Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, or Promise Chapter 19: Holy Fucknuts, an Actual Chapter!, a kingdom hearts fanfic

T, D, DD, K, T, or P chapter 19: Holy Fucknuts, an Actual Chapter!

Previously on T, D, DD, K, T, or P:

"Oh Terra…" Aqua said then sat back down next to him, "You don't have to feel jealous of that delicious, sexy, hott…. amazing… beautiful… sexy… Uh… what were we talking about…?"

"Aqua~!" Terra groaned and whined at the same time.

"Oh yeah. Anyways, Ven may be delicious, but you don't have to feel jealous…"

"Why?"

"Because, you're…" Aqua leaned into his ear and whispered something inaudible to anyone else except for those two.

Terra's face heated up and he smiled, "Well, if you put it that way…" He said then started to kiss her. The kissing started to turn into groping and then the two started to stand up and Terra's shirt managed to come off. Soon after, they were pushing each other against the wall and…

Hey! You guys take that outside. Narrating this is getting awkward… and we're in a T-rated fiction! So stop that.

Before Terra and Aqua knew it, they had pushed each other to the door. Aqua took the initiative (while still kissing Terra) and opened the door so that they could walk out of the house.

"W-wait! Terra never got a chance to play!" Tidus remembered.

Oh don't worry, they'll be back…

"O-okay…"

By this time, Fuu was able to fight off the fangirls and put them in there places.

"Th-thank you Fuu." Ventus gasped for air.

"No problem." She smiled and gave Ventus a hug.

Then, Terra and Aqua walked back into the house, messy hair and all, and sat down in their seats.

"Uhm… Aqua, it's you're turn." Demyx reminded.

"Hm?"She asked, giggling at Terra whispering in here ear. Then she realized what he meant, "Oh. Okay."

Aqua stood up from her seat and Terra grabbed her hand. "I'll miss you." He blew a kiss to her.

"Awww! I'll miss you too!" She smiled and walked to the middle of the circle, still looking at Terra.

"But… she's right there-" Vanitas was going to say but then the author shushed him.

Let's just let them have there moment…

"Okay…" He mumbled, still kind of sad from last chapter.

"I'll do a kiss." Aqua said then spun the bottle.

Spin

Spin…

Terra.

You can just use your imagination on what happened next…

(followed by pointless filler episodes)

Are you guys done kissing yet?! The author asked Terra and Aqua.

Her question was answered by the sound of content moaning coming from the smitten lovers.

You guys have literally been kissing for over 5 hours. We've lost 3 characters. We've been through 3 whole chapters. And you've been in front of us. The. Whole. Time! Ew, that's just disgusting.

"We…don't…care…" Aqua moaned in between kisses.

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

"Author~," Selphie whined, "Isn't there something you could do to stop Terra from shoving his tongue down Aqua's throat for one second so that he can spin the bottle?"

Uh…well…

Just then, Xion walked in through the door crying. Roxas rushed to her side to comfort her.

"Xion, what's wrong, babe?" He cradled her in his arms.

"Th-they killed him…" She sniffled in a whisper.

"What?" Roxas could barely hear her.

"They killed him!" She said louder.

"K-killed who?"

"Jesse! They killed him!" She began to cry again.

"W…w…w-what…?" Roxas said in disbelief.

"Hey, you guys okay?" Ventus walked over to the two over at the door.

"You're not serious, are you?" Roxas whimpered.

"Serious about what?" Ventus asked.

"Y-yeah. He got killed." Xion answered Roxas' question.

"Whaaat? Who got killed?" Ventus said, feeling left out of the conversation he wasn't even invited into.

"W-what happened?!" Roxas was on the verge of tears.

"I-I don't want to talk about it…" Xion sobbed.

"H-he couldn't have…you're kidding. You have to be…" Roxas shook his head.

"I'm not kidding, Roxas! They killed him…"

(A/N: Geez... Roxas has dealt with two deaths in one day. Tough life…)

"Killed who?" Ventus asked, getting impatient, "Who got killed!?"

"I-I guess… s-someone… k-killed our… killed our… killed our…"

"Kill our…?" Ventus nodded his head.

"Killed our cousin…"

"Hey, what's going on with you guys over there?" Demyx asked and stood up to walk over to the three.

"Fuck, Roxas. Are you guys serious?" Ventus said with his voice cracking.

"That's what Xion just said…"

"What happened?" Demyx asked.

"Yeah, what happened?" Everyone else (except for Terra and Aqua because they were doing dirty things) became intrigued into their conversation.

"I-in Ch… ch…. Chernobyl Diaries. Jesse got killed off…" Xion explained.

Everyone did a major face palm. Even me.

"Aw fucking… [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]… That's just… [bleep]." Ventus started to swear. "Xion! You really had me scared!"

"What?! Seeing him dying in a movie theater is just as scary as him actually dying! Or at least for me it is…" She cried again.

Roxas held her and shushed her, "Shh shhh shhhh… it's okay Xion. He's not really dead."

"Buwt it jwust huwrts sow bwad…" She whined in a baby-voice.

"Come on," He said in a comforting voice, "Let's go sit back down over there." He guided them over their seat on the floor.

