When the darkness takes over

by XAka-kitsune-toriX

The Hetalia gang along with team 7 and the Elrics and the Rey twins are having a sleep-over in the world conference room and are telling ghost stories. But what else will happen on this night? AU. May go on Hiatus because of school. T to be safe. Contains Horror, Humor, and Supernatural activity.

7. Sasuke's story: Kuchisake-Onna

I didn't make up these stories, I found them on the internet or I read them long ago. If I made them up, I'll tell you. I own none of the anime characters except for my OC's. Enjoy the story!

"Your next pretty boy!" Brazil said.

"What ever." Was all he said before starting the story:

"The moral of most Japanese urban legends seem to consist of "don't go anywhere by yourself. Ever." The story of the Kuchisake-Onna, or "Split Mouth Woman" is no different. Except that you are doubly unfortunate if you happen to be a child.

If you happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, you might consider taking a different route if you are suddenly approached by a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before you assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: You will be shown something.

The Kuchisake-Onna will appear as a tall woman in a trench-coat with long, black hair. Her most telling feature is the surgical mask covering the bottom half of her face.

She will approach you and ask you a question: "Am I beautiful?"

If you reply, "No!" Your troubles are over. Mainly because she will produce a comically oversized pair of scissors and remove your head. Ah! You're thinking, So I'll answer "yes!" In which case she will remove her mask to reveal her grotesquely mutilated face, her smile sliced from ear to ear. "Am I still beautiful?" She will ask again.

If you have some kind of twisted Joker fetish and reply, "yes", she will take the aforementioned scissors, chase you down, and slice you in half. If you reply "no", she'll do it anyway. Some people just can't be satisfied.

If you don't fancy a haircut with too much off the top, your best bet is a neutral reply, such as "You're so-so", or "average". This will confuse the Split Mouth Woman, giving you just enough time to run like all the hounds of hell are at your heels or rather in this case a psycho bitch with a giant pare of scissors." Sasuke ended the story.

"Creepy." Al, Argentina, America, Italy, South Korea, Brazil, and Angel said.

"Kiku, you're up." Sasuke said throwing the flashlight to Japan.

~~~~~~end~~~~~~

I will be up dating as much as I can. If you got any ideas for some ghost stories I could use, feel free to put that in the review.

IMPORTANT: Read and Review! If not, England will curse you, and the Kuchisake-Onna will come and get you~.