Among all of the great Animes; (such as Naruto, Bleach, etc.) There must always be the dreaded...
Filler Episodes.
These fillers always help prolong the series and to keep the watchers of the anime interested. And though it may be aggravating, we still watch them for some unknown reason (Anime watchers you know what I'm talking about).
So, it looks like it has come to that. I want to prolong this story! So in the next chapters, there will be 3 (yes 3!) filler episode/chapters before the Final 2 Chapters.
This is number 1 of the last 5 chapters of the story! I hope you enjoy it. It's about two characters who we all know and love:
Roxas & Xion!
Now, without further ado; I present to you, Filler Chapter Number 1: RoxasxXion
T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 16—Filler Chapter Number One: RoxasxXion
~xXxRoxasxXx~
"What's wrong Roxas?" Ventus asked his brother.
Roxas sat up from his previous slouched position then looked at Ventus, "Xion's… gone."
"She is?" Ventus' eyes widened, "Where'd she go?"
Roxas looked back down at his feet, "She's at a movie premier with Jesse…"
"What? How?"
Roxas sighed, "Well…"
~flashback…~
After the last chapter ended and Terra and Aqua started to make out again, most of the couples started to converse amongst themselves.
I looked over at Xion who was mumbling about hallways or something…
"Hey Xi," I said to get her attention, "You want to uh… maybe…"
"Kiss?" She asked with a smile.
"Yeah."
"Okay." She said and put her hand on my shoulder to bring me closer then she tilted her head to the side and-
"-Roxas, I just want to know why she's within a ten mile radius of our cousin. I don't need you to explain to me your kiss."
"But I was just getting to the good part!" Roxas defended.
"Roxas!"
"Okay, okay…" Roxas sighed, "Anyways, Xion and I kissed for however long then I heard my phone ring…"
~flashback~
"Hey… I wonder who this is." I said when a blocked number showed up on my phone screen. Xion shrugged. I looked back at my phone and was back to decline it but then I decided not to.
"Hey, Roxas." A voice said on the other line.
"Uhm… Hi. Who is this?"
"You seriously don't know who I am?"
"No… but your voice sounds kind of familiar."
"Hm… I wonder why." The voice said sarcastically.
"Who are you?"
"Guess."
"Is… is this Bob from accounting?" I said in an extremely and fake formal tone then laughed, "Just kidding, Jesse. What's up?"
"Did you just say who I think you just said?" Xion asked.
"Oh shit…" I said then tried to get up but she pulled me back down onto the floor again and tackled me. She wasn't on my chest like she was before though; instead she was… a bit lower.
"Roxas, are you okay?" Jesse asked while I tried to fight Xion off of me. But… in this position she was just SO strong! Yeah… strong.
"Is that THE Jesse?" Xion whispered as she tried to grab my phone.
"Agh! Xion! S-stop it!" I said because she kept squirming in our compromising position.
"Let me talk to him!"
"But Xi-" I tried to get her off of me again but she pinned me to the ground.
"Let. Me. Talk. To. Him." She said with fire in her eyes. Like literally, there were FLAMES on her eyes! I thought that only happened in anime.
"O-okay Xion! Just… let me sit up!" I said then she unpinned my arms from off the ground so that I could sit up. I propped my self up with one arm and put my phone up to my ear (with Xion still in my lap).
"Roxas… what's going on? Did you want me to call back some other time, or…?"
"No, no, no. Uh…" I had a hard time thinking with Xion sitting where she was, "Uhm… why did you call again?"
Xion leaned in closer to my face so that she could listen in to our conversation. Our chests were touching. She was so close! How wasn't she bothered by this?
"Oh, I just wanted to see if my two favorite cousins wanted to come to this movie premiere in Hollywood."
"Uh… which one?"
"Chernobyl Diaries."
"Ohhh," I nodded even though he couldn't see me, "I forgot that you're in that one. Yeah, sure… when is it?"
"In a few hours."
"A few hours? ! Why didn't you tell us sooner?"
"If you don't want to go then I can just…"
"Y-yeah I do want to go! But…" I looked up at Xion who was now playing with my hair and listening to the conversation at the same time, not seeming to be bothered with how she was SITTING on my lap! Then I looked over to you, Ventus, to see what you were doing. You were talking to Fuu about something that I couldn't hear. "Uh… I'm kind of doing something at the moment… and we're no where close to Hollywood."
"Oh, don't worry; I have a helicopter to pick you up." Jesse said nonchalantly.
"How long will it take to get here?"
"It's already there."
I heard some type of hovering sound far off in the distance, I looked out of a nearby window to see what it was and I saw a helicopter in a field (which had magically appeared) across from the house. I don't know how you guys couldn't hear it.
"Um… how did you know where we are?" I asked him. Xion started to fidget on top of me again to see what I was seeing.
"Because…" He said in a creepy voice, "I've been watching you Roxas."
"W…what?"
"I'm just kidding." He laughed.
"So… how did you find out where we are?"
"Roxas, I'm Jesse McCartney. It isn't too hard to find my two little 15 year olds cousins. So are you guys coming or not?"
