Darkvizardking: Well folks it's that time again. Last time we saw a asskicking, an invasion, a few secrets being revealed, and more surprises yet still in store. What are these surprises? Well read and you might find out!

Chapter 4: Hunt for a sannin! She's WHAT!?

(two weeks later-Namikaze compound)

The bright rays of the sun crept their way into the window, soon reaching Naruto's eyes. As he opened them he felt a bit of weight on him. He looked down to see spots of red and black in his still blurry vision. He lightly shook his head to clear his vision, and saw Karin and Kin still asleep with peaceful expressions on their faces. He also noticed the slight blush on their face, making him think, 'I know those two are having naughty dreams about me.'

Finding it easy to merely make a seal-less clone, he switched places with it to get out of bed. Seeing the clone grin, he shook his head as he went to the bathroom. He opened the door, and to his surprise, see Tayuya already stepping out of the shower, her body still nude and her wet hair draping over her front like a pair of drapes, helping to hide her modesty. She merely stood there shocked, a blush on her face matching her hair. Before, in Naruto's mind, she could scream 'PERVERT!', Naruto covered his eyes and was out in the hallway, Jackie laughing up a storm. 'Yeah yeah, laugh it up in there.'

Jackie chuckled as he said, "Take it easy kid. Be lucky she didn't throw something heavy at ya. I should know, Jenny and I,' He stopped, and Naruto knew why.

'Jackie, you still feeling okay?' Despite the fact that Jackie was the Kyuubi-no-kitsune, he was still human in a way.

Jackie smiled a little and said, "I'm alright, besides kid, don't you have a sexy redhead to deal with? I swear you're just like your old man." Naruto blushed, but he knew the Don-turned demon was right. In fact, he heard someone clearing their voice, and looked up, and nearly wished he hadn't.

Tayuya, now in a bathrobe, still had her hair wet, but wrapped up in a towel, what would fit anyway. She merely grabbed Naruto by the hand, and took him to her room.

Tossing him to her bed, she closed the door and said, "I really should say something to Kin about that, but you looked like I was about to hit you. Normally that's normal for me, but you looked scared out of your mind. That's not what I saw in the invasion, not the one who fought and nearly killed Orochimaru, that's not the guy Kin told me about. So what gives?"

She saw that Naruto wasn't looking at her, and then noticed that her robe was a little, short. It was dangerously close to exposing too much below the waist, and she mentally cursed Karin for even giving it to her. She then grabbed both of Naruto's cheeks and turned his face so he was looking into her eyes, and she simply said, "Talk, now."

Naruto gulped, and started to tell her about his old crush with Sakura, and she'd pound his skull in with even the slightest action. If he acted nice, punch to the head. If he said anything even remotely flattering, punch to the head. It was even worse if she thought he was being perverted in any way. Not to mention he saw many women in the village detested any guy carrying a certain orange book. This made him hate perverts, and even the creation of the Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy jutsu), a way to punish perverts and even expose those who try to hide that they were.

Neither knew that Karin and Kin were listening in at the door, both nearly seething in rage. Kin for his treatment over all by the pink haired banshee, and Karin for a VERY specific reason. 'That BITCH! He's lucky all those hits didn't give him BRAIN DAMAGE! Uzumaki healing and Kyuubi certainly helped, but those seals on him just made it worse! She better not come near me, or I'll tear her sorry ass to pieces!' Kin then blushed as they both heard something from behind the door.

Tayuya was sharing their thoughts, 'THAT STUPID BITCH! The way he says it, she sounds like a Tsundere, but my god, shes the worst kind! If I see her i'll let my Doki smash her skull! Let's see how she likes it!' But she then said, "So that's why you were scared huh? You thought i'd hate you because of that?" Naruto slowly nodded his head, and to his surprise, she gently pushed him onto her bed, her on top of him.

Tayuya stroked his hair and said, "Guess it doesn't help that my hair is like her's huh? Pink is close to red if you think about it. It's even a shade." He then blushed as she kissed his cheek and said, "Normally i'd curse you out, calling you a 'chicken-shit moron' or something. But not now. Don't tell anyone I said this, but,' She gently held his hand, and to his surprise held his hand against her breast. 'It's alright to be perverted with someone you care about. It's people that would grope a woman in public, or even just think of a woman as a sex object that you want to avoid being." She leaned in close, and for a moment, looked into his eyes. She could see everything, you didn't need a Doujutsu like the Rinne'gan. She then thought, 'He's been in pain, for a long time. He's only just begun to heal, no doubt thanks to Kin-chan and Karin. But it's still a long way to go.'

