Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise Chapter 14: What do you think of…?, a kingdom hearts fanfic

T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 14: What do you think of…?

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:

All of the girls screamed their heads off, thrashing in their seats and all of the guys were fighting back tears. All except Roxas.

"V-Ven…" He gasped and cried at the same time. The ropes tied around Roxas suddenly felt loose and he squirmed from his bonds.

He knelt down beside Ventus and cried his eyes out.

Roxas… I-I'm so sorry…

Then, after everyone was finished with their crying fest, Roxas was still beside Ventus.

Ventus was lying their with a…

Smirk?

"Gotcha!" Ventus opened his eyes, laughed, and splashed fake blood into Roxas' face. Ventus sat up and pulled out his phone. He wrapped his arm around Roxas and smiled. He took a picture of him and Roxas, "Oh yeah. This is definitely going of Facebook!"

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Ventus 'TooSexxyForYu' Keybladeposted a new photo in Mobile Uploads.

Pulled The Greatest Prank Ever!
Scared The Shit Out Of Little Roxie!
#Likee A Boss

[insert picture here]

A few seconds ago near Radiant Garden

Terra, Aqua, Fuu, Tidus, and 3 others like this.

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"Well I just fulfilled my promise! You're welcome, Riku." Ventus said then stood up.

Roxas stood up, then sighed, then looked at Ventus, then sighed again. "Well played, Brother. Well played."

Everyone was poofed from the warehouse to Kairi and Amai's living room.

"Haha! You guys totally fell for it!" Tidus chuckled.

"N-no we didn't!" Vanitas sniffled, still shocked from seeing Ventus lying dead on the floor.

"Ven… when did you plan all of this?" Xion asked, also shocked from the event.

"Well, I had already had the idea to do it almost as soon asked Riku gave me the promise. Then, when the narrator rudely decided not to narrate my actions a lot of times, I plotted and planned for the next few chapters. That's the only reason why Terra and Aqua came over here and got 'drunk'. And of course, I told the author about my little plan too."

"Y-you knew about this? !" Vanitas pointed to the author who was standing in the living room while everyone else was sitting.

Yeah… why?

"You could have told me that this was a prank!" Vanitas hugged his legs to his chest and buried his face in his knees.

Who knew that he would be such a drama queen…? The author mumbled then went over to Vanitas. Hey Vani. Look, I'm really sorry okay? We keep leaving you in the dark about these things. Castle Oblivion, this prank. So… I'm really sorry. I'll tell you about a surprise next time. She sat down next to him and gave him a smile.

"Okay… I forgive you…" Vanitas mumbled with his head still on his knees, not knowing the author had just sat down next to him.

"Hey. Where's Sora?" Kairi asked.

"Terra and Aqua took him to the hospital." Ventus said and looked at his phone to check the time. "They should be back in 3, 2, 1-"

"Honeys! We're home!" Terra said to everyone as he walked inside of the house with Aqua next to him.

Sora soon followed behind them with gauze wrapped around his head, making his hair turn into a really funny shape.

Everyone except Kairi and Vanitas burst out in laughter when they saw his hair. Sora sat down next to Kairi and she was about to say something but Sora gave her an 'If-You-Say-Anything-To-Me-Right-Now-All-Hell-Will-Break-Loose' look so she just stayed quiet.

Kairi- Sora's hair looks like a peacock's ass!

Sora- Psh, they're just jealous their hair can't look as good as mine even when wrapped in gauze… whatever.

Tidus- I can't wait to see what Pence is going to ask me to do!

Pence- Am I loosing weight? …NO!

Ventus- 42 likes already? ! Faking your death sure has some perks…

Roxas- What Ven doesn't know, is that I'm gonna prank him back! Hehehe…

Vanitas- MiMi is… so close!

Amai- That chocolate cheese idea is pretty great, now that I think about it.

Riku- Does Amai really have fantasies that I'm a vampire snowman?

Xion- Hm…I'm getting this strange feeling that Ven and Roxas related to someone really famous …OH MAH GO—

Demyx- Ventus is a prank genius!

Namine- What's a Facebook?

Selphie- When is it gonna be my turn~?

Fuu- I wonder if I should tell everyone that I can really talk regularly…

Hayner- Ha, Sora's hair looks… looks…wait… it actually looks kinda cool!

Olette- Is Sora gonna press charges on Hayner? I hope not…

Axel- Ven really is a boss.

Larxene- There is only a few people left! Yes! The game is almost over!

Terra- I wanna play~!

Aqua- Me too~!

"Can we play?" Terra asked.

"Sure." Everyone nodded and agreed.

Dammit! Larxene thought.

"Pence, what do I need to do?" Tidus asked.

"Oh yeah…" Pence remembered the promise he had thought of a while ago, "I want you to promise me that you will have a good career, have a nice family, two children, and a dog when you grow up!" Pence said cheerfully.

"Seriously? That's IT?" Tidus yelled.

