Maya- Hello again. i got this chappter up eairler then i thought. guess this is what happens when you let me have soda before bed. i'll stay up till 2 am to write.

Zoro- no more soda before bed.

Maya- yes mother anyway i hope you all enjoy this chapter XD

Zoro- who're you calling mother!

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Zoro walked into the kitchen just in time to see Sanji place a pile of hot dogs on the middle of the table. Around them were some pancakes, bacon, eggs and toast. And to drink there was pitchers of orange juice, water milk and coffee. Sanji was standing at the sink washing some dishes.

"Oh looks good." Said Zoro sitting down in his seat and grabbing a hotdog.

"Good that's what I planned." Said Sanji turning around but what he saw had him turning back. Zoro sat at the table eating only the wiener while the bun was on the plate. The wiener was between his lips as he sucked the grease off it. Humming at the taste.

Taking a deep breath he turned back around. With the wiener still in his mouth Zoro was staring right at Sanji. "I'll be back, don't let Luffy in till I get back." Sanji said as he ran from the kitchen to the bathroom.

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Laughing Zoro finished off the wiener and ate the bun. His plan was going perfect. 'Ha if you think that's all I'm doing.'

"Hey Zoro."

Turning around Zoro watched as Nami walked in taking a seat next to him. "Oh hey."

"Can I ask why Sanji just ran out of here at full speed?" Asked Nami.

"You can." Said Zoro.

"Would you tell me?" Asked Nami.

"If you promise not to tell anyone else." Smirked Zoro.

"Don't leave me out of this." Said Robin walking in and sitting across from Zoro.

"Ok just don't speak a word of it." Said Zoro.

"Promise." Said Nami and Robin together leaning in to hear better.

"Well I was pretty pissed that Sanji, well groped me." Said Zoro as Nami and Robin nodded. "Well for payback I decided to drive Sanji up the wall using the body he took advantage of."

"Ohh ironic, I like it." Said Robin. "So what exactly do you have in plan?"

"Well I just seduced him with a hotdog but that's all I got." Said Zoro.

"Well here take a note from the pros." Said Nami. "But if were going to do this you need more feminine clothes."

"We'll get you something later Sanji's coming back." Said Robin.

All through breakfast Zoro did everything he could to be seductive. He unbuttoned the top buttons of his shirt and would lean over the table pretending to reach for something. Nami and Robin too joined in the fun.

"Hey Zoro!" Luffy called from the other end of the table. "When you grew boobs did you lose your dick?"

At this everyone yet again froze but this time all eyes were on Luffy. "Franky explained what happened you were boy and now girl right." Zoro nodded. "Then you must have lost your dick for boobs!"

"Luffy please don't ask me anymore questions." Blushed Zoro looking to his side he saw that Sanji was blushing even more so then he.

"What's with the men on this ship!" Nami yelled. "Are you all perverts or what!"

"Hey I take offence to that." Said Ussop. "I the great captain Ussop would never sick so low as to ask something like that In fact." Ussop then went into one of his rants that no one but Chopper listened to.

"Luffy if you ask a question like that again I'll feed you nothing but vegetables for a year." Said Sanji regaining his composure.

"But Sanji that's no fair you grabbed his boob earlier but I can't ask about his dick!" Luffy whined.

"Luffy shut up!" Yelled Sanji.

"Yes that's sexual harassment." Said Brook. "Please show Zoro-san more respect."

"At least one male respects females." Said Nami.

"Yes as a matter of fact Zoro." Said Brook standing from his seat and walking over to Zoro. Kneeling in front of Zoro Brook asked, "May I see your panties?"

"AS IF!" Yelled Sanji, Nami, Robin and Zoro.

"I'm leaving." Said Zoro standing up and walking out. Nami and Robin at his heels.

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Sighing Sanji sat back down. His mind was a complete mess. All through breakfast he couldn't keep his eyes off Zoro way more then usual. The way Zoro would stretch to reach for something, how cute he looked while blushing. What pissed him off more was that he had been hiding his erection since he grabbed Zoro's boob.

"Sanji I want to touch Zoro's boob too." Cried Luffy.

"No meat for a week and if you touch him like I did no meat period." Said Sanji.

"No Sanji sorry!" Cried Luffy. "I want meat."

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Zoro was dragged into Nami and Robin's room where he was sat on the bed. "Ok let us just forget about what Luffy said and get you fitted for phase two." Said Nami.

"Then don't bring it up." Grumbled Zoro.

"Fine, here try this on." Said Nami throwing a bra at Zoro. It was a frilly pink one with glitter on the cups.

"No." Said Zoro. "I'm not wearing a bra."

"Zoro if you don't put it on I'll force it on." Said Nami.

"NO!" Yelled Zoro.

"Zoro if you don't wear it your boobs will just hang, your back will get sore and you don't want to know what'll happen if your shirt gets wet." Said Robin placing a hand on Zoro's back.

"I know what'll happen!" Yelled Zoro.

"Good then put it on." Said robin.

"But why this one?" Asked Zoro.

"That's the only A cup we have, we'll have to get you more on the next island." Said Nami.

"Fine just turn around." Said Zoro. Once they weren't looking he pulled his shirt off and slid off his shirt. He then turned around to pick up the bra but fell over when the ship shook.

"Don't worry just Franky testing new weapons." Said Sanji running through the door to the girl's room. When he ran in though he froze. Nami and Robin were picking themselves off the floor. Well Zoro was sitting up on the bed he fell on. He turned to look at Sanji. The bra still in one of his hands while his shirt lay on the other side of the room.

Locking eyes with each other no one could tell who was blushing harder. Sanji for seeing Zoro shirtless and braless or Zoro for being seen shirtless and Braless.

Maya- ahahahahaha what a great way to end the chapter. Poor Zoro he never gets a break.

Zoro- that's because you don't give me one!

Sanji-Zoro boob. now i know how they feel and look like.

Zoro- SHUT UP YOU PERVERT!

Maya- lol i wonder what sense will happen next! we can still use smell and taste. XD wow i'm sleepy GOOD NIGHT and i hope you all enjoyed! 3

Zoro- THIS ISN"T OVER YET GET BACK HERE!

Maya- Oh Zoro's following me to bed ;) (i wish) lol jk see you all next hapter