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A Bucc6 Special: MWF No Way Out
Break It Down (Instrumental) by The DX Band
"No flippin' way!" said Michael the Hedgehog as Ryko and Laoch made their way down to the ring in an army jeep.
"Are they gonna start doing crotch chops?" asked a laughing Jerry the Hedgehog.
They did.
They made it down to the ring and they both picked up a microphone.
"Boy, do we have a show for you tonight!" said Laoch. The crowd cheered.
"That's right! We have an ultimate lifeform battle!" said Ryko in the microphone.
"And our friend here gets another shot at a certain Echidna!" replied Laoch, and the crowd went wild.
"We also have a few other matches tonight, such as Sadie and Sally against Fiona Fox and Lien-Da! And not to mention Sonic vs.… a very special person! SO IF YOU AINT DOWN WITH THAT!" shouted Ryko, obviously having so much fun.
"THEN YOU CAN…" Laoch pointed his microphone to the crowd.
"SUCK IT!" they shouted back.
They walked back up the entrance ramp, obviously telling jokes to each other as one would burst out laughing randomly.
Backstage, 8:10 PM
The camera panned to Sadie and Sally and the crowd cheered. They were talking about something but their words were ineligible. Suddenly, two voices were heard behind them.
"Well, well, well…" Sally and Sadie turned around to see their opponents for tonight.
"Hello, Lien. Nice to see ya, Fiona." said Sadie.
"You too, girls! We were waiting to talk to you! We wanted to tell you how bad we were gonna beat you tonight!" sneered Lien.
"And we wanted to check on your heads." said Sally, a smirk on her face.
"What? That doesn't make any-" began Fiona, but she stopped as a chair flew over both of their heads. They clanked to the floor, and when the camera panned up it revealed the smiling faces of Laoch and Ryko.
"Thanks, guys."
"No problem. I'm your completely biased GM ready to help. And that's Ryko."
"Hey, I saw a certain somebody in the building today. Is she in a match?" asked Sadie, smiling. Laoch smiled back.
"No, She isn't. She'll just be watching."
"Well, Lien and Fiona are locked in for a promo spot next. Can't wait to hear what they say."
The Ring, 7:15 PM
You Can Look (But You Can't Touch) by Kim Sozzi and Jim Johnston
"Dear god, here they come." groaned Jerry.
"Hey, they aren't that evil! I think there nice."
"And now I think your stupid."
Fiona and Lien made their way down to the ring and they picked up microphones.
"We are scheduled to face annoying and more annoying tonight." said Fiona, smiling.
"Oh yes. And we're gonna beat them so bad they won't be able to get out of the ring. "said Lien.
"Yep. And that means that tonight-"
Click Click Boom by Saliva
Ryko came out and the fans roared. He made a motion to settle down and he began talking.
"You know, ladies, I don't exactly take it too well when somebody says they're gonna beat my girlfriend so bad that she won't be able to walk out of the ring." The crowd loved it.
"What are you doing here?" they both asked simultaneously.
"I'm here to tell you that you'll be down on the mat for 3 seconds at the end of the match. Why? I'll tell you.
"First off, do you two even like each other? I mean, really?" the crowd cheered.
"And second, are you sure, Lien, that Fiona won't , I don't know, TURN ON YOU?" the crowd was loving it; Fiona and Lien were fuming.
"And the third and final reason, which is the most likely reason is that Lien will be thinking about a certain somebody who's in the building tonight." Lien flushed.
"Oh, you've seen him? Surprising, we have him contained… as of now. Well, no matter. I'll be there when Sadie and Sally beat you two. Oh, and one more thing before I go…"
He grabbed Fiona by her collar and chucked her out of the ring, hitting the concrete with a thud. Lien tried to rush him, but he quickly kicked her in the knee and locked her head in his arms, bringing her to the center of the ring. The crowd cheered.
"What? Ryko's gonna hit Lien with the Russian Roulette? No, this isn't right!" exclaimed Michael the Hedgehog.
Ryko made a gun with his hand and pretended to spin the barrel of a revolver. He pointed it at his head and mock fired, nailing a DDT. The crowd went crazy.
"That has to be the most exciting move in MWF history!"
"He did a DDT with theatrics!"
"Awesome theatrics! Lien took the chance and she lost! Ha!"
"That shouldn't have happened! A girl?"
"A girl? He was in the rumble, the gender separation didn't affect him and it doesn't now! Stepping in the ring with Ryko is like playing Russian roulette! And you're likely to lose!"
"Well, I still don't think it's justified-"
Shot Down In Flames by AC/DC
Sadie and Sally came out with a referee to huge cheers.
"WHAT? NO! THEY JUST GOT ATTACKED!"
"Laoch for ya."
Sadie rushed to the ring and laid down on Lien, hoping to get the pin, but she kicked out.
"So close."
"This…this isn't…"
"Then go do something about it! Oh, wait… what happened at the Royal Rumble again?"
"Shut up."
"I don't think so. Hey, what's Sadie doing? She's coming over here!"
Sadie had Lien on the announce table.
"Hi Sadie!" said Jerry.
"You wish." she said back, smiling.
"You got served."
Sadie kicked Lien's knee, bringing her down on it, and she clutched her head between her arms.
"WHAT?"
"Ha ha! Someone's taking a chance!"
She went through the motions, ending with the fake suicide, and gave a DDT… through the table.
"HOLY #$%&" proclaimed Jerry.
