Hi, guys, as I'm sitting here typing this I'm sitting on a bag of ice, as I completely fell on my butt walking off the bus today, as I'm an idiot, and have continued to outdo myself in this aspect all day long. XD
Well, I hope you like this chappie, please review, my muse is giving me writers block and I need ideas. Also, any favorite couples I should try, things to add to the story, and I'm still looking for a beta if you'd like to fill that position to take my writing to the next level and get rid of my horrid grammar mistakes. T_T
Also, I don't own Naruto, as I'm still waiting for Kishimoto-sensei to call me to transfer the rights. And anyway, if I'd written it Sasuke would have never gone to Orochimaru, the creepy snake pedo-bear. And would be dating Naruto and living happily ever after. :D Also, Itachi would be with Deidara. And the Akatsuki would be with us today. D:
Itachi might be OOC I have issues with him. -_- If you would like to help me remedy this it'd be greatly appreciated.
Also, I forgot to add, this chapter uses Hidan approved language! Well this fic in general does. *shrugs*
Now the ending of my rambling and onto the chapter!
Hmm, I'm getting hungry again, but how much trouble would I get in if I went back down stairs? Probably a lot, but I'm hungry and I didn't get any groceries with me, my idiot self strikes again.
I have concluded to go grab a bite to eat outside of the dorm, then do a bit of shopping, so I walk over to my table by my dorm door, and grab my map and I look it over, seems like there is a small organic market near a small tea house, sweet, sounds like my kind of place.
As I grab my wallet and other essentials out of my bowl by the door, I unlock my phone and see a message from Itachi, I met him at an anime convention a few years back, and he's like the older brother I never had. I read it quickly, it reads: what's up my favorite otaku, how's the new school? Meet my brothers yet?
I quickly type back: Going to a tea house, you have brothers? 0_0
As honestly I don't remember him ever saying anything about them. Except maybe once, but it's a little hazy, it's from around the time I went down some roads I shouldn't have, so I've slowly been blocking out those memories, so it's hazy. My phone starts vibrating and starts playing In the End by Linkin Park, Itachi's ringtone on my phone. I answer it with a, "You rang?" our customary greeting.
"Yes, I also cannot believe you don't remember my brothers, Sasuke and Akito? You've met them before! For fucking Christ's sake!" he exclaims, he's not mad, as he never is at me, but just generally shocked.
"Calm, your balls Itachi, do they happen to look exactly alike with duck-butt emo hair?" I ask.
"Yes, well, Akito may have changed his, but Sasuke will only change his hair when hell freezes over and pigs fly through it, he's quite protective of it." He says laughing.
" . . I completely dumped a ton of fruit punch on Sasukes head this morning!"
"And you lived? Good job my friend!"
"Itachi I gotta go, I'm in shock now." I deadpan.
"No, what's wrong, if you don't tell me what my brother did to you I will be forced not to come visit as planned this weekend!"
"But Itachi, you'll laugh at me," I plead using my cutesy voice.
"Not unless it is completely and totally, utterly needed," he urges, "Also, the cutesy-puss-in-boots act only works on me when the face is added."
"Fine…..I may….ummm….have…a," I begin.
"Spit it out Gabby, you have a what? Hurry or I'm filling in the blank myself," he tells me, oh god he's going to say something like, Deidara and I have been doing stuff behind his back, and then threaten to kill me.
"I might have a crush on your brother, Sasuke," I say and then quietly add, "and I think he has one on me too."
I pull the phone away from my ear as Itachi's rich laughter comes pealing out. "You said you wouldn't laugh," I mumble pitifully.
"I said only if it wasn't completely and totally, utterly needed, and it was as my little brother has no emotion other than revenge and utter anger. He is an Uchiha after all, and a kick ass example of one for that matter," he continues laughing the whole time.
"Itachi, you know I love you but at the best of times you are a complete and utter dick."
"What, me?" he asks sarcastically, "I assure you that you cannot comprehend how deeply this cuts me."
"I'm hanging up on you now," I begin but am cut off.
"No, and anyway, would you like me to stay in your dorm or one of my brothers? I'm sure we can get it past Kakashi, he's quite liberal, and I'm completely gay, and you're like my sister, so that's a no-go as it'd be completely incest." Itachi says, I don't get how he didn't even have to stop for a moment to breathe.
"I don't care surprise me, I have no roommate anymore," I tell him.
"What was she scared of you and moved out?" he asks, being in my opinion a total dickhead.
"No you teme, I was told family problems, anyway, any food requirements? I'm off to do a bit of shopping they suck at stocking kitchens in dorms with delicious food," I grumble.
"Not really, anyway text me later so I know what Kakashi says."
"Ok, and for the record, you are not bringing Deidara; I'm not in the mood for the campus being blown up nor, whatever the hell you guys do on the weekend."
"Fine, you suck by the way."
"Okay, I'll live, but I gotta go for real this time, I'm at the store," I tell him.
"Fine, later," he mutters and hangs up. The guys like a brother, but can be completely annoying. Whatever, I walk into the store and grab a couple of things mainly produce and milk and things like that pay and walk out.
As I'm walking home I'm wondering why I didn't put two and two together and get that Akito and Sasuke were related to Itachi, as honestly Uchiha isn't a very common last name, well I didn't really put much thought into it, but who would?
Thank you, please read and review.