"Well…" I looked back over to you and was about to tell you about our cousin but then I rememberedthat dumb prank you pulled, and I just so happened to see the girl sitting on my lap, "Ventus is… busy.Can I bring someone else with me?"
Xion started to squeal.
"Uhm… Sure. Who is it?"
"My girlfriend."
"Aw, little Roxie has a girlfriend."
"You guys do know that I'm the older twin right?" I reminded him.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. Go ahead and bring her. I'd love to meet the girl who has captured my little cousins heart."
"Uh… yeah." I said.
"Well then get on the helicopter!"
"Okay…"
Xion had already gotten off of my lap (I frowned at this) and helped me up from the floor.
"Come on Roxas let's go!"
"Where are you guys going?" Tidus, who was next to Selphie, asked me.
"No… where."
"Oooo! You guys are gonna do something dirty!" Selphie said.
"N-no we aren't!"
"But we're gonna be starting the game again soon." Tidus said.
"No were not. Look." Xion pointed to Terra and Aqua, they were doing… things.
"Oh, I see." Tidus said, "Well then carry on with your dirty business."
"We aren't gonna have sex!"
"Mhhmm… Whatever you say Roxas." Selphie said.
I was going to say something else but then Xion started to squeal about Jesse McCartney and how she's gonna meet him. I remembered you telling me earlier about how Amai gave her some pills to calm her down. I went to the other side of the room and passed You and Fuu who were still talking about something. Terra & Aqua, Axel & Larxene, Sora & Kairi, and Hayner & Olette were all kissing (It was like a teenage hormone party in there!). Vanitas was whispering something that I guess was funny into MiMi's ear and she was laughing. And Riku & Amai were sitting there, waiting to start playing the game again.
"Hey Amai." I got her attention.
"Yeah?" She asked.
"Do you have any more of those pills you gave Xion earlier?"
"Oh Roxas, I don't need those pills." Xion tried to assure me, "I'm just fine!"
"Yeah right." I said then looked back at Amai, "Can you give me some?"
"Sure, just take the whole bottle." She said then got some pills out of… was it her purse? Or maybe it was her… pocket?
"Thanks." I said then grabbed Xion's hand and put two pills inside of it.
"Roxas, I told you that I don't-"
"Xion, please. Do this for me."
"Okay…" She sighed then popped the two pills in her mouth. Her excited-ness calmed down as soon as she put them in.
"Let's go." I grabbed her hand and walked past everyone again and out of the door.
We walked across the street and in to the middle of the field where the helicopter was waiting. Xion was looking at the helicopter in awe as we approached it, I guess she hadn't ever ridden on one. But since this wasn't the first time that Jesse's sent a helicopter for us, I just helped her on the helicopter and put on my safety belts and all of those things.
The ride was filled with the 'Ooo's and 'Aahh's of Xion. It took us a whole hour just to get to the helipad where a limo picked us up. There were two separate sections inside of the limo where Xion and I could change privately into some formal clothes that Jesse had provided (I don't know how he found out Xion's dress size. And quite frankly, I don't want to).
I finished changing into my tuxedo and looked into a random mirror inside of a compartment. I adjusted my tie, "The name's Bond. James Bond."
I laughed at my corny moment and knocked on the window where other section was to see if Xion was finished changing.
"J-just a second." She said and rolled down her window. From what I could she, she was wearing some makeup and jewelry and a gold dress. Don't ask what kind, because I have no idea. It was just gold.
"You look gorgeous, Xion." I complimented her.
"Thanks! You look pretty sharp too, if I do say so myself. Got that kind of James Bond kind of look. Except you're much hotter."
I smiled, "Thanks Xi."
"No problem Jes- *ahem* Roxas."
"What?"
"I said no problem, Roxas."
"Hm… okay."
"Hey, I just thought of a name for you!" She changed the subject, "You could call your self 'Young Blond James Bond'! Haha, get it? Because 'Bond' rhymes with 'Blond'."
I shook my head, "You're a dork."
"Oh whatever." She laughed then looked outside of her window, "Roxas, look! I think we're here!"
I looked outside of the limo and saw a huge crowd of cheering people and paparazzi. But instead of parking in front of the building, and enjoying a few seconds of fame, we turned the corner to go to where a few trailers were heavily guarded.
"We aren't going to walk on the red carpet?" Xion asked me with her dreams crushed.
"No, we never do. We have to secretly go inside with a few of Jesse's bodyguards."
"Aw, why?"
"Not a lot of people can know about who we are related to."
"So we won't be able to see Jesse McCartney?"
I hesitated because she was acting a little strange, "Um… yeah we'll be able to see him. We will sit next to him and everything. We're actually gonna go see him now before he walks onto the red carpet. See, look." I pointed to a trailer with our cousin's name on it.
Xion smiled excitedly. Oh no.
"Xion… are you gonna be okay?" I asked her.
She stared out of her window with an even bigger smile on her face, "Yeah."
The limo went through security and we rolled up to Jesse's trailer. Xion scooted closer to her outside window and I could see her grip the doorknob.
