Maya- ah yes that moment when your writers block unlocks it's chains and allows your imagenation to flow.

Zoro- What the hell are you on?

Maya- i'm just happy that i don't have writers block anymore

Zoro- you never had writers block you were just too lazy to write.

Maya- SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU! anyway i hope you all enjoy the newest chapter XD


Sanji Prov

Sanji looked around the jungle they were in. In most directions there were just trees, lumpy rocks, and veins. But to his right he could hear a waterfall. Smiling he motioned Zoro to follow him and made his way toward the sound. After a short walk they came to an opening. He was right about the waterfall. It was connected to a small stream that made its way into the trees. The ground near it was flat and colorful flowers littered the ground.

"Want lunch." Sanji asked over his shoulder. Seeing Zoro nod he got to work. Walking closer to the waterfall he laid down a blanket and pulled out the bentoes he made before they left.

"Do you remember where you last saw the fruit?" Zoro asked as he sat down across from Sanji.

"Yep, from here it should be about fifteen more minutes of walking until we reach it." Sanji said.

"How can you be so sure?"

"Because I was looking at this waterfall and thought it'd be great place to have a date." Sanji sighed smirking at the blush on Zoro's face.

"Who'd you have in mind?" Zoro asked as he hid his face behind his bentoe.

Smiling Sanji shook his head. "Not saying."

Sticking out his tongue at Sanji, Zoro finished off his lunch. "So which way?"

"It wouldn't kill you do eat your lunch instead of inhaling it." Sanji said.

Pouting Zoro sat back down. "Sorry I just really want to be male again."

"Do you really hate being a female so much?" Sanji asked.

"You would to if you felt Franky practically mind strip you." Zoro grumbled.

"What?!" Sanji choked out.

"Whenever I'm in a room with him I can feel his gaze, it is not a good feeling." Zoro said as he started to pull the grass out of the dirt to distract himself.

"That pervert!" Sanji yelled. "I'll kick his ass!"

"Coming from the guy who grabbed my boob." Zoro stated bringing a blush to both of their faces.

"Um yeah sorry bout that." Sanji said as he put away the empty bentoe cases and blanket. "Anyway you ready to go?"


Zoro Prov

Once again Zoro walked behind Sanji as he led him through the jungle. But just like Sanji said they found the tree with the fruit on it in fifteen minutes. Walking over to the lowest branch Zoro stretched as high as he could but he was unable to reach them. Frowning he looked behind him to see Sanji having the same problem. Turning back he tried to jump but it was still out of his reach.

"Hey Zoro come here." Sanji ordered.

"Don't order me around shit head." Zoro said as he walked over to Sanji.

"Shut up and get on my shoulders." Sanji said as he lowered himself to the ground into a kneeing position.

Blushing Zoro lifted his legs over Sanji shoulders and held onto Sanji's hair. "Ok ready." Zoro Said.

Taking a deep breath Sanji slowly stood up, careful not to lean to far one way and have them fall over. Hesitantly Zoro reached out a hand and grabbed hold of one of the fruits. "Got one." Zoro cheered as he began to pick more.


Sanji Prov

Sanji on the other hand was a deep shade of red. Once Zoro put a leg over his shoulder he realized just what was happening. 'Zoro's legs are around my head!' He practically screamed in his head. 'If I turn just a bit I'd get a full view of…' shaking his head he tried to focus on gathering the fruit but every time Zoro would lean forward his mind would just run back to his earlier thoughts while his blood either ran to his face or his crotch.

"I can't hold anymore." Zoro said looking down at Sanji.

"Ok hold on." Sanji said as he once again lowered himself onto his knees. Once there Zoro swung his leg back over Sanji and backed away so Sanji could get back up. Sighing with relief Sanji stood up and took some of the fruit from Zoro.

"Shall we make our way back to the ship?" Sanji Asked.

Nodding Zoro said. "Lead on."

As the made their way back to the ship Sanji was able to get his nerves under control and will away his forming erection. 'Thank god he didn't notice.' Sanji thought. 'How would I have explained it if he did?'

It wasn't that long until they were able to reach the ship again. "We're back!" Sanji called as he walked up the plank.

"Sanji did you find the fruit?" Chopper asked as he ran from the library followed by Robin.

"We did." Sanji smiled holding out one of the fruit to him.

"Great I'll go analyze it now." Chopper said excitedly as he ran to the infirmary.

"May I have one?" Asked Robin.

"Yes of course." Sanji said also handing her one.

Robin examined it closely before sighing. "Now that we know what it looks like it'll be easier to find but I wish we knew its name."

"I wish I never ate the damn thing." Said Zoro.

"Yeah sorry bout that it's my entire fault." Sanji said taking one of Zoro's hands in his. "I promise to take responsibility and get you back to normal."

Blushing Zoro turned his head away and mumbled. "You better."

Smiling Sanji bowed his head and kissed Zoro's hand. "I swear it on this kiss." With that said Sanji grabbed the rest of the fruit and went to give them to Chopper.


Zoro Prov

"Oh my." Robin laughed. "With your hair green and your face red, you look like Christmas."

"Shut up!" Zoro bit out before running to the weight room. Once there he picked up the biggest weight he could find. 'That damn cooks playing with my heart.' Zoro thought as he lifted the weight and started counting. 'It's all his fault that I'm like this, he forced that fruit on me, he grabbed my boob, looked at me changing.' Zoro frowned at these. 'It's his fault for worrying for me, caring for me, helping me.' As these thoughts ran through his head he dropped his weights. "It's all his fault for making me love him." Zoro cried the last part out as he felt warm tears fall. "I love him?"


Robin Prov

Outside the Door Luffy and Robin smiled at each other. "Took him long enough." Luffy laughed.

"Yes and all it took was for Zoro to change his gender by eating a fruit." Robin said.

"And a bit of us pushing them." Luffy added.

"Yes of course, you did a wonderful job captain." Robin smiled.

"Just keep your promise of having Sanji give me more meat!" Luffy cheered as he ran off to play.

"Yes of course." Robin sighed before following after him.


Zoro- why am i such a wimp?!

Maya- because i said so!

Sanji- you had it coming fighting with her in the beginning.

Zoro- So she is makeing me so wimpy.

Maya- no i just think your cuter as a wimp XD

Zoro- ... I hate you

Maya- LOVE YOU ALL XD i hope everyone ebjoyed this chapter and i'll see you all in the next one