Naruto kept a large blush on his face the entire time, and he couldn't help but stare into her eyes. He didn't know what brought this out of the normally vulgar and outspoken young woman. The last two weeks he noticed her giving him looks. Ones that reminded him of someone, but he wasn't concentrating. He blushed even harder when he noticed how close the two of them were. It caused a 'reaction' downstairs, and he quickly grew afraid. Tayuya noticed and said, "Oh, feeling a little 'stiff' for little old me huh?" Naruto barely breathed a word, but was surprised when she blushed and said, "You're, pressing against me.

Naruto looked down and saw that their 'hips' were touching, cloth barely acting as a barrier. He heard her whisper, "Do, do you find me attractive?" Her blush made her hair seem pale in comparison, and not trusting his words, he nodded. Tayuya whispered, "I know how Kin-chan and Karin feel about you, and how you feel about them. I don't want to ruin it, or even get in the way."

Naruto cupped her cheek and said, "Tayuya-chan?" This caused her to blush even more, and she pressed herself against him even more, the cloth of their underwear being the only thing from it counting as sex. Naruto then said, "You have such beautiful red hair, I have no doubt that any man would be lucky to have you."

Naruto then heard her whisper, "No, i'm just a foul-mouthed tomboy. No one even looks at me like a woman." Naruto saw her eyes nearly tearing up. He then did the most impulsive thing he could think of. He kissed her. Tayuya's eyes grew wide and Naruto thought she was about to slap him so he gently pulled away. He then heard her whisper something, but he couldn't hear her. He softly asked, "What did you say?"

Tayuya repeated herself, saying, "Don't pussy out on me." She then grabbed his head and gave him a fierce kiss, causing his, Karin's, and Kin's eyes to widen.

Karin looked at Kin and asked, "Did you know if she had a thing for him?" Kin merely shook her head. Tayuya and her may be close friends, but even she didn't know everything about her. They turned back and saw Tayuya slightly parting her robe, and Karin nearly threw the door open, only for a clawed hand to grab her wrist.

The two of them looked down and saw it was Jakko, who shook his head and said, "Let the boss and the lass have their alone time. They both need it. More then you can even imagine." Kin and Karin looked at the Darkling, giving him a glare that would melt him if possible.

(Lemon warning- You know the rules, don't like, don't read.)

Naruto felt himself being pressed against the bed as Tayuya slowly undid her robe, her blush growing in size as she did so. Naruto felt his own grow as he saw her bare stomach once again. She slowly took his hand in his and guided it to her waist, as she whispered, "Please, help me feel like a woman, even if it's just once." Naruto merely nodded as he kissed her again, but this time, they both could feel something. For Naruto, he could feel lust, fear, and most surprising of all, love. Tayuya, she felt, warm.

Naruto felt her hands rub his body, so he mirrored her by having his hands run across her skin slowly as they kissed. Before long the two lovers parted for air, and Tayuya whispered, "Naruto, I, I want you, n-now." Naruto blushed, knowing what she meant in the only time he saw inside the books his 'sensei' read.

He felt her pin him to the bed and slowly take off his boxers, before taking off her panties, leaving them in the nude. Naruto looked up and saw her blushing, but almost scared. He cupped her cheek and asked, "What's wrong?" Tayuya looked at him with lust, and he felt her grind her pussy against his cock slowly, and she slowly whispers, "I, I want you so much, but, it's, m-my,' Naruto smiled and gently placed a finger on her lips, and said, "It's okay, let's just take it slow, ok?" Tayuya nodded as she slowly picked up her hips, before gently lowering herself onto his cock, her face showing twinges of pain the farther she went.

She felt a twinge that was harsher then the rest, making her concentration slip, and thus leading to her impaling herself on his cock, her back arched as her mouth was open in a silent scream, her eyes wide open. Naruto felt a liquid trickle down his thighs, and when he looked, he saw it was blood. He gently kissed her as he asked, "Are you hurt Tayuya-chan?" Tayuya merely nodded, but said, "G-give me a s-sec, a girl's first time always hurts."

Tayuya kissed him as soon as the pain faded and whispered, "Give me a good fucking you god damn stud." Naruto kissed back as he started to move his hips in time with her own, making the redhead slowly moan in pleasure. As their pace grew, naruto heard more of the foul-mouth Tayuya wa sknown to be, "Oh yes, right there, right fucking there! Give it to me! Give me a fucking pounding!"

