New chapter! Yay!
DB had a smile tugging at his mouth. Everyone else was shocked she was using that approach. "Same as always, Taka."
"Well, why should I change? Now, you need to clean up this mess you made before I shove a piece of this wood up your butt."
Everyone was really shocked now, but what was even more shocking was that DB started to chuckle. He put away all weapons. He shook his head. "You're still whack."
"Yes. I know I'm whack! So, deal with it."
DB chuckled again. Shifu leaned to the others and said,"This could be interesting." They all just nodded.
DB's eyes then reverted back to the death glare. "Why are you here, anyways?" His voice had also reverted back to the way it was before.
"I'm here because I heard my little button was in trouble. Now, what did I say about you and your pedestal?"
DB chuckled again, his eyes losing the look of death. "You never know when to shut up, do you?"
"Nope!"
"But, that just makes you fun to be around."
"YES IT DOES!"
"I love ya, Taka, but you're nuts."
"I'm part of the same family as you, so what do you expect?"
"Good point. With this family you either go insane or... you go insane."
Taka and DB both laughed. DB then grabbed his head and stopped laughing. "What's wrong, button?"
"Headache." He then let out a scream of pain and had the look of death in his eyes. "What reward did you get offered?"
"TO SEE YOU!"
"Ya right."
"That's it!" She then walked right up to DB and smacked him. It was enough for him to fall to the ground. "I told you that if you didn't get off your pedestal, I was gonna smack you off of it."
DB chuckled as he got up. "That you did. That you did." Everyone was shocked again, since he didn't try to kill her. "It's so great to see you."
"Well, of course it is! It's me! Now, little mister, I want you to clean up this mess you made in this whole village."
"You aren't my mom. And you aren't a maid. This also isn't my room." DB then let out a small chuckle. "Why were you brave enough to smack me?"
"Because I'm nuts!"
DB chuckled again, but stopped as he grabbed his head again and screamed a little louder. A light also began to glow on his head. He was back to his dark self. "Get away from me. Not for me, but for you. I'm a monster. I'm nothing, but evil."
"Button, you are about as evil as a button. Why do you think I call you button?"
DB was smiling again. "You know just how to make me smile."
"I've known for eighteen years now. It ain't gonna change."
"What have you been up to for the past few months?"
"Cleaning. Talking to Wayward Son, thinking it was you. Getting annoyed by the pets. What about you?"
"Um, just look at where I'm at and take a wild guess."
Taka looked around. "Um. Remodeling."
DB just burst out laughing. It was in part with how she said it. It was like that was her actual answer. "Why did you say remodeling?"
"Well, it looks like you tried to remodel this town, but failed miserably."
"With how I was... uh... remodeling... I actually succeded."
"Doesn't look like much of a success to me."
DB just shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose. "How did I get lucky enough to be related to you?" DB then grabbed his head again. The light grew much brighter. His scream was also much louder. "MAKE IT STOP!" The pain ceased. His eyes were now neutral. "Taka, please leave before I can no longer control myself."
"WOAH! Why would you even need to control yourself?"
"NOT LIKE THAT!" DB was chuckling while he said that.
"Well, you didn't specify, so how am I supposed to know what you mean?"
"You're supposed to know what I mean by knowing me!"
"I just found out a lot about you that I did know before. So how am I supposed to know that you still mean the same?"
"Good point. I have kept a lot from you. But, it was for protecting you. I kept it from everybody. I recently told my parents because there was a ninja fight near the house, which then meant all my secrets had to be revealled to them. I wish I could have told you and still kept you protected."
"Why not just have me join with you and train me? Then, I could protect myself with more than just a shotgun."
"Ya." He chuckled a little. "You're insane, whack, and my relation. But, that just makes you fun to be around."
"YES!"
"La storia ci insegna."
"Ma, che cosa ci insegna. I'm surprised you still remember that."
"It's something that I wouldn't easily forget. Because it is about the only thing you could teach me."
"Bite me! NOT LITERALLY!"
"Awww." The two just laughed, then DB screamed again and put his hands on his head and the light grew brighter. "MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!"
"TAKE COVER!"
Taka jumped behind the group, who just took a step back. an exlposion did happen and they had to shield their eyes from the light. When they were able to see again, what they seen surprised them even more so than what Taka had said. It was...
Revealed in the next chapter! Cliffhanger! Am I mean?
Taka:Yes you are.
Me: How did you get out?
Taka:DB showed me the backdoor. You really need to secure that.
Me:*groans* Why is there even a backdoor in the first place?
Taka:I don't know!
Me: Please-
Taka: PLEASE REVIEW!
Me:THAT'S MY LINE!
Taka: Think I care?
Me:No.
Taka: EXACTLY!