"Yup!" Pence replied. "I just want everyone to have a good life when they grow up. I don't want anything bad happening to them. So I didn't want you to promise me anything bad so that you can have a wonderful life when you grow up!"

That is soooo nice, Pence! Awww! :''D

"No seriously, THAT'S IT?" Tidus repeated himself. "You aren't gonna make me eat something weird or promise you to cut my hair or promise to run naked through the whole damn neighborhood? !"

Pence shook his head.

"Just when I thought that my turn was going to be somewhat interesting…" Tidus mumbled. "Okay, Pence. I promise you that I'll get a job and have some kids or whatever…" He walked to the middle of the circle. "Double Dare."

Spin

Spin…

The Author

W-what? No! I'm not even really playing! I just sat down to-

"Aw come on. It's only a Double Dare, what's the worst that can happen?" Tidus asked.

Hmm. Well, let's see: Vanitas had to go to Castle Oblivion, Amai had to use her body to fulfill all of you guys' perverted fantasies, Namine and Xion went all crazy over Roxas, Riku had to kiss Maleficent, Ventus faked his death, Xion's probably going to get all fangirl-ish over Jesse McCartney soon-

"I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE!"

See? Also, everyone had to find out the ugly truth about Amai's past, Vanitas suddenly likes me and for some reason likes the song 'Party Rock Anthem' and is an emotional wreck right now, everyone had to see Terra almost all the wa D, and so, so, so much more! ANYTHING could happen in this story. So no. I'm not playing. Spin again.

Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning in the room, and then everyone heard a deep, powerful and ominous, voice rumble in the house. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" The voice asked.

AHH! Okay, okay I'll play… you didn't have to yell.

"Wh-who was th-that?" Vanitas asked, trembling.

One of the dare gods.

"O-oh…"

(sigh) What did you want me to do, Tidus? And keep in mind: I can hurt you very badly.

"U-uhhmm…" Tidus was starting to feel scared for his life. "Well you could… uh… um… sing a song! Yeah! Sing a song! Y-you do like music, r-right?"

No.

Tidus began to shake.

I don't like music—I love it! What song?

"A-any song! It doesn't matter."

Any song, huh? Hmm… The author looked at Vanitas who was still kind of shaken up. Hey Vani, what song should I sing?

"I dunno… you could sing like… Simple and Clean or Sanctuary or something like that. Everyone should know those songs."

Good idea!

The author began to sing Simple and Clean in acapella.

Everyone applauded her and Tidus thought about her second dare.

"Well Author… my second dare for you is…" He paused for dramatic suspense, "Give Vanitas The Badass a hug!"

(sigh) How did I know that you were going to dare me something like that…? But OKAY! Wait… she looked over at me. You aren't gonna get mad, are you?

No.

YAY! VANI!

The author leaned over and gave Vanitas a bear hug. Vanitas lightly hugged her back and during the hug he mouthed the words 'Thank You' to Tidus.

After the long hug was over, the author went to the middle of the circle. I'm gonna do a truth.

Spin

Spin…

Demyx.

"This better be good." Demyx warned. "I don't want a sucky turn like Tidus'. Give me a challenge."

"Hey!" Tidus exclaimed.

Hmm… Okay! I don't even need to take five hours to think of a Truth because I'm just so awesome like that. Demyx… I know about your slight sense of psychic ability. So tell me your opinion of everyone. What do you think of every person in this room?

"Awww…" Demyx sulked. "Are you serious? EVERY person?"

Mmhmm!

"Okay…" Demyx sighed and looked at the author. "I'll start off with you: You are very crazy, yet really smart at the same time. And also, I think that you really like Vanitas but you say that you're 'dating yourself' because you think that the story would get really weird if you started dating him."

Demyx looked at Vanitas, "Vanitas, I think that you really aren't as tough as you portray and just act tough because you are insecure about who you really are… But, the author somehow changed that. And also you can get really emotional after something tragic happens and it takes a lot to get you out of your funk…"

"I-it's true!" Vanitas cried, "I-I am very insecure about myself. Th-that's why I told you guys to call me Vanitas The Badass so that I would feel like people would fear me and try to be friends with me because I scared them instead of just avoid me l-like they did in the fifth gr-grade. E-everyone always liked S-Sora more than me even though he really is a douche in real life. I'm really sorry guys; I'm just an emotional wreck right now!" He buried his face into his knees and he started to cry even more.

The author shushed him and draped her arm around him as he kept crying. Its okay, Vani. I'm here for you now.

Demyx looked at Fuu, "Fuu, I know that you really hate being around Seifer, but you won't ever admit to it."

"Yeah…" She said and Ventus just hugged her.

"Ventus, I loved you're prank so much, dude! It was really awesome! Oh, and…you always feel like you're living in your brother's shadow and people only talk about how you look like Roxas and not about how Roxas looks like you."

"Ven, is this true?" Roxas asked.

"A little bit… yeah." Ventus replied. Now it was Fuu's turn to hug Ventus.

"Kairi, I don't really like you that much. You always try to keep a clean slate, but you also have a very, VERY dark side."

