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A Bucc6 Special: The MWF Royal Rumble

"Hhheeellllloooo, ladies and gentleman, tonight we have a great show! It looks like our GM is coming out right now! What is he gonna say?" said Jerry the Hedgehog.

"I don't know, but I hate that guy! Laoch is so full of himself…" mumbled Michael the Hedgehog.

Cult of Personality by Living Colour

Laoch the Hedgehog entered through the curtains. The crowd was going absolutely crazy. He played with the crowd a little bit, slapping high fives and numerous other things. He got to the center of the ring and sat down, a microphone in his hand.

"Hello, everyone."

The crowd exploded.

"Tonight, we got some good stuff going on tonight. So, without further ado, I'll introduce the contestant who drew number one!"

Cult of Personality by Living Colour

"Me!"

The crowd blew up once again.

"This is what I mean by full of himself. He's in the rumble?" said Michael.

"Yea, but he got the worst spot!" said Jerry.

"And I have no idea who drew second so come on out!" said Laoch.

Enter Sandman by Metallica

Mephilies the Dark emerged from the curtain.

"Ha! That's Mephilies!"

"Oh, crap. Laoch's in trouble!" replied Jerry.

Half way through his entrance another theme hit.

Click Click Boom by Saliva

"That's Laoch's best friend, Ryko! What a coincidence that he should draw number three!"

"Too much of a coincidence, if you ask me! Ryko probably stole that number!"

"He did not! Would you just shut up!" said Jerry.

Ryko and Mephilies stared each other down for a while with Laoch sitting their bored. He picked up the microphone.

"If you don't get down here in the next 30 seconds you're both DQ'd. Tick tock."

They ran to the ring. Ryko and Laoch both hit Mephilies with a double clothesline. They picked him up and Ryko lifted him up, dropping him on Laoch's knee.

"Laoch is using Ryko to further his own gains. This is ridiculous!"

"The number is counting down! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!"

Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses

"That's Sadie, Ryko's girlfriend! Remember, we don't have gender separation in this Rumble! Anybody is eligible no matter who they are!"

Sadie walked through the curtain, a pair of sunglasses on her face. She got a lot of whistles from the crowd. Sadie broke into a run and slid through the ring. Ryko attacked her without hesitation. She flipped right up, a smile on her face.

"I wouldn't wanna date that guy! Hey, the clock is counting down again! That was quick! 3! 2! !1!"

His World by Crush 40

The intro to Crush 40's version of the song played and when the main melody hit Sonic himself burst out of the curtain to ear deafening cheers.

"Hey, the clock is going down again! What a weird royal rumble we have tonight!

Highway to Hell by AC/DC

"Oh, crap! That's Hades!"

Ryko and Sadie were still battling while Laoch had Mephilies on the ropes. Mephilies shook him and hit him in the face, sending him tumbling down. He grabbed him and threw him over the ropes.

"The first elimination is the GM! Hades is in the ring!"

Hades hit Ryko with a clothesline and grabbed Sadie by the throat, lifting her up and nailing her with a chokeslam. Mephilies hit Sonic with a hard punch. Hades and Mephilies were the only two in the ring standing and they stared each other down.

"Woah, Hades and- the counter! 2! 1!

For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica

Anubis walked out and stood on the entry ramp, staring at both of them.

"Wow! This is awesome!" said Jerry.

Anubis ran to the ring and Mephilies tried to attack. Hades held him by the arms and Anubis kicked him in the stomach.

"Is the counter malfunctioning? 3! 2! 1!"

Won't Back Down by Eminem

"Again, gender doesn't matter!"

"Neither does royalty, as that is Sally Acorn!"

Sally stood on the entrance ramp, wearing wrestling boots and her vest had the Acorn coat of arms. She also got whistles. She walked down the entrance ramp, to see Mephilies and Hades fly over the top rope.

"Anubis is on fire! Well, Hades is, but you know what I mean."

"Shut up! Sally and Sadie are going at it but Sadie was damaged in that chokeslam!"

Sadie flipped Sally's legs and she hit the floor. She put one of her legs in the middle of both Sally's legs and crossed them. She flipped around and yanked them backward.

"The Sharpshooter! Sadie has a Sharpshooter locked in on the crown princess!"

Ryko kicked Sonic's leg, bringing him down to a knee. He grabbed his head and hit a DDT.

"A DDT! Sonic may be out cold! No, he's responding! He's getting up! The counter goes down again! 2! 1!"

Space Lord by Monster Magnet

"Antoine D'Coolette is in the house, and he doesn't exactly look friendly."

"Yea, he seems mad about something. I wonder what it was?"

Bunnie ran up to him and he pushed her away. She tried again and she pushed him away again.

Cult of Personality by Living Colour

Laoch came out of the curtain.

"Bunnie, you know that it's an automatic DQ if you come out before your turn. I'm sorry, we'll have to have your spot filled."

"That sucks. Antoine gets nailed with a clothesline! In the ring we have Sally, who broke out of Sadie's hold, Sadie, Ryko, Sonic, and Antoine! Never mind, Antoine flies over the top, we have four! The clock goes down once again!"

