lay a passed out Aqua, a teary eyed Fuu, a pissed-off-looking Ventus, and an also passed out Terra.
"Finally! You guys came back for me! Thank Go-"
SLAM!
Riku and Kairi had already thrown Tidus into the room and closed the door behind them.
"SON OF A BIT-"
~Upstairs Again! ~
"How are we supposed to play now that Tidus is down there, dumbasses?" Hayner asked.
"I don't know and I don't care." Riku said.
"Come on guys… lets go get Tidus…" Roxas said. "Oh yeah and Ven too I guess…"
But Ven's probably really mad since you guys kept leaving him there. The author said.
"What do you mean 'you guys'? You left him too!" Larxene shouted.
"Oh yeah…" Roxas started to have a personal flashback. "That means that everyone has to be very careful. Understand?" He warned very slowly for comprehension. "Ventus can get very angry… especially at times like this. Just… brace you self okay?"
Everyone nodded and agreed. They knew that by Roxas' tone and the use of his brother's full name meant that he was serious. Even more serious then Ventus was last chapter when he wanted to get Terra and Aqua from downstairs.
Roxas went over to the basement door then went down the stairs. Xion sighed then shook her head and also headed down the stairs, everyone else (except the unconscious and possibly internally bleeding Sora) followed.
Just like before, Amai went up to the door.
She reached for the dusty knob that just barely could be seen in the dim lighting of the basement.
Her hand got closer…
And closer…
And closer…
Until she grabbed the knob and turned it.
Amai closed her eyes and prepared for the worse…
Then…
"I-It's locked!" She sighed in relief.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well that was anticlimactic…" Olette said.
Oh yeah… Kairi thought, remembering locking the door behind her when she and Riku left Tidus down here.
"Kairi, where's the key to the 'Not-So-Secret room'?" Amai asked.
Wait a minute… you guys had a lock on THIS door? Why didn't you just lock the door before hand? We could have avoided this situation! The author yelled.
"Hey! Don't yell at us!" Kairi said. "And you can't talk at all! There are many logical things that you could have done to also avoid the situation, too! I mean, you are 'The Author' after all!"
Yeah, you're right Kairi. I AM the author! That means I can kill you! So don't talk to me in that tone missy!
"You wouldn't kill me… I-I'm one of your favorites!"
Not for long~.
Kairi huffed and got a key from out of her pocket. "Here Amai."
Amai took the key and unlocked the door. When she opened it, all of the lights in the bar were off.
"Kairi, where's the light switch?" Amai asked, "I can't see a thing!"
"On the other side of the counter." Kairi replied.
"O-okay…"
Amai, with her hands in front of her, cautiously walked over to the bar counter as she made sure not to trip over anything. Surprisingly, she was able to get to the other side of the counter without falling or bumping into something. Amai was about to flip the light switch but then all of the sudden, another light was turned on the other side of the room. Before anyone tried to find the source of light, they noticed that once messy bar was now cleaned up and Ventus, Fuu, Terra, Aqua, and Tidus weren't on the floor anymore.
Actually, nothing was even inside the bar except for the bar counter, the teenagers, and a large mysterious desk with a lamp on it. In front of it were three chairs, behind it, was a chair with its tall back facing everyone so that they couldn't see its occupant.
"Where did that desk come from? And who's sitting in that chair?" Riku asked.
Then, the chair started to slowly turn around to reveal Terra. And instead of his previous attire which was a pink Speedo, Terra wore a nice fitting designer suit and had a lit cigar in his hand. Suddenly, The Godfather Theme Song began to play softly in the background and Terra spoke with an Italian accent.
"MiMi, Kairi, Amai. Sit." He demanded calmly.
Kairi looked at the author with a confused look on her face. "What the hell is this?"
The author just shrugged, I dunno… but let's just play along.
Kairi and Amai nodded and the three girls sat down in the chairs.
Terra dumped his ashes in a nearby ash tray and set his hands on the desk. Then he spoke again, still with an accent. "Hello ladies. How are you?"
"Umm… okay, I guess…" Amai said.
"Terra, what are we doing he-"
Terra motioned his hands to stop Kairi from saying anything else. "Ah, ah, ah." He shushed her, then pointed to himself. "I ask the questions here, 'kay Sweetie?"
Sweetie…? Kairi thought, Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
"I bet you all are wondering why I want to talk to you, right?" Terra asked then adjusted how he was sitting.
"That would be nice to know…" Kairi sighed.
"Well, Kairi, Amai, MiMi. It seems as if we have a problem. And since you two are partially owners of this establishment," He paused and then pointed to Kairi and Amai. Then he looked at the author. "And since you seem to be the Big Boss around here, I thought that I should talk to you three alone."
"Excuse me?" Xion said, and then pointed to everyone who was behind the four people sitting at the desk, "We're still here too, by the way."
The four ignored her and Amai soon spoke up, "What's the problem, Ter-"
"Hey. Hey. Hey." Terra interrupted her and pointed to himself again. "Just like I told you're little twin over there: I. Ask. The. Questions. And you answer them, got it?"
Amai sighed and rolled her eyes. The author just remained silent.
Terra rubbed his forehead to show that he was stressed, "My client, Ventus, is not happy. And when he's not happy, I'm not happy. And when I'm not happy, nobody's happy." He explained.
The three girls nodded their heads.