Ventus sat back down next to Fuu and Demyx next to Namine.

Uh… okay?

~Meanwhile: Axel on the phone with Larxene for her one phone call…~

"Larxene! You used your one phone call for m-me?" Axel asked, tearing up, "I'm so… flattered!"

"Yeah, yeah whatever…" She mumbled on the phone, "But Axel, I need you to tell the author to get-"

"-Larxene… w-what time is it where you are? I miss you more than anything."

"Axel, what are you talking about-"

"Back at home, you feel so far. Waitin' for the phone to ring…"

"Axel. Put the author on the phone-"

"It's gettin' lonely livin' upside down. I don't even want to be in this town. Tryin' to figure out your time zone's makin' me crazy!"

"Axel, I'm right down the street! Now just put the author-"

Axel started to break out in song, "You say good morning when it's midnight! Going out of my head! Alone in this bed I wake up to your sunset! And it's driving me mad, I miss you so bad! And my heart, heart, heart is so jetlagged! Heart, heart, heart is so jetlagged! Heart, heart, heart is so jetlagged! !"

"AXEL!" Larxene then yelled over the phone, "Put the author on the fucking phone!"

"Buwaawaahh!" Axel said, taken aback, "Okay, okay… Author, phone for you!"

Axel went over to MiMi and gave her the phone. The author nodded her head to Larxene's talking then started to get mad for some reason.

No, I don't care if it is little or not cost to me! I don't need Life Insurance! Sheesh! She hung up the phone.

"What was that all about?" Vanitas asked.

Oh, Larxene just wanted me to use my powers to get her out of jail.

"Then why was she selling life insurance?"

Life insurance? Larxene wasn't selling life insurance. How could she do that when she's in jail, silly? Where did you get that idea?

"Because… you just-! …nevermind…"

"So… how are we gonna get them away from each other?" Selphie asked.

Well first wee need to get Sora and Larxene back.

POOF! The two were poofed back into the room right next to their companions of the opposite gender.

"Sora!" Kairi cried and glomped Sora, making him fall back onto the floor. She kept crying. "You're back! I thought you were never, EVER gonna come back!"

"Kairi, (in our time) it's only been a few hours…"

"But it felt like an ETERNITY without you!" She cried even harder, tears soaking Sora's Hawaiian shirt. She hugged him even harder.

He barely hugged her back, and patted her lightly, "Uh… there there…"

"Uh… Larxene. I'm sorry I got you into jail-"

"I DON'T even want to talk about it. Let's never speak of that moment again."

"But-… okay." Axel sat quietly with his head down.

Now, after several days of late updates , and three dreadful filler chapters of painful and pure nonsense…

Terra and Aqua.

Have…

Finally…

Finished…

Kissing!

"Ahh… what's going on? We still playin' the game?" Terra sat up from his position, ruffled his hair a bit.

"Oh my god, stop the presses! They are actually finished! I repeat, they are actually finished!" Tidus cried out to the skies. Flailing his arms outward as he stood on his knees. "YES!"

Everyone ignored him.

Yeah we're still playing. We were just waiting for you guys.

"Oh… really? Well then, it's my turn right?"

"Yes, Terra." Namine said, getting annoyed.

"Okay, well I think that I will do a Truth…"

"Finally." Everyone let out a breath of relief.

"AND a dare." He finished.

"What?" Namine and Selphie said at the same time.

"So wait… you can do more than one thing?" Riku asked.

Yeah, of course you can.

Riku had a complete shocked look on his face, "Whaaat…?"

Mmhmm.

"Seriously?!" Everyone in the room said.

I think I've made this pretty darn clear.

"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS BEFORE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MORE TIMES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN PAYBACK ON ROXAS XION?!" Riku yelled.

"YEAH!" Vanitas chimed in, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MORE TIMES I COULD HAVE FUFILLED MY SEXUAL FANTASIES WITH AMAI?!"

"YEAH!" Hayner also yelled. "AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MORE TIMES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AXEL TO TELL US ABOUT HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES WITH ROXAS?!"

"YEAH- wait… what?" Axel said.

Roxas fainted again.

Ahh! Everyone calm down… There are so many things we could have done differently. I mean, could have made Tidus dare me to hug Vani a bunch more times too.

"MiMi. You don't have to be dared to hug me. You can hug me anytime you want!" Vanitas informed the author.

R-really…?

"Of course!"

Oh, Vani!

"Oh MiMi-"

"Waaaiit. Stop right there. We're not gonna have another Terra and Aqua moment." Ventus said, stopping the two from hugging each other in slow motion.

Ew, Ven. We aren't that close. That was just… too far.

"Yeah, but still… We need to start the game already. We're already seven pages in!"

Okay then, Terra. Spin the bottle.

"Heh, okay." Terra shook his head at their craziness. "So yeah, Truth and Dare…" He walked to the middle of the circle.

Spin

Spin…

Selphie

"Aww man… I don't wanna do a truth and a dare." Selphie pouted.

"Well, like the author, I don't need to take five hours to think of something for you. For your Truth, I'm just gonna go with the simple 'Who do you like'?"