Naruto, hearing her moans, gave her what she asked for, his hips moving faster so his cock could drill into her pussy, reaching places that made her scream with pleasure. Tayuya felt her back arch as she came, her inner walls tightening around her lover's cock, coating it in her juices, that bringing him over the edge, making him cum as well. Tayuya slowly panted, but she could still feel Naruto, hard inside her. The lovers looked into each others eyes, a content smile on both their faces as they cuddled, feeling the afterglow.

(Lemon end)

Karin and Kin were sitting in the living room, but still heard it all, and they barely stopped themselves from rubbing their legs together just from hearing it. They both shared the same thought, 'Lucky bitch.'

There was a knock on the door, and Karin, making sure she wasn't looking like she had bed-head, went to the door and opened it. To her surprise Jiraiya was the one who knocked, and he asked, "Ah, you must be Karin right? Is Naruto awake yet? He and I have a mission." Karin nodded but blushed, which Jiraiya caught. He had a lecherous grin as he said, "Oh ho? I'm guessing you two already have-" He was cut off as Karin punched him in the gut, making the Sannin fall over.

One of the darklings hid in the shadows while this happened and went to notify Naruto that he had a guest. Naruto, hearing the message looked to Tayuya and kissed her softly, making her smile. "Seems we have to get up, huh?" Naruto nodded and the duo got dressed. Naruto still forgoing a shirt in the possibility of needing his Asura path. Tayuya, rather then her old Oto uniform, wore a black kimono much like Karin and Kin, but with her flute at her belt. And to replace her old hat, she now wore a smaller hat that resembled a bird's head.

After taking a look at Uzumaki seals, Naruto was able to have the instrument double as a chakra saber. This paired with a wakizashi gave Tayuya the ability to use her genjutsu as well as a duel-wielding kenjutsu stance, something she was still trying to create. As the duo reached the living room, Jiraiya let a perverted look cross his face before he quickly turned serious.

Naruto gave his 'godfather' a cold glare, making the Sannin shrink back a little. Naruto merely growled out, "Why are you here Jiraiya? Has your sensei sent you here to arrest me?" Jiraiya cringed as he knew that was coming.

Taking a deep breath, he said, "No Naruto, i'm not here to arrest you, despite the council REALLY wanting me too. They want me to slap inhibitor seals on you so they can take Kyuubi from you. Or at the very least, seal that power of yours away."

Naruto merely cringed as the Darkness made itself known, shouting, "No sEaL WiLl HoLD BaCk MY PowEr! I WiLl CrUsH AnY WhO TRY!" He had to hold himself up, as it felt like a bunch hammers struck him at once. Jiraiya looked at him worried, but Naruto asked, "So, we have a mission?"

Jiraiya nodded and said, "Yeah, we do. Seeing as Sarutobi has been officially ousted as Hokage, thanks to what you did the day of the invasion, and made him confess. But now we have no Hokage, which leads us to our mission. You and I are going to be going to look for the next Hokage."

Karin raised an eyebrow as she asked, "And who is that exactly?" Jiraiya couldn't help but smirk as he said proudly, "My last teammate and last of the Senju clan, Tsunade."

Naruto scoffed and said, "Fine then, if I have to chase the one woman who doesn't like being found all over Hi no Kuni, I have a condition."

Jiraiya groaned and asked, "And what exactly is this condition?" It was Naruto's turn to smirk as he said, "As back-up for this mission, I request the permission to bring Tayuya, formerly of Oto, Karin Uzumaki, and Kin Tsuchi, as well as Jonin Anko Miterashi."

Jiraiya slapped his forehead as he said, "Why did I just know you'd say that? Let me guess, cant leave home without your girlfriends, but why Anko?"

Naruto sent a slight glare as he said, "You know exactly why. My 'team' is a bunch of jackasses with their heads so far up their asses it's disgusting. I already made the offer to Anko for me, Kin, and Karin to be a team with her as the sensei." He saw Tayuya look a little down, but he wrapped a arm around her as he said, "And i'm sure she wouldn't mind Tayuya joining us as well." This caused the redhead to snuggle against him, making Jiraiya smile.

Jiraiya then chuckled and said, "I'm aware of that kid. She came by the Hokage Office to put the papers in for the team formation. With a little rearranging from yours truly, I made it happen. Now then, would the newly formed Team Miterashi formerly escort Jiraiya of the Sannin in his mission to locate and retrieve Tsunade Senju as part of an S-rank mission?" He the reached into his robes, and pulled out a scroll. It was embroidered with the mark of an S-ran mission.