"So, ladies, do you know why Ventus isn't happy?" Terra asked and they all stayed silent for a moment. Then he spoke again. "He isn't happy because of the way things went down last chapter. This is a problem. So? How do we fix this problem?" He leaned back in his chair.
"…"
"That was a question!" Terra raised his voice and spoke with an intimidating tone.
This made everyone in the room except Terra jump. Kairi and Amai started to stutter, "U-u-u-ummm… w-w-we c-could uh… I-I-I d-don't kn-know we could… apologize…?"
Terra was about to say something but Aqua came from nowhere and leaned into Terra's ear to whisper something. Terra nodded his head in understanding and Aqua stood there beside him like a statue. "Alright. My client says that an apology won't work. And he also said that if he doesn't get an answer soon, blood will be shed." Terra opened the desk drawer on his right hand side and pulled out a gun.
Everyone gasped.
"I-Is that real…?" Demyx asked.
"Oh yeah. That's definitely real." Vanitas shook his head.
"Now, that's the last thing any of us want to do." Terra said. "But it seems like it has come to that. So you'd better get an answer out soon."
"W-w-we d-don't know!" Kairi and Amai cried.
The author still was silent, with a sad and serious look on her face.
Aqua put a hand on her headset and listened to a voice that was inaudible to everyone except herself. She nodded her head and spoke two simple words, "Time's up."
Suddenly, the lamp light was shut off and no one could see anything. Then all you could hear were muffled screams and the sound of ropes being tied. Blindfolds were being tied over everyone's eyes (not including me) and they were being dragged outside of the house.
When everyone was un-blindfolded and weren't being dragged, they found themselves inside of a large warehouse with flickering lights and that they were tied onto chairs. Terra, Aqua, Fuu, Sora, and Tidus were nowhere to be found. And they also saw…
Ventus.
Except this Ventus had deranged, blood-shot eyes.
And had a gun in his hand.
"V-Ven!" Roxas yelled.
Ventus spoke in a low tone, "Y-you… you guys… left… me…." He shook his head, "What did I do to you? I've been one of the nicest people in th-this story… and you… l-l-left me?"
"L-let me explain!" Roxas begged.
"NO!" Ventus yelled, "You're my brother Roxas! And you left me down there to die, for all you cared!"
"I wouldn't have let you died! We would have come back for you…"
"No you wouldn't! A-and you know how I feel about being abandoned, Roxas! You know!" Ventus raised the gun.
V-Ven! I'm really sorry! The author finally spoke up, We shouldn't have left you! I-I'm really sorry!
"S…sorry d-doesn't cut it!" Ventus pointed the gun at Roxas. "R-Roxas… why…?"
"V-Ven." Roxas pleaded with tears running down his face, "P-please don't do this… Don't do this to your own flesh and blood…"
Ventus started to have a guilty look in his eyes, "I-I guess you're right… I won't kill you Roxas…" Ventus said then pointed the gun at his head. "I'll kill myself… That's the reason you guys left me, right? B-because you hate me… even the author said that she liked you more than me, Roxas…"
W-wait! That's not what I meant! V-Ven…!
Everyone else just sat there with tears in their eyes, frozen in shock.
The broken lights went out for a few moments.
Then-
BOOM! ! !
The gun shot echoed through everyone's ears. When the lights cut back on,
There lay Ventus, covered in blood.
"VENTUS!" Roxas yelled.
(A/N: No! No cliffhangers! This is just where it get's good! Let's keep it going)
All of the girls screamed their heads off, thrashing in their seats and all of the guys were fighting back tears. All except Roxas.
"V-Ven…" He gasped and cried at the same time. The ropes tied around Roxas suddenly felt loose and he squirmed from his bonds.
He knelt down beside Ventus and cried his eyes out.
Roxas… I-I'm so sorry…
Then, after everyone was finished with their crying fest, Roxas was still beside Ventus.
Ventus was lying their with a…
Smirk?
"Gotcha!" Ventus opened his eyes, laughed, and splashed fake blood into Roxas' face. Ventus sat up and pulled out his phone. He wrapped his arm around Roxas and smiled. He took a picture of him and Roxas, "Oh yeah. This is definitely going on Facebook!"
Ventus 'TooSexxyForYu' Keyblade posted a new photo in Mobile Uploads.
Pulled The Greatest Prank Ever!
Scared The Shit Out Of Little Roxie!
#Likee A Boss!
[insert picture here]
A few seconds ago near Radiant Garden
Terra, Aqua, Fuu, Tidus,and 3 others like this.
"Well I just fulfilled my promise! You're welcome, Riku." Ventus said then stood up.
Roxas stood up, then sighed, then looked at Ventus, then sighed again. "Well played, Brother. Well played."
Haha! Bet you weren't expecting that! Forgot all about Riku and Ventus' little promise, didn't you?
Wooh!
OmegaStarShooter14: Ooohh~ Looks like somebody's got a crush on Terra! And here's Pence: Awww! I am adorable, aren't I? Thanks Omega! Me: That wasn't the last of Terra and Aqua! And this wasn't either! You'll see more of them!
PrincessJazmine4: Hahaha! Yes Speedo's... -no comment-... and yes, Pence likes being fat (more like loves) and yeah, Hayner got serious payback!
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Wolf queen: What's a 'lepurcoun'? Hahaha you are funny~! And yes, the brick is a little far but... fanFICTION! Just pointing that out! XD Thanks for reviewing beautiful person!
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Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man.
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