Chapter 3 – I do not own YJ

Dick is 13

Wally decide to break the silence " UM so what now?"

Dick grinned, and spoke up "I was hoping you would ask, you see now that Dad gone we can do the List."

Instantly the rest of the Bat family grinned. The robot voice sounded "Incoming Red Arrow" Roy ran into the room, panting he looked around confusion showed on his face. "What's the problem?"

Conner looked at Roy "Problem?"

"Yeah, Dick texted me saying it there was a problem" Roy and the team turned to look at Nightwing.

"Oh that was just to get you here so that we can do… The List" Dick smiled.

"The list dudes what's that?" Wally looked interested.

"The List is a list of things that The Bat family must never do a second time." Tim spoke as I was typing on his phone.

Jason looked at the baby bird "Goldie do you think that this is a good idea, you do remember what happened last time right?"

Dick rolled his eyes "Yeah Jay I remember, but this will be so much fun." And with that he pulled a stack of paper out of nowhere and showed it to everyone in the room. "Alright let's do the first few."

List of things the Bat Family Must not repeat by Batman: part 1:2

1. Put Red Robin in a mental asylum, I'm looking at you Damian.

2. If you are going to do carolling at Christmas do it right.

3. Going 70 miles over the speed limit, with your head out the window screaming is not the correct way do it.

4. Jason if you borrow money, you MUST pay it back.

5. Ice-cream is supposed to be eaten out of a bowl or cone, not off a person clothes on or not.

6. NO wild parties

7. Unless you want to be stone broke never bet against Nightwing.

8. No betting on ANY countries mafia. That includes the American, Italian and gods forbid the Russian mafia.

9. No flashing police officers at red light.

10. This rule now includes in you boys or in costume or not.

11. NEVER gamble with Dick you will lose trust me.

12. Just because some of the villains in Gotham adopted Dick when he was younger does not mean that you can invite them over for dinner.

13. Never challenge Dick or Jason to a drinking contest you will lose whatever small bit of self-respect you have left. Green Arrow I mean you.

14. Damian no you cannot blow the West House, no matter that I would support but then Dick would be upset.

15. Tim never sing the "I'm fuzzy and cute" song around Damian he will kill you.

16. Jason stop smoking weed

" OK guy's that's the first sixteen let's get started." Dick grinned excitedly.