Sorry for the delay, I had been busy with finals and then I travelled to Mexico City, so between family gatherings and that I haven't had time to update, hope you like this chapter :)
Kung Fu Fighting
"Who does she think she is? Bringing the nipple piercing argument in front of everybody!" Rachel yelled while pacing around her room "I was just looking after her and after our future" she sighed "Having her nipples pierced at such a young age would drastically affect the breast feeding of our babies in the future" she faced her best friend "Kurt, am I over reacting?"
Kurt lifted his face from the magazine he was reading "Did you say something?"
The brunette huffed and stomped her foot "You weren't listening to me!"
The boy sighed "Yes, I was"
"Really?" Rachel raised an eyebrow
"Yes, you said something about the nipple piercing, something I didn't want to know" he scrunched his nose "But I don't get the point of complaining about her, shouldn't you be crying over your break up?"
"What?" Rachel shrieked "We didn't break up, we just had a disagreement"
"A disagreement? You call that a disagreement?" Kurt scoffed "You sang Rent's Take Me or Leave Me all around the school with choreography and all!"
"What? We didn't do that!"
"Yes you did, in fact" he took Rachel's laptop and turned it on "I bet that by now there us one video of you on YouTube right now"
"That's impossible" the brunette scoffed "There was no way someone could film that"
"Well, you know how Jacob Ben Israel is always stalking you?" when he saw Rachel nod he continued "He started filming when you grabbed Quinn away from Jessica…"
So that's nameless girl's name Rachel thought I should pay her a visit sometime soon
"…you know how he is friends with the AV Club and that weird club (read: Video and Edition Lovers) so he gave them cameras and guided them all through the fight, I bet it looks like a music video" Kurt entered Rachel´s password (q&r4ever), and instantly opened YouTube, he scrolled down his favorite's and found Jacob's page (Don't judge him, he just wanted to be informed of everything that happened around McKinley) "Aha!" he clapped when he found the video that was uploaded mere seconds ago "Watch this"
When Kurt pressed play Rachel could not believe what her eyes saw, it looked like it was a performance instead of a fight! Now I feel like I'm living in a High School Musical, but I have to admit we look hot… hey wait a second Rachel squinted her eyes. Those girls are totally checking Quinn out! "That's so inappropriate" the brunette huffed "All of this is Quinn's fault, if she hadn't flirted with that girl, we wouldn't be in this situation"
"More than if you hadn't let the green monster inside you come out to play, none of this would have happened"
"That's not true"
"Yes it is! You get jealous of every person, animal or thing that comes near Quinn!"
"Liar, liar, pants on fire!" Rachel pointed at Kurt "I never get jealous"
"Right" he rolled his eyes "What happened the time were you made Brittany cry when she hugged Quinn?"
"She was trying to feel her up!"
"It was Quinn's birthday! And you know how Brittany hugs people on their birthday" he saw that Rachel was about to retaliate so he spoke up again "And the time you threw me a shoe for talking to Quinn?"
"You were making her blush and touching her!"
"I am gay Rachel"
"So? You know that Quinn could make everybody switch teams"
"Rachel, you overreact every time Quinn is with someone else that is not you!" the truth was that Kurt was trying to get a rise out of Rachel so she could admit the real reason behind this mess.
"That's not true. I just acknowledge what it's mine"
"That's being jealous and possessive. There was the time when Mr. Schuester complimented her voice, you flipped out and reported him to the School Board…"
"He was being inappropriate!" Rachel said but was ignored by Kurt
"…then when she sang a duet with Finn, you kicked him on his groin…"
"He was invading her personal space!"
"…and just because he was doing what the choreography said! So what's your excuse?"
"I'm afraid of her leaving me for someone better than me!" Rachel shouted with tears streaming down her face
And there it is! Kurt thought I was about to smack her on the face
"Rachel, come here" he opened his arms and waited for her to settle in between them "You are one of the most beautiful persons I have ever met, inside and out" he whispered softly "Quinn should be the one getting jealous when people come near you"
"But I'm nothing" the brunette said in between tears "I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world"
"Tell me you didn't quote a Journey song on me?"
"I didn't quote a Journey song on you?" And there it is ladies and gentleman, definitely a High School Musical
"Rachel" he sighed "I can't believe I'm saying this" he murmured "You're my best friend, and Quinn is perfect for you. She calms downs your craziness and stubbornness, she cares deeply about you, but most importantly she loves you"
"I guess you're right" Rachel managed a small smile while wiping her tears way "Now let's update my Facebook status!"
The brunette opened her Facebook page, and when she was about to post her status she saw something she wished she never saw.
Quinn Fabray is with Jessica Stuart, Martha Swan, Hilary Douglas and Rebecca McNally in 'Shake That Thing' Club
A picture of Quinn, her girlfriend,surrounded by four girls, two on each side, a redheaded (tagged as Hilary), a brunette (Martha), nameless girl (Jessica) and a Latina (Rebecca), who were touching her girlfriend inappropriately and Quinn looked like she was in cloud 9.
"I can't believe her!" Rachel hissed "Who does she think she is?"
"What's going on Rach?" Kurt said front the magazine he started reading again when Rachel went to update her status
"She's in a Club! And she is surrounded by women that are groping her everywhere!" the brunette said while moving her arms around and mumbling angrily something about stupid bitches…stealing Quinn…super jealous…not jealous…got to…do something…
Kurt eyed the computer and tensed at the image. How could Rachel not get jealous of them? Even if I'm gay I've to admit that those girls are really hot…Oh no. Kurt blushed when he looked down at his pants and saw bulge in there. This is not happening! I'm gay, repeat to yourself, I'm gay…I'm gay…I'm ga- He stopped his inner mantra when he realized that Rachel was no longer beside him, but she was trying to put one of her shoes on while talking to him about something What the heck! What's she saying?