As soon as the limousine stopped, Xion tried to open the door, but it was locked. "Dammit…"
She did take those pills right? I saw her. Even Riku and Amai saw her.
"Hey Xion. Just wait a second."
"B-but! … okay." She calmed down. That was weird.
The chauffeur got out of the car and opened Xion's side first. I thought she was going to try and rush to Jesse's trailer but she didn't. She just waited for me. The chauffeur came to my side and opened it. He nodded to me with his head bowed as I thanked him. I linked arms with Xion who was still very calm and collected. I didn't know why she was acting so strange earlier.
We walked to the trailer and I knocked on its door. A makeup artist was just leaving and left Jesse inside the trailer by himself, we walked inside.
"Hey Je-" I was going to say but then I saw Xion run past me.
'NO!' I thought and reached out to grab her but she was just too damn fast.
The next thing I saw was Xion,
On top of Jesse…
Only in a pink bikini.
"WHAT?" Ventus asked.
Roxas just laughed, "I'm just messing with you Ventus."
"Oh…"
Roxas cleared his throat, "No, what really happened is that she glomped Jesse a little too hard and fast and they both fell onto the floor. Jesse hit his head on a fire extinguisher..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Ventus waited for the rest of the story, but Roxas didn't say another word. "So… then what happened?"
"Oh yeah. So after that…"
~flashback…~
"Xion! Why the fuck did you do that? !" I yelled at her and got her from on top of our cousin.
She started to twitch and wreathe then she collapsed onto the floor.
"Hey, hey!" I caught her, "Xion! Tell me what's wrong."
She was started to twitch again, "I… I can't control myself, Roxas! Argh… I don't want another- agh! Help me Roxas! The fangirl within me keeps fighting the… Pretty face, I don't want just anyone to- MEDICINE! I can't control her!"
"What do you need me to do?" I panicked.
"GIVE ME MORE… I just want you and your beautiful- GIVE ME MORE MEDICINE!"
"O-okay!" I took the bottle out of my pocket and opened the lid and put a large amount into her mouth. After fighting herself for a few more minutes, she started to doze off.
"Xi-Xion?" I shook her but she wouldn't wake up, "No! Who else will I have ice cream with?"
"Roxas!" Ventus groaned, "I know you actually didn't say that. Tell the actual story."
"Fine, fine…" Roxas gave up.
~flashback…~
She did fight herself for a few minutes, though. But then, she eventually gained control over her body.
"Th-thank you Roxas." She smiled up at me.
"No problem."
Jesse started to wake up then he pushed an emergency button. "What the fuck just happened?" He held his head in pain.
"Uh…" I was speechless.
A few guards came in to see why Jesse had pushed the button.
"What's going on in here?"One of them asked.
Xion and I stood all the way up and Xion spoke up, "…Well I-"
"I did it!" I interrupted her and she looked at me in shock for taking the blame, "I was… just so excited to see my cousin again."
"But Roxas," Jesse held a hand in his brown hair, "You just saw me the other day…"
"Uh… well, it was a day too long without you." I almost gagged at my line.
"Look, I know you're his cousin and all," A tall man with broad shoulders put his hand on my shoulder, "But, anything that poses as a threat to Jesse isn't aloud. Sorry, Kid, I'm gonna have to escort you back to where you came from.
"Wait!" Xion spoke up, "Can't I at least talk to him for five minutes."
The guard sighed and looked at his watch, "You have four."
"That's good enough for me." She nodded and took me by the hand and walked out.
The sun was starting to set; I looked out into the distance of the… trailer lot.
"Why did you do it?" Xion asked me, also looking out into the distance.
I shrugged, "You really wanted to meet my cousin."
She chuckled then turned to me then smiled and put her forehead on mine, "Thanks Roxas." She moved her lips closer and kissed mine.
I smiled back at her, "No problem."
She sighed and turned back and looked into the sunset, "So where will you go now?"
I let out a deep breathe, "Anywhere the wind takes me, Xi… Anywhere the wind takes me."
We sat there in silence for the next two minutes and the guards came out to take me back to Kairi's house.
As we walked off, I heard Xion call out to me, "Hey, Stranger."
I turned to her, "Yeah?"
She saluted to me, "Good luck."
I let out a small chuckle, "Thanks." And the guards took me away.
~end flashback…~
"Ohhh…" Ventus nodded his head "So that's why you walked in here with a police officer."
Roxas rolled his eyes and lied down on the floor to wait for Terra and Aqua to stop kissing.
So... this probably is not the best idea in the world but... more randomness! Yay for that? ...Maybe?
DeMoNiCaNgEl209: Thanks! Haha yes he has gay thoughts for both twins XD
Starlol9: Oh my god are you fucking psychic? I kind of hate you right now! Lol kidding I love you! :) But DAMN... that was actually the surprise... most of it, at least! You guessed it right! A sequel! I will be doing that. And THANK YOU!
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OmegaStarShooter: I'm glad you like it! And Ven is sexy and he knows it! ^^
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Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man
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