"9…10! Sadie and Sally just lost the match, but do they care?"
"Sally!"
Sally picked up Fiona and held her over her shoulders. She dropped her on her knee hard and then elbowed her hard in the stomach.
"The Royal Renounce!"
Sadie and Sally left the ring, both their hands held high. A medical team came and took the beaten pair away.
The Next Big Thing by Jim Johnston
"Well, well, well! Ryko better get ready!" said Jerry.
"Coming to the ring, weighing in at 3 foot 7, 88 pounds, he is the guardian of the Master Emerald and the most badass echidna on the planet, Knnuucckllesss, the Ecchhhiiiiddnnnaaa!"
He smiled threw a few mock punches, obviously anxious to see his opponent.
Click Click Boom by Saliva
And here he is! Ryko!
"And his opponent, weighing in at 3 foot 5, 77 pounds, he is the Ass kicking Assassin, RRRRRyyyyyykkkooooo, the HHeeedddgggeehhhooogggg!
Ryko was having a lot of fun. He slapped high fives, played with the crowd, the basic stuff. When the bell rang, they were ready to kill each other.
We Are One by 12 Stones
"What the…hey! Is that…"
Scourge walked out with the whole entire suppression squad.
"What the hell? We were supposed to have an awesome match between the two, but… hey!"
Every one of them rushed to the ring and started pounding on them both. Knuckles was holding them back, but Ryko wasn't doing so well, getting lost in a sea of suppression. Knuckles tried to peel them off but couldn't.
Cult of Personality by Living Colour
"I knew he'd show up! And he's got back up!"
The whole roster showed up, driving the Squad out of the ring and to the back.
"Whoa, look at Ryko's face… ugh…"
It was covered in blood. He was pointing to his leg and shaking his head.
"I think his leg is busted."
"Talk about bad luck!"
"Yeah, he's going to the back now. Look at Knux! He;s helping him to the back, great sportsmanship!
"Ladies and gentalman, the opponent Sonic would have fought has been escorted out of the building and was deemed too dangerous. So without further ado, I give you weighing in at 3 foot 3, 78 pounds, LLLaaaooocchhh, the Heeddgggeehhhooggg!"
Cult of Personality by Living Colour
Laoch came out to massive cheers. He was wearing a superhero cape thing and ran down to the ring, sliding in as pyro went off. The cell lowered on him, leaving Laoch confused.
"And now, he is confirmed to be present, weighing in at 3 foot 3 77 pounds, he is the ultimate lifeform, SShhhaaaddooww, the Heedddgggeehhoooggg!"
I Am… All of Me by Crush 40
Red fog filled the entire stadium, nothing being visible. When it cleared, the hedgehog himself was on top of the cell. The crowd was flipping out. Laoch was surprised, even more when, all the sudden, the hedgehog appeared right in front of him. He stumbled back and embarrassingly fell on his butt, causing ear deafening cheers. They backed up to their corners and when the bell rang, they immediately started hitting each other.
"Back and forth they go! Here we go, Shadow against the corner, getting pounded by Laoch's punches!"
Laoch started slowing down drastically, and Shadow took advantage by hitting him even more rapidly before hitting him with and uppercut that floored him. He popped back up and looked at him. They circled each other before Laoch hit him with a clothesline. He took him to the top rope.
He was about to lift him up when Shadow resisted. He then superplexed him the opposite way, through the cell wall.
"HOLY CRAP!"
Laoch was half dead while Shadow climbed up the cell wall to the roaring of the crowd. When Laoch came to, he looked up and started climbing himself. When they got to the top, they started hitting each other again until Laoch hit a nasty kick. Shadow was groggy, and it was time for Laoch to take out his anger. He viciously kicked Shadow's knee.
"In tribute to Ryko! It's time to play Russian roulette!"
He went through the whole motion and when he was about to hit him with it, Shadow grabbed him, lifted him up, and dropped him in between his legs while falling down.
"The ultimate finisher! Wow! On the cell cage! Now he has to get him to the ring to pin him-"
The Game by Mötorhead
"Who's that? Is this the beast that couldn't be contained?"
"There he… no…no…it can't be…"
Standing on the ramp in a very eerie fashon was the one and only Dr. Finitevus.
"Did he come back unnoticed?"
"Someone had to have helped him-"
"I bet it was Lien! She's gonna get us all killed!"
He climbed the cell wall and picked up Laoch, carrying him to the edge of the cell. He promptly threw him off of it. When he went to get Shadow, however, he fought back, throwing a barrage of punches. He then hit him with the Ultimate Finisher and the force drove both of them through the cell wall. They both struggled up, and Shadow sealed his fate by kicking him hard in the temple, knocking him out, and teleporting him away using chaos control.
The crowd, thankful and awestruck, started cheering their hearts out, before looking at Laoch in a pool of blood and stopping in disgust. He obviously wasn't moving and, in a very unshadowlike gesture, Shadow was calling for a medical team and checking on him.
"Well, the pair didn't have to much luck tonight, I hope Laoch will be okay."
"We only had one match that was finished and that was intentional! Man, this sucks!"
"Oh well. What a show tonight! Two invaders came, one by complete surprise in the suppression squad, the other in the scary Dr. Finitevus."
"That has to be the scariest SOB in the history of the MWF. Man, does this suck. Hey, shade running out to check on him. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a 25 foot fall on his head he took. If he wasn't immortal, he'd likely be dead."
"Well, that's our show for tonight. See ya, ladies and gents."