"W-what kind of dark side?" Sora asked.

"I think that she should tell you herself." Demyx said and then went to Sora, "Sora, you can be a real pain in the ass and very annoying. Also, you feel unloved by everyone, but you always try to hide your true feelings by acting really happy all the time. Kind of like your brother, but just… opposite I guess."

"Yeah I guess…" Sora mumbled.

"Hayner, you secretly never wanted your friendship with Seifer to end but you had to for the sake of your 'reputation' or something… And I think that you are a cool person… some of the time."

Hayner just looked down at the floor.

"Olette, most of what we've seen of you has been acting. You really are very violent and a bully. So I don't really like you that much."

"Umm…" Olette was without words.

"Terra, you really care about Aqua and Ven. You would gladly lay down your life for them and do any far they asked. And you are a kind-hearted, loving person. I really like the way you carry yourself."

"Wisdom is strong in this one." Terra said while nodding his head.

"Aqua, you also care about your friends a lot and you help them a lot. And… Terra don't hate me for this, you're really pretty."

"Awww! Thanks Dem!" Aqua blushed.

"Axel, you really aren't as dumb as you try to be. And I think that we should try and be friends later on in life… you know, when you aren't having disturbing fantasies about blonde kids that are younger than you."

"Uhh… thank you?" Axel said.

"Larxene, you're rude, mean, a sadist, and many other negative things. But I guess you're an okay person now that I know you a little better."

"…"

"Tidus, you are so cute! Not in that kind of way, though. You just have a baby face that makes you look like your five years old! I just wanna squeeze your cheeks and-!… nevermind."

"Thank you Demyx! I think you're cute, not-in-that-kind-of-way, too!" Tidus said.

Demyx chuckled then looked at Riku. "Riku, you're hair is so weird… like seriously, what 17 year old boy has silver hair? !" He began to laugh uncontrollably, "Hey Riku, Xemnas called, he wants his hair back!"

(A/N: *cricket* *cricket*)

Demyx stopped laughing at his own joke but then looked at Riku again and began laughing. Once he finally stopped, he talked to Riku again. "But I guess it's really shiny, I'll give you that. What shampoo do you use?"

Riku crossed his arms, "L'Oreal… Because I'm worth it."

"Okay…?" Demyx said then looked at Amai, "Amai, you're just a crazy bitch. I really have nothing else to say."

Amai's mouth dropped and she just looked at Demyx.

"Roxas, you still owe me munny!" Demyx said and pointed to Roxas.

"Oh yeah… about that…" Roxas said and trailed off.

"Xion, you being obsessed is really creepy… I mean, if I were Roxas, I would get really annoyed over you being obsessed with that guy."

"Humph!" Xion huffed. "You're just jealous because you aren't a sexy beast like Jesse is!"

Demyx ignored her and went to Selphie."Selphie, you talk too much sometimes, and you seem like a little kid in some ways, but you are really a cool girl."

"Thanks!" Selphie said.

"Pence, you really deserved to be treated better! You don't have very many fan-girls even though you're a great person! If I were a girl, I would totally be your fangirl!"

"I will take that as a compliment." Pence said with his head held high.

Then the room went quiet. The last person in the circle was the person next to Demyx:

Namine.

Demyx looked at Namine for a while, and then he spoke. "Namine…" He began, "You really are a gorgeous person in every way possible. I really like you. A lot."

Namine's face heated up, "Demyx I-"

"And I really want to ask you out… but I can't do it here. This place is too crazy. But, wherever and whenever I ask you out, it will be perfect."

"R-really…? That is so sweet!" Namine said and hugged Demyx.

"Haha yeah." Demyx said and hugged her back. Then when it was over, Demyx went to the middle of the circle. "Uhhmm… Tell, I guess."

Spin

Spin…

Aqua

OmegaStarShooter14: Ven really did rock it! He's awesome! Haha and yes, his name made me laugh so hard too!

DeMoNiCaNgEl209: THANK YOU! And what will happen between Vani and me is an unsolved mystery... Oh, and sorry for this stupid question, but what is an Ancyra couple?

PrincessJazmine4: Haha yes Terra was really funny! And I wouldn't kill Ven. Dying isn't funny! well... sometimes it can be funny... but not in this story!

mystery: Do both!

Silver Dawn: Violence IS always the answer, isn't it? And I would love to be Ven's friend on facebook! That would be awesome!

XBluexMonarchX: Thanks! And just review whenever you can! I don't like cliffhangers either... but sometimes there necessary... but in stories like the Hunger Games, EVERY chapter ended with a cliffhanger. I hated it.

xXroxasloverXx: 69th reviewer! *plays fanfare* Woot! And I have those late-nights where I'm just reading comedy fics and when I'm sleepy... I laugh at everything. and I mean EVERYTHING. My family gets so at me mad for waking them up at night.

Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man

Thank you for reading this story! And thanks for the reviews!

xxxHikari-Kuraixxx (xxxLight-Darkxxx)