The final filler I bring you, the last—but not least.
Is of an odd couple: The Sadist and The Fiery Beast.
Not only are they odd; but also, unexpected.
And surprising and peculiar and completely unsuspected.
But fate made it so, and they are happy, you see.
And it just goes to show you, that Life's fruitful tree
Can make any two creatures truly destined to be.
So when you sit in your seat and stare at this screen
And say, "I don't think Love is quite my cup of tea."
Just remember: this couple was unexpected, even for me.
For I did not plan the story of The Sadist and The Fiery Beast.
So I say to you my fellow brothers and sisters of this world
Whether your hair be long, short, straight, frizzy, bald, or curled:
Do not worry, do not fret
Love can be waiting right at your doorstep.
Love conquers all.
Not a force can bring it down.
For this couple would fall
If it weren't for Love's strong ground.
I really do hope you'll understand this poem's small message,
And start thinking about some very important life lessons.
But for now; it's time to enjoy this chapter I've prepared for you
From The Fiery Beast's very odd point of view.
T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 18—Filler Chapter Number Three: AxelxLarxene.
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"What's wrong Axel?" Hayner asked Axel since there was no one else to ask him.
Axel sat up from his previous slouched position then looked at Hayner, "Larxene's… gone."
"She is?" Hayner's eyes widened, "Where'd she go?"
Axel looked back down at his feet, "She's in jail."
"What? How?"
Axel sighed, "Well…"
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Larxene and I were just snuggling and kissing while leaning against a wall in silence until Larxene decided to speak up.
"Axel, let's go for a walk." She suggested. But, knowing Larxene, it wasn't a suggestion, it was a demand.
"Yeah." I gave her the obvious answer.
I stood and stretched out my hand to her and she took it. We walked hand-in-hand over to the door so that we could take a stroll around town-
"-I feel like I should be interrupting your flashback right now for some reason…" Hayner said.
"Uhm…"
"Ah nevermind. Carry on."
"…Okay…?"
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When we got outside a dog came to us and started barking frantically.
"Oh hello Little Doggie." I greeted it.
"Bark Bark!" He barked.
"W-what's that boy?" I asked him.
"Bark Bark!"
"Little Timmy's stuck in the well?"
"Bark Bark!"
"Come on Larxene we have to go save Little Timmy!" I said and started to run off but she pulled my sleeve back to stop me.
"We don't even have wells in Radiant Garden, idiot!" She informed me.
"B-but Larxene, Little Timmy is stuck somewhere! That's what the dog just said."
"No, Axel. There is no Little Timmy."
"B-but!" She looked at me with an evil eye. "Okay okay…."
The dog began to whine then walked away pouting.
"Let's keep walking." Larxene said.
I just shrugged and grabbed her hand again to keep walking. I could hear a buzzing sound beside me. I looked over at what it was and saw that it was a bee.
"Buzzzzz~…" It buzzed.
I listened to it beside my ear and I could barely hear it buzz something.
"Bzzanger… Zzaxel… bzzanger…"
Hmm… 'bzzanger'. (Gasp!) Danger! That's what he had said. When I realized the words he spoke to me I shook Larxene's arm to warn her,
"Larxene, we're in danger!"
"What?! How?! What's happening?" She started to panic.
"That bee, right there." I pointed to it, "He told me that we're in danger!"
She dropped her shoulders in disbelief. "Axel, you're kidding right?"
"No! That's what he said! I'm serious!"
She sighed angrily, "Come on, Axel. Let's go." She grabbed my hand and we started to walk again. But, before we got very far, the bee had stung me on my wrist. Luckily, I had no feeling in the wrist because I messed up my nervous system a long time ago during the ol' annual Pyro Convention. Ah, good times, good times…
But anyways, something felt eerie about Radiant Garden today though. Something just wasn't right. We walked past a tree and one of the branches hit me in my face, causing me to turn my body and hold my cheek in pain.
