Maya- hello again i have finally finished the next chappter and i hope you all enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it.

Zoro- and if you hated it then hate it as much as she made us suffer.

Sanji- I'm sure they'll love it.

Maya- shut up and let them read it... enjoy XD

Sanji Prov

"Ok you can see him." Said Chopper. Sanji was first out the door. As soon as he saw Chopper he felt a wave of relief wash over him. So he didn't kill Zoro. But that didn't explain what happened to him. He just out of nowhere passed out. So what could have happened? It just made no sense to him.

Before Sanji could run through the door a pair of arms lifted him up. "Hey what're you doing?!" he yelled looking over his shoulder to see Chopper in Heavy point.

"Sanji calm down." Said Chopper. "Listen to what I have to say first."

Sighing Sanji nodded and was placed down. "Ok what do you need to say?"

"Well, what you'll see may shock you." Chopper said they all nodded again. "The reason Zoro passed out was due to high body temperature from his cells changing to fit his new body form."

"Body form?" Asked Ussop.

"Well yes, I'm not sure how but it seems that Zoro is no longer really, himself." Said Chopper after a bit of a pause.

"Um Chopper-san I don't think I'm following." Said Brook the crew nodding their agreement.

"Oh just go see for yourself." Said Chopper stifling his angry tears from not knowing what exactly happened himself. "But don't freak out when you see him."

Taking a deep breath Sanji opened the door. What he saw confused him. Inside sitting on the bed were Nami and Robin. But then there was someone sitting with them. She wore one of Zoro's shirts which hang off her like a dress. She also wore a pair of Zoro's pants which looked like they would have fallen if not for a belt and hamaki that held them up.

"Hey Chopper where's Zoro?" Asked Sanji looking around the room for the green hair idiot.

"On the bed." Said Chopper making room for the rest of the crew to file in.

Sanji looked back to the bed but he still didn't see Zoro. "All I see are Nami-swan and Robin-chwan and a new lovely lady."

"Who you calling a lovely lady you jerk!" Yelled the girl in a high pitched voice.

"Oh I'm sorry Madame I should have asked your name." Said Sanji kneeling in front of her and grabbing her hand. Brining it to his lips he said. "What is the name of this gentle flower in front of me?"

Yanking her hand away she growled at him. "Roronoa Zoro, you shitty cook and who're you calling a gentle flower. I'll cut you into a million pieces."

Blinking Sanji stared up at the girl before him. Now that he looked the shirt the girl was wearing had the same blood stain on it that Zoro got when he knocked over Nami's ink one day. She had three earrings hanging on her left ear and short Green hair. She glared at him just like Zoro and she called him Shitty cook.

"Oh Zoro you look fine, why'd you faint then?" Asked Luffy.

"How dense can one be?" Asked Nami staring at the captain.

"I think Luffy is on a whole new scale." Said Ussop smacking Luffy upside his head.

"Ow, what was that for Ussop?" Asked Luffy rubbing his new forming lump.

"Can't you see Zoro's a girl now?!" Ussop yelled.

"What Zoro's a girl, I thought he was a boy." Yelled Luffy. "I was wrong all this time."

"Luffy bro is so dense it's sad, I'll now sing a song about it." Said Franky pulling out his guitar.

Tuning them all out Sanji stared up at the swordsman. Or should he say Swordswomen? How could this happen? He just couldn't believe that the girl in front of him was his strong rival. She didn't have muscles like Zoro. In fact she looked really weak. "What are you staring at Ero-cook."

'Yup that's Zoro.' Sanji thought scowling he reached a hand up and grabbed Zoro's boob.

At the entire room went quiet. Everyone was staring wide eyed at Sanji. Zoro eyes were the size of saucepans as his face turned a deep shade of red. All at once three set of hands slapped him across the face. He went flying to the side of the room from the force of it. Zoro, Nami and Robin all had their hands raised as they glared at Sanji.

"How could you, pervert!" Yelled Nami.

"Cook-san you should know better then to grab a lady there." Scolded Robin.

Zoro on the other hand blushed further, grabbed his swords and ran from the room. Robin and Nami following him. "Wait Zoro!" yelled Nami.

The boys were left in the room. Sanji still sat where he fell staring at his hand. "So what size?" Asked Franky.

Lower his head his pulled out a smoke and lit it. Drawing a deep breath he savored it before exhaling. Turning to look at Franky; Sanji said in a flat tone. "A cup."

Zoro Prov

Blushing like mad Zoro ran from the room and to the crows nest. What just happened? He should have beaten the crap out of Sanji. He should have left him bleeding on the floor begging for forgiveness. So why? Why did he run? Why was he sitting in the crows nest with Nami and Robin who were bad mouthing Sanji as his heart raced a mile a minute?

"You ok Zoro?" Asked Nami sitting beside him.

"Oh, yeah I'm fine. Just a little shaken." He said. "Can you leave me alone for a while?"

"Sure but if you need anything just call, us girls need to stick together." Said Nami patting Zoro on the back before leaving with Robin.

'Us girls.' Thought Zoro. Growling he grabbed his weights a starting lifting them.

Sanji Prov

Walking out onto the deck he saw Nami and Robin climbing down from the crows nest. When they saw him they ran over to him. "What on earth did you think you were doing?!" Yelled Nami.

"Trying to see if it was a lie." Sanji sighed.

"Well you hurt his feelings." Said Nami. "Now get up there and say sorry!"

Sighing Sanji made him way up to the crows nest. Opening the hatch he pulled himself up. Inside Zoro was lifting one of his smaller weights. "Hey Zoro listen I'm sorry for grabbing your boob."

Jumping at the sound of his voice Zoro dropped his weight on the floor and squeaked.

Blushing Zoro picked the weight up and replaced it. "Sh shut up pervert."

"Listen it was my fault and I shouldn't have done it and I won't again." Sanji said staring at Zoro's back. Seeing as he wouldn't turn to face him Sanji spoke again. "Here to make it up for you I'll make anything you want."

At this Zoro turned to face Sanji. "Anything?"

Sanji blushed at how cute Zoro seemed. 'Cute?' shaking his head he nodded. "Anything."

"Then I want hot dogs." Smiled Zoro.

"Coming right up." Said Sanji leaving for the kitchen. 'God, hot dogs for breakfast. If Zeff was here he'd kill me' Sanji chuckled to himself.

Zoro Prov

As he watched Sanji leave Zoro smirked. 'No one touches my boob and gets away with it' Zoro thought. 'I'll get you back.'

Maya- there it is done till next chapter XD

Zoro- i can't wait to see what i have planed for that pervert.

Maya- lol your just mad he said your an A cup.

Zoro- shut up and if anything i should be a B cup.

Sanji-... no your an A.

Zoro- i'll kill you.

Maya- sush you too, i hope to see you all agin in the next chapter.