I Love Rock N' Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

"Sonia is here and we now have 6 people left to enter! Who's it gonna be?"

Sonia ran in the ring and started taking on Sadie. Sally joined in and they started double teaming her. Ryko was fighting Sonic and it didn't seem as if one got the upper hand on one another. Ryko jumped on the second rope an connected with a hard kick to Sonic's skull.

"And Ryko hits the Beautiful Disaster kick, and Sonia flies over the top rope, were down to our original contestants! The counter goes down again!

Break Down The Walls by Adam Morenoff

"Espio is here! He is not allowed to turn invisible but he can use his horn on authorization of Laoch."

Espio ran into the ring and immediately nailed a spinning kick on Ryko.

"Man, Ryko is getting pounded. Hey, the clock.

The Next Big Thing by Jim Johnston

The crowd went insane when they saw who was on the titantron.

"We didn't expect him today but he's about to kick some ass! It's Knuckles the Echidna!"

Knuckles stepped out, cracking his knuckles. The fans loved it. His eyes were determined. Everybody backed up except Ryko and Espio, who couldn't wait to get their hands on him. Sonic was satying with the females for some reason.

Knuckles entered the ring and grabbed Espio with his right hand. He brought him up for a chokeslam but instead on bringing him down on the mat he brought him down hard on his knee. The crowd cringed. He effortlessly tossed him over the top rope.

"Espio is gone! Ryko is trading blows with Knuckles!"

Ryko hit Knuckles with a White Russian Leg Sweep and he fell to the ground. Ryko got up on the top rope.

"Ryko's going for a shooting star press! Knuckles is in a perfect position!"

Ryko jumped, flipping in mid-air. Knuckles got up and absolutely annihilated him, swing upwards with tremendous force. Ryko flipped over twice before hitting the ground. The crowd gasped in horror.

"Oh my god! Ladies and gentleman, Ryko isn't moving."

The titantron cut to the back where everyone was staring at the screen. Medical personnel came to the scene. After a few minutes, they whispered something to the announcer.

"Ladies and gentleman, I've just been informed that Ryko cannot continue."

They were hauling him out on a stretcher. No thumbs up or waves. He was out cold.

"Well, the fighting has continued… Sadie just got thrown over the top by Sally in distraction, but she doesn't care, she's running to the back as fast as she can. That was terrible. The counter is going down again."

I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister

"Only Manic could have that theme song! Here he comes! Knuckles better watch out! Knuckles just hit Sally with a clothesline!"

Cult of Personality by Living Colour

Laoch appeared on the titantron.

"I just wanted everyone to know that the medical team has diagnosed Ryko with a severe concussion. He still isn't moving, but he'll be okay… in a week. For now, keep beating the crap outta each other."

"Manic gets tossed over the top and that leaves two contestants left! Who's it gonna be as the counter runs down once again!"

Live and Learn by Crush 40

"Tails! Is he even old enough to do this, Michael?"

"I don't know, but he isn't to be taken lightly! I interviewed him backstage and he says he's tired of being the little guy! I bet he has a whole lot in his arsenal!"

"Oh yea! Tails nails a kick right to Sonic's mid-section! He follows up with a DDT!"

Cult of Personality by Living Colour

"Ladies and gentleman, Ryko is now awake and wants to deliver a message live via satellite."

The crowd cheered.

The camera panned on Ryko.

"Knuckles." He said weakly. Knuckles gave a 'what?' gesture.

"You son of a % #$&"

The crowd cheered again.

"I can barely talk rignow, so don't be subrised if I mezzub my wors or forget them." he smiled.

"I just wanna say tha I'll be be-er in a week. And that I hope Knuckles gez his ass kicked."

The crowd cheered again; Knuckles smiled. The titantron disappeared.

"Well, that shows how bad of a condition he's in. Anyways, We have Knuckles, Sonic and Sally left in the ring. We have one more to go, number 15, but that must be Bunnie's number! Who would replace her? Sally gets tossed over the front rope and Sonic and Knuckles… hey! The counter! Who's the last one to enter?"

I Am…All of Me by Crush 40

The crowd went absolutely insane.

"Shadow? We didn't expect him to show up! It's Knuckles, Shadow and the Blue Blur!"

Sonic tried to launch a kick; Shadow caught it and slammed it down. He hit Sonic with his signature spinning kick and he fell to the floor. Shadow tossed him over the top.

"And our finalist are Shadow and Knux! Will it be the guardian of the Master Emerald or the Ultimate Lifeform?

Shadow hit Knuckles with a flurry of punches. Knuckles gave a flurry of his own until Shadow took Knuckles and lifted him up.

"He's going for the Ultimate finisher! I'm not kidding, that's what he calls it!"

Shadow dropped Knuckles and Knuckles land inbetween his legs, hitting the mat with a thud.

"He did it!"

Shadow effortlessly tossed Knuckles over the rope. The bell rang.

"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, he is the Ultimate Lifeform, Shhaaaddoooww, the Heeddgggeeehhoggg!"