A/N You guys are all awesome. I love every single one of you for giving me amazing reviews. I am so sorry this took so long to put up, but stupid teachers think it's okay to give out five projects each when you only have 3 weeks of school left. Anyway, school is out next Friday so I'll probably have a lot more time to write. =) For now, enjoy this next chapter and let me know what you think! Also, I wanna come up with an actual name for the story so if any of you have any ideas, let me know.
I don't own any of Starkid's productions. =(
Draco's POV
Draco was in love. He decided it had to be love. What else would give you the feeling every time you look at someone that you have butterflies in your tummy? He had felt this way with Hermione, but it wasn't the same. On a scale of one to ten, with one being the ugliest and ten being pretty, Hermione got an 8... 8.5. Or a 9... Not over a 9.8. And Draco had to hold out for a ten. Because I'm worth it, he thought. The pretty Mexican girl was a ten. He didn't even know her name yet, nor had he talked to her, but he already knew it.
He was sure they must have said her name at some point during their time in that room on the rocketship – they probably said a lot of things he should have been paying attention to, but he couldn't pay attention. He was too busy reveling in the beauty of this new girl. At one point, he had tried to get closer to her so he could pretend to yawn and put his arm around her, but she walked away too quickly. She had to go yell at that man who was crying.
Draco decided that the two of them must have a lot in common. They were about the same height. Maybe one of her parents was a house elf too! Maybe she wore diapers like he did. Draco had seen some pretty mean and angry looks cross her face while they were standing in that room, so maybe she would be a Slytherin if she ever went to Hogwarts. The only problem was that Draco assumed all these things. He had never talked to the girl before. He didn't even realize she was a muggle, but Draco didn't care how much he knew about her. He was already imagining what their children would look like when he ran into her in the hallway.
He was disappointed when she muttered a rushed "Hold on." and hurried back to find that man with the crying problem. Draco was beginning to dislike that man.
The Mexican girl sang an entire song to the crying man (who managed to stop crying long enough to sing along). She was actually a really good singer. Another thing we have in common, Draco thought dreamily.
Once the song was over, the crew of the Starship came running out of the room, past Draco. He, of course, followed them back to where the others were waiting. The crying man led everyone away from the ship. They walked along the surface of the planet for a while. As they were walking, Draco made sure to stand next to the pretty girl. He got annoyed, though, because she always stood next to the crying man and talked to him the whole time.
Taz's POV
After walking for a while, Up stopped walking suddenly and turned around.
"Dead God dammit, I've just realized. I don't know your names. Why don't we all stand in a circle? We can go around the circle and each say our name and something about ourselves." Taz stopped walking as well and turned to him with a look of disbelief on her face. When she looked at everyone else, the only other person who seemed to think it was a stupid idea was the blond boy. He was at Up in annoyance.
Everyone started getting in circle while Taz stayed off to the side. The blond boy also remained where he was when everyone had stopped walking, which for some reason was right next to Taz.
However, when Up turned around and waved Taz over, she couldn't help but go. Does dat make me soft? Taz asked herself. She had gotten used to the Commander being an attractive man and the funny feelings she always got around him, but she couldn't allow herself to go soft because of those feelings. She didn't want to make everyone think that she would do anything Up asked, simply because it was him who asked. She decided she would have to be more careful. Next time he wanted her to do something, she would have to remember to decline.
Somehow, though, she ended up in Up's estupido circle between him and the blond boy.
"Okay, I'll start," Up began. "I'm Commander Up and I still sleep with my teddy bear." Up looked proud of himself for sharing something so personal. Taz looked at him in disgust. Where is de real Up? Taz wondered. Before his injury, Up would never have admitted that to Taz, his mejor amiga. Yet now, here he was, telling his entire crew, plus some strangers, this embarrassing information.
Taz was too shocked to realize she was supposed to go after Up. He elbowed her, signaling that she was supposed to say something.
"My name is Taz," she began reluctantly. "And if jou are not scared of me yet, jou are very estupido." She finished her "fact about herself" and clenched her zapper tighter in her hands menacingly.
"I'm not scared of you sir!" Tootsie called out. Taz didn't respond, as she thought that illustrated her point perfectly.
Next, it was the blond boy's turn. "I am Draco Malfoy. I would just like to point out that I own a rocketship. Also, Granger," The bushy haired girl looked up at that. "I am sorry, but you are going to have to settle for Weasley. I have moved on." All the newcomers looked confused at this statement. It sounded to Taz like Draco was breaking up with this girl. However, from the look on her face, she didn't seem to know they were together. It was very strange.
After Draco was done, the tall boy next to him screamed, "Goyle rules!" They all waited for a fact about him, but he didn't continue. So the next boy went.
"I'm Crabbe. I hate nerds and-" he seemed to cut himself off after that. Taz thought he was going to continue, but with a glance at Specs, he stayed quiet.
Krayonder's turn was next. After he introduced himself, he exclaimed, "Specs is my…" he paused for a second "best friend." He put an arm around her shoulders and glared at Crabbe. he must have noticed that look as well. But Taz hadn't realized that Specs and Krayonder were so close. Apparently she didn't either, since she gave him a questioning look before beginning her turn.
"My name is Specs." After that, Specs rambled on about how smart she was for about five minutes, but Taz didn't pay attention. She thought it was all incredibly boring.
"I am Megagirl." When the robot said her name, she said it in an incredibly girly voice and struck a pose. "Please state a command for me to service you."
Tootsie was looking at Megagirl in amazement for a moment before telling us about him. "My name is Tootsie Noodles." At this point, Draco whispered to Taz, "What the bloody hell kind of name is that?" Jou know dis kid might not be so bad, Taz thought to herself. After laughing quietly at Draco's confusion, Taz focused back on the group. Tootsie was just finishing his farm planet speech.
The next person to begin speaking was the bushy haired girl. "My name is Hermione Granger. I'm the smartest person that I've ever met and I'm also the coolest girl in the whole wide wo-"
"Oh my god, Hermione shut up!" the red haired boy next to her shouted. Taz kind of felt bad for the poor girl. "My name is Ron Weasley," he continued. "I love Redvines." As he said the last word, he held up a pack of the candy he was eating and looked towards a space where no one was standing. Dese people are weird, Taz thought.
Next, it was the curly haired boy's turn. "I'm Harry Potter, as I'm sure you all know." When he said that, Taz wondered how she could possibly know who this boy is. "I'm the Boy Who Lived and I'm awesome."
Standing next to him was a red haired girl who was looking at him in a similar way to how Tootsie looked at Megagirl. "I'm Ginny Weasley and um… wowee Harry Potter. I'm standing next to Harry Potter. Wowee."
At this point, Ron began yelling at Ginny too. "Stupid sister," he said as he clapped his hands together near her head. "Don't crowd the famous friend." Then, he put his arm around Harry.
When it was clear these people were done talking, Up said, "Alright, now that we're all acquainted with each other, we can get started with our mission."
A/N By the way, who went to Apocalyptour? I'm going tomorrow and I'm soooo excited!
