What's this? A bottle? As I observe it, I find it to have a label saying "DRINK ME". Should I drink it?
What's
I open the top and smell it. It smells like vodka! Mmm, vodka sounds good right now. I can't help but think of Big Brother. He loves vodka. Probably more than he loves me…
I take a deep breath in and mindlessly down the bottle. Huge mistake! This isn't vodka at all! I've already swallowed most of it, but what is left in my mouth is immediately coughed out.
My lungs feel like they're on fire. And not the good fire vodka brings. No, this floods my lungs and makes my head throb. My thoughts are then interrupted with me noticing the room getting…bigger?
In the middle of my coughing fit, I didn't notice the enlargement of the room, which is now even bigger! This can't be happening! Then, it crosses my mind that I'm shrinking.
My dress is getting loose along with my headband. All of the sudden I'm surrounded by fabric.
I fight my way through the fabric and my theory was conformed, I had shrunk.
This is a crazy dream. Usually my dreams were of Brother marrying me or of me stabbing Lithuania. But not this!
I look up and get dizzy at how high the ceiling is. But now I'm the same size as the tiny door I had opened earlier. That's right, the doors!
I run over to it and turn the knob. Locked. I hurry over to my clothes- oh yeah, I'm naked. I forgot.
I grab my huge headband and wrap it around my body. Ah, that should do it.
But anyways, I dig through the dress for the key. It's not there. It's where I had left it. It's on the damn table. Shit.
I'm too small to reach it. Before I can think of an idea, I see something on the ground. Cake? What the hell is cake going to do, and why do these things keep popping up out of nowhere?
"EAT ME" it says, just like the drink. "It's only a dream," I reassure myself as I take a bite.
Immediately, I grow about 5 feet. Now, my ribbon I had tied across my body is only covering my chest. I just hope no one is watching…
In a hurry to cover up my naked body, I grab the key and drink the rest of the potion. Адваротны! That stuff is disgusting!
It tastes like something Ukraine would cook. Ukraine… Russia… I wish I could wake from this odd dream and feel Brother's embrace…
My ribbon falls to the ground as I'm awakening from my thoughts. I re-wrap it around me and grab the key off the floor. I hope this works.
I walk to the door and gently put the key in the hole. I wonder what could be waiting for me on the other side of the door that took so much trouble to open .I anxiously but carefully turn the key until I hear a click.