"Ouch!" I felt the new scar on my cheek that was lightly bleeding, "Fucking tree…" I looked back over away from where I was currently facing and saw that Larxene had kept walking. I couldn't even see her figure walking in the distance.
I turned my head back over to the direction my body was facing. Suddenly, a mysterious fog descended and the sky started to dim and turn grey. I looked across the street and saw a man with a hat and a trench coat. He lifted his arm to point to somewhere. I looked in the direction he was pointing then suddenly was knocked back into reality.
"Axel. Axel! You okay? Come on, let's keep walking."Larxene said to me as she held her hand out to me after I hit my face on the branch.
(Gasp!) It was a… VISION. I had had a vision! That man was trying to tell me something!
"Larxene, let's walk over there." I pointed to the alley that the man in my vision was pointing to.
"Why? I don't want to walk into an alley."
"Because when… I hit the tree I… got a vision… and The Man… he pointed…" I tried to explain.
"Axel," Larxene scoffed, "You have got to stop trying to listen to random objects that come to you. The tree could never have given you a vision."
"B-but I know what I saw-"
She gave me another evil look.
I shook my head, "Okay Larxene…" I gave up, "but I know that something's up. And that dog and that bee and that tree were trying to tell me something."
"Do you hear yourself right now, Axel? Tch, come on." She grabbed my hand and we continued on our walk.
We probably walked for about ten minutes before Larxene's phone started to ring.
"Who's that?" I asked her.
She looked at her screen and her eyes widened, "No one! I-it's no one…" she laughed nervously and declined the call.
Yeah, something was definitely up.
"Larxene, who was it?" I almost demanded.
"Axel. It was nobody." She returned the harshness.
"No Larxene, WE'RE Nobodies." I pointed to us, "That wasn't a nobody. So, who was it?"
"NO ONE." She raised her voice.
"THEN WHY DID THE PHONE RING IF IT WAS NO ONE?" I started to raise my voice too.
"Axel," She said in an annoyed tone, "You're hearing things! First you thought a dog was telling you to get someone out of a well, then you hear bees talking to you, then you think that a tree gave you a vision, and now you think that my phone rang!"
"I know what I saw, Larxene. And I know that your phone just rang. Let me see it." I held my hand out to her.
"No." She said with an attitude and crossed her arms.
"Larxene. Let me see your phone." I repeated.
"No." She repeated.
I was starting to get frustrated so I reached towards her pocket to grab the phone but she moved out of the way.
"Stop it Axel." She warned me.
I grabbed her wrist so that she couldn't move out of the way any more. I went for her phone again but then she struggled out of my grip.
"Axel. STOP!" She kept struggling and screaming for me to stop but I kept going for her phone.
I had almost grabbed her phone when-
"Hey! Stop it right there!" I heard a voice shout behind me. I turned around to see a police officer getting out of his car.
"W-wait. No. It's not what it looks like, officer." I tried to explain to them.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" The police officer came up to Larxene.
"…Yeah. We're just fine. We were just having a small altercation, right Axel?" Larxene asked.
"R-right! There's nothing bad happening, I'm not beating her… I-I'm not Chris Brown or anything… And she's not Rihanna." I laughed nervously. The police man looked at me in a weird way. I started to get scared, "I mean, don't get the wrong idea, not that there's anything wrong with them because of there race. Its just the whole hitting part that we aren't doing. I-I mean, I love black people! I have loads of black friends! In fact, I'm 1/64th black! Y-yeah…"
(A/N: Oh man, Axel's one of THOSE awkward people. (you know which ones I'm talking about). But no offense to ANYONE. Because we're all equal and-…and I really should stop talking! Oh my gosh…)
"Oh god, Axel, did you seriously say that?" Hayner asked.
"Y-yeah."
"Why would you say that?!"
"Hey! I was nervous, okay? I've never been in that type in situation before!"
"Axel, that was kind of rude…"
"Yeah. I know. It was…"
Hayner shook his head, "Get on with your story."
"Okay…"
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Larxene hit me in the back of my head, "Shut the hell up you idiot!"