Selphie seemed surprised by his question. And she didn't want to answer his question because of the answer.

For her True Love…

her Cherie Amour…

her One And Only…

…

…was in this very room.

What ever was she going to do?

"N-no…" She said, "I can't… I don't wanna…"

"Come on Selphie. I think that by now you should know that you have to answer it."

"O-okay…" She mumbled, then spoke quietly, "Uh... t-the guy I like…."

"I can't here you! Speak louder!" Larxene said with an evil smirk.

Selphie sighed, then spoke louder, "The guy I like is… is… is…"

Everyone knew who they expected it to be.

"Pence."

Wait, what? Pence?

"YES! I KNEW IT PENCE! HAYNER, YOU OWE ME 800 MUNNY!" Tidus jumped up and down.

"You like Pence?" Olette asked.

"You don't like Selphie?" Terra asked Tidus.

"Ew. No, why would I like her?" Tidus asked.

"Because it just seemed like the author was planning to get you guys together this whole time!" Hayner said.

"Nooo… I don't like Selphie. I like Yuna."

"Yuna? You mean that pixie?"

"Yeah she's so cute, isn't she? Just a pure beauty."

"But… how would that work when she's so… tiny?"

Tidus shrugged, "I dunno… but the heart wants what the heart wants. And my heart wants her."

"Selphie… I'm touched. I really am. But… my heart belongs to another." Pence said.

"W-what…?" Selphie asked.

"Yes… my heart belongs to… to… to…"

Everyone waited for his answer.

"Maleficent."

Almost everyone flew back out of there seats in shock.

"MALEFICENT?! WHAT?"

So Selphie wants Pence, Pence wants Maleficent… and Tidus wants a pixie. Something is wrong with this picture.

"Yes. It is true. I, Pence, love Maleficent! And I refuse to deny my love any longer!"

"This is crazy…" Selphie said, feeling the pain of rejection. "I lost Pence to… Maleficent. MALEFICENT."

"It'll be okay, Selphie. I feel your pain." Demyx comforted her.

"You lost Pence to Maleficent, too?"

"Er… well, no. But I just… feel your pain."

Selphie shook her head and walked back over to her place in the circle. "What is my dare, Terra?"

Terra started to feel bad for Selphie. I mean, rejection hurts. So he decided to give her an easy dare. "Selphie, I dare you to… spin the bottle so that you can get on with your next turn."

"R-really…? You aren't gonna make me do something terrible?"

Terra smiled. "Nah."

"Thanks Terra." Selphie smiled back and walked to the center of the circle.

"Wait," Axel said, "Is there any point to spinning when we only have one person left?"

Actually… No. No there isn't.

"Axel," Larxene said, shocked, "I think that was the smartest thing that I have ever heard you say." She wiped a tear from her eye.

Everyone looked at Namine, who was getting kind of nervous from being under the spotlight.

"Hm. Namine… I think… I want you to do…" Selphie thought.

And thought

And thought.

"You have to do a Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Tell, AND a Promise!"

How many of you guys saw that coming when I said you could do more than one dare? XD

I want to say THANK YOU to Jenny Harris for being the 100th reviewer! And I also want to say THANK YOU TO EVERYONE who read and reviewed this story to help me get to 100! I hope you guys stick around for my future comedy stories!

Oh yeah, and the song Axel broke out into was "Jet Lag" by Simple Plan ft. Natasha Bedingfield.

Starlol9: You're #99! Thanks! And I'm sorry if you didn't enjoy France. But cool! You gotta tan!

Jenny Harris: Congratulations! 100th Reviewer! And sorry, Namine's turn is the last turn. And no, sorry me no like pumpkin pie. I prefer sweet potato.

OmegaStarShooter14: He really is a dumbass! I mean, he was breaking out in song when she was in jail.

ascendingDeath: Lol! That phone call made me laugh! :D Thanks! And tell your OC that I said thanks too!

musicbox: Haha. Okay. Thanks!

DeMoNiCaNgEl209: Damn, I wish my name did that! I so glad you laughed, because I was almost sure that people weren't going to. And I can't give you spoilers! You're going to have to wait for the VanixMiMi.

mystery8icarus: Yeah, just what ARE we gonna do with Axel? And Namine's going last! And cool, you got an account!

Thank you for the reviews!

So, there have been rumors of a sequel for this story brewing about.

Well, they AREN'T true! Nope. That's just too much work for me. :O

Kidding.

That's the surprise for the 100 reviews. A sequel to T, D, DD, K, T, or P. But! That isn't all! For a limited time only, you can two surprises for the price of one! You see, Amai and I have been feeling kind of lonely since we're the only non-original Kingdom Hearts characters in this story. So...

You can be in the next T, D, DD, K, T, or P! Oh my god, yes you can! So, all I ask is that you review or PM and tell me if you want to be in it! And don't worry, I won't make you crazy like Amai (unless you want to be). But, there is a catch. We can't have too much of an OC overload so I'm only gonna take a few people (at most, 3).

So, do I have any takers? Is there anyone out there who wants to be in my next story? Or am I making an unnecessarily long A/N for no reason? I hope not.

I will try to get the last chapter up soon! So go ahead and review! :D

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