I awoke to the to the feeling that some thing was not quit right. For one my bed was much more comfy. This how ever did not suprise me as much as the man with a overly long staff (and the fact he was only in his underwear). "I should probably tell you my name." he said. "Yeah that and why you are ONLY IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!" I yelled at him. He mumble somethig about a naked guy. I then rember I am in the nude. "Well you royal nakedness I have to tell you something. And that is? Welcome to your castle." he says with a folorish. And closte like something out a fantsy story apear on him. "My what? Your castle. You are now head of the gaurd owner of one of the best weapons in existance and the leader of the RED nation." And then I past out.

When I awoke for the secound time that day I notice some thing I had closte on. That was enough to make me wake up all the way. I opened my eyes my eyes to see a girl and the man from before. She was not prety in the normal sense as she had numorus scars all along her face and arms. There were also nasty burns on what I saw of her legs. When I stoped looking at (others would say I was inspecting her) I looked down to see what I was wearing It was a positivly red robe. She was wearing a set of positivly red armour it was very tight as indecated by by the fact it was like a secound skin. I then got up and said "You never did tell me your name." I said to the man who I figured to be a wizard of some type. "You may call me tim. Like the enchanter?" I asked. "No like my is Tim." The man named Tim said. "And this young lady right here will be your dragon. As in?" I asked more out of seeing if he was sane than any real reason. This time it was the woman to speak. "As in I am bound by duty to serve and protect you and act as you handmaiden. Oh... Is somthing wrong sire?" she asked as I realised that one this pretty woman was going to stay with me at all times. And two her armour was actully part of her skin and my body promptly decied now was a good time for a nap.

"I really need the sleep but not so bad that I need hurt my self." I said as I woke up. 'note to self tell other me to stop ending paragraphs like that.' I said as I looked at me. I looked around to see the armoured girl in actual closte. "You are up again my lord." she said with a look of joy. I got up because the entire time I've been in bed. "My lord where you going?" the woman asked. "I am going to see the rest of my castle. By the way who and what are you." She gives me a look that clearly says that I gave my foot free logding in my mouth. It is at this time I am awake enough and cared enough to reliase that she had a irish accent. I like that. "I am a dragon." I figured as much. "And I can retract my 'armor' into my body. With the intellegence you've displayed I am shocked you have not asked about my tail." With that she turns and I see her tail. 'I have a chance to test out something.' I thought to myself. I then follow her with a large smile on my face. I get real close to her still behind her. And start to pet her tail. "S-sir ple-please stop th-that I'm realy se-sensitive there." I continue after she finished I continue to stroke a couple more times and she frezes up. Turns out my theroy was correct and what she said about it being sensitive was a under statement.

"Lets just go" I think I upset her. "Sorry I just wanted to see if it my theroy was true. I didn't mean to upset you." It was true I didn't. She looks at me and says "I forgive you just ask next time you want to 'experiment' okay." I said okay and we went to the throne room.

I do not approve of the surprise orgasm technique. And most likely new chapter tomorrow.