"Are you sure you guys are okay?" The officer double-checked.
"We're fine, officer… Douche?" She looked as his nametag, "You're name is 'Douche'?"
"Yeah, gotta problem with it?"
Larxene burst out in laughter, "What's your last name, 'Bag'?"
I started to laugh with her. It was just so funny! I mean, who name's their kid 'Douche'?
"No, my last name is Bayg." He said proudly.
"That sounds just like bag!" Larxene laughed again.
I could tell that the officer was starting to get a little hurt by our laughter so I stopped. But Larxene kept on laughing.
"Uh… Larxene…" I tried to calm her down, "Heh. Babe, maybe we shouldn't keep on-"
She started to laugh even more heartily. I saw the officer's eyes twitch and I knew he was getting mad.
"Larxene, stop laughing!" I tried to hold her so that she would stop moving so much, but she just swatted my hands away.
"You must've had a shitty life growing up!"
There. That was the officer's boiling point. She had really pissed him off. He grabbed some hand-cuffs from off his belt and began to Mirandize her.
"He did WHAT to her?!" Hayner asked.
"He Mirandized her."
"And you just sat there and let him do things to her?!"
"Yeah. Why? What's wrong with that?"
"That's just sick, Axel."
"What do you mean? All he did was Mirandize her."
"Stop saying that!"
"What's wrong with saying Mirandize? Mirandize, Mirandize, Mirandize." Axel repeated himself.
"STOP!"
"Calm down, Hayner!" Axel laughed, "Mirandize just mean that he did that whole, 'You have the right to remain silent,' thing. It's not dirty!"
"O-oh… Okay." Hayner said quietly and began to lightly laugh, "Heh… Mirandize is a pretty funny word, though."
Axel chuckled, "Yeah, it is, isn't it?"
Hayner started to laugh a little louder, "Haha, yeah… But finish your story."
"Okay."
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"Hey! What're you doing?!" Larxene asked when he put her in the police car.
"No one makes fun of Officer Douche Bayg. Not anymore." He said and got into the front seat.
"Axel!" Larxene called to me.
"Larxene! I'm coming for you!" I called to her. Luckily, the police station was right across the street from where we were at.
I ran into the police station to see if I could bail Larxene out.
"Your girlfriend has been charged with 18 counts of first degree…" Some person said a bunch of legal stuff that I knew wasn't true. I guess Officer Douch Bayg was really pissed. "Her sentence is 2 days in jail, and a $10,000 bail."
"WHAT?!" I yelled at her. "How is that even possible?!"
"Sorry sir, what's done is done."
"This system's messed up!" I said and was about to walk out of the building but the person stopped me.
"Here are her belongings, if you want them." She set a plastic Ziplock bag on the desk that had Larxene's phone and house keys inside.
"Whatever…" I said and grabbed them then walked out of the room.
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"Aaannnd, here we are." Axel said then sighed again.
"Hm… interesting." Hayner nodded. "Hey, maybe you should check her phone to see who it was that called her earlier."
"Oh yeah, good idea." Axel said then looked inside Larxene's phone. "Huh."
"What?" Hayner asked.
"She doesn't have any recent calls since yesterday…"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah… Hm. Maybe I was just seeing things."
"Axel,"
"Yeah, Hayner?"
"You're stupid." He sighed then turned back around to talk to Olette.
Tonstaaar: I'm glad you reviewed, lol! And yes, I knew that the Olympics were being held in London. And you were competing in the OLYMPICS? That's so cool! What sport were you competing in?!
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Guest/Anonymous 1: Ahh! You're comment made me laugh. That was a win right there. Win. But sorry, they are supposedly virgins right now, so we can't do that. And plus, we're in a T-rated fiction. Terra and Aqua's un-explained dry sex is about reaching the limit. But thanks for reviewing!
Guest/Anonymous 2: I hope you kept reading until this chapter! And thanks!
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Inspiration: Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell, or Marriage? by The Ladies Man
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