"…so now I have to use my last resort! Don't wait for me!" And with that she just left the room.
"What the actual fuck?" Kurt murmured while trying not to focus on the bulge that was still present I'm in trouble…
Meanwhile in 'Shake That Thing' Club…
"…you're so awesome!" a redheaded shrieked while touching Quinn's arm "The video has more than a million views and it was posted mere minutes ago!"
"I don't know anything about the video Hilary…" Quinn said while blushing slightly
"It was posted by a JBI…" Rebecca said while reading the video description
Quinn frowned "That must be Jacob Ben Israel"
"Oh! He's my cousin!" Hilary added excitedly
"He is?" Quinn asked with curiosity "How come you don't go to McKinley?"
"Oh, my mom hates his dad and she doesn't want me to hang out with that kind of people"
"So how is this JBI?" the Latina asked "Is he hot?"
Hilary, Jessica and Quinn exchanged a look before bursting out in laughter
"What? Why are you laughing?" Rebecca said frustratingly
"He's ugly! Feo, hässlich" Jessica said in between laughs "He has this big glasses, and an afro…and AFRO!" she wiped a few tears that fell from her eyes "And he has pimples!"
"And he's a pervert" Quinn added
"And he's my cousin" Hilary scrunched her nose
"By the way" Rebecca said after taking a sip from her martini "Who is the brunette you're singing with?"
"Yeah Quinn" Martha said seductively while trailing her had up and down Quinn's thigh "She looks different"
"Oh…" the blonde sighed and smile "She's my…"
"LUCY QUINN FABRAY!" an angry voice yelled and Quinn's eyes widened
"…Rachel" the blonde finished with a small voice
Now, Rachel was in front of Quinn with hands on her hips and Quinn looked like a child caught stealing a cookie before lunch time
"Quinnie" Martha raised an eyebrow while her hand continued her movements on Quinn's leg "Who is this?"
"Oh! You're the other girl singing on the video" Rebecca said excitedly
"I love your voice!" Hilary added
Rachel didn't hear any of the compliments made by the other girls; she was just focused on Martha's hand on her girlfriend's leg
Rachel glared at Martha "Who do you think you are?" Running 'round leaving scars, co-…Stop! Rachel, focus.
"I'm..."
"Wait, don't answer that" Rachel looked the girl up and down "Mini skirt, tight clothes, high heels, and a lot of makeup on…" she trailed off "You must be the slut from the corner on Main Avenue!"
Martha was fuming and face Quinn "Aren't you going to tell her something?"
Before Quinn could answer, Rachel said sarcastically "Yes Quinnie, won't you say something?"
Quinn didn't answer; she was too shocked to respond. In one hand, Rachel insulted my friend and I should reprimand her, right? Quinn thought. But in the other hand, she's so hot when she is mad/ jealous
"She's my girlfriend!" Rachel's yell snapped Quinn out of her daze
"Well, she didn't seem to mind that I was touching her!" Martha shouted back
"Now you have proved me right, your name is Slut" Rachel smirked
"Bitch!" Martha stood up from her seat "You and I are having a smack down"
Rachel got in defense mode and that's when Quinn realized what was about to happen. She could stop the fight, but she couldn't deny that Rachel being this possessive turned her on and also there was the fact that Rachel new Karate, Tae Kwon Do, MMA, wrestling, Judo, and Kung Fu, Capoeira, Kick Boxing and Karate
"Hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah"
Quinn smirked when she saw Rachel's combat´s position. That's my Kung Fu girl
"Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting" Quinn started to sing
"Really Quinn?" Rachel hissed at her girlfriend "Kung Fu Fighting?"
"It fits, you were in your Kung Fu position" Quinn said while waving her hand in front of Rachel "And Martha" she faced Martha "I wouldn't mess with Rachel if I were you, she may seem small and all bark and no bite like a Chihuahua…"
"Quinn!"
"…but she knows all kinds of martial arts, and trust me when I tell you that those little hands…" she pointed at Rachel's hands
"Quinn!"
"…inflict great damage. I still have the scar to prove it" she unconsciously touched the almost faded scar that was above her left eyebrow "Anyways," she stood up from her seat and grabbed Rachel's hand "she is my girlfriend and you should leave her alone"
"But Quinnie…" Martha tried to convince Quinn "She's being a bitch to me"
"Yes, but you provoked her by hitting and flirting with me even though you knew I have a girlfriend…"
A chorus of oh's that came from the other three girls was heard
"…and I don't appreciate you calling her a bitch" with that she punched Martha on the face and stormed off the club with Rachel in tow.
"Wow…" Hilary said while looking at Martha, who was clutching her nose "That was really…"
"Amazing" Rebecca finished Hilary's sentence "Quinn looks so innocent but at the same time scary"
"That's what we call Scary Quinn" Jessica said while taking a sip of her drink
"And her girlfriend was really terrifying" Hilary added "She's so small but did you see her muscles?"
"Yes!" Rebecca exclaimed "If I was into girls I would definitely be with her"
"Fut op!" Martha exclaimed, hand still on her nose "Yu ca't bi sirius!"
Song is Kung Fu Fighting by Cee-Lo Green
I don't own Glee