Naruto felt his eye twitch as he asked, "You planned this out ahead of time, didn't you you old pervert?" Jiraiya merely smirked.

(Konoha- Dango Bar)

Anko was busying herself enjoying her favorite food to pass the time for her team's first mission. The mere thought of 'her team' made her feel happy, even if a few of the patrons looked at her with disdain. She even heard what some of the women were saying about her.

'She still dresses like that, I bet she's a hooker on the side.'

'I heard she's got a thing for the demon boy.

'I heard she stormed into the Hokage's office demanding a team. Who does she think she is?'

Anko nearly gave into an impulse to pierce the bitches' brains with a Dango stick, but she blushed as she remembered that she did barge into the Hokage's office. She was surprised to hear her request for a team be granted, but she wasn't going to complain. After checking the time she paid the bill for her food and walked out, but not before scaring the ladies in the store by having a dango stick 'accidentally' pass their clothes in a way that revealed their breasts, making them have to cover themselves. Sometimes it paid to be her.

(Konoha Gate- an Hour later)

Naruto noticed Anko coming toward gate, causing him to smile. Karin smiled as well, and hugged him, as did Tayuya and Kin. The five of them had a celebratory hug, though they did no go unnoticed. Many of the villagers started to whisper about them, something that Naruto had a Rinne'gan-enhanced glare sent their way, making them scatter. Though they then had a more, unpleasant setback.

"NARUTO-BAKA! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET US FOR TRAINING!" Naruto and the others looked in the direction of the voice and groaned.

Sakura, in all her bitchy glory, was with Kakashi and Sasuke as usual. The mere sight of her made Kin, Karin, and Tayuya reach for their weapons, but Naruto gently placed his hands on their shoulders as he glared at the pinkette. He then said, "And who do you think you are? Trying to tell me what to do? How about you go back to your little fantasy world, where you can keep sucking on Sasuke non-existent dick!"

Sakura seethed and said. "Screw you BAKA! How about you go off and play with your little whores you FREAK!" Kakashi merely kept his nose in his book, and Sasuke kept sending glares Naruto's way. Naruto on the other hand had to use Asura path to keep the others from killing the pinkette.

"You know you got a big mouth for someone who's supposed to be a ninja. What has this generation coming to? Hell Tsunade never was this much of a headache." Everyone looked at the source of the voice to see Jiraiya, who had a disgusted look on his face as he said, "Kakashi, can't you keep your team on a leash? Or in her case, a damn muzzle? I don't appreciate someone badmouthing my godson or his girls."

Kakashi merely ignored the sannin, making the man nearly lose his cool. Though the lazy nin took the time to say, "I would if Naruto didn't keep picking fights. And where are you off to with my student Lord Jiraiya?"

Jiraiya turned to walk away and said, "I'm taking MY student on a mission to find Tsunade, so she can come back here and whip this place into shape. I've been taking stock around here while my spies have been looking for her, and to be honest, she's needed here more then ever." This made Kakashi look at him as if he were and idiot.

He then said, "But Lord Jiraiya, last I checked, Naruto was my student, surely you know that?"

Jiraiya nearly snapped and said, "And what exactly have you done Kakashi? Huh? I'll tell you, SHIT! You have done absolute SHIT! You let your team degenerate by trying to get them to work together when they clearly can't, you focus on training one student when you had three!. You have been so neglectful it's no surprise that Naruto asked to be taken off the team. As of right now. Naruto Namikaze is no longer part of Team 7. He has been transferred to Team Miterashi, or Team 13, with me acting as secondary sensei to Anko Miterashi."

Sakura then said, "But you can't do that! There is no such thing as a one genin team!"

Jiraiya and Naruto smirked, as Jiraiya said, "Oh but he's not on it alone. With him are Tayuya, newly instated leaf Chunin, Kin Tsuchi, Leaf Chunin, and Karin Uzumaki, Leaf chunin. And he;s not a genin. For his actions during the invasion, myself and the shinobi council granted him the title of Special Jonin. Considering he nearly killed a sannin, I think it's well earned." This left everyone in awe, Anko knew she had her team, but she wasn't told about them getting any promotions. Naruto merely thought, 'As slick as the toads you work with, eh Jiraiya?'

Kakashi dropped his book on the ground as he said, "There is no way in hell he could be a chunin, let alone a special jonin! This is absolutely a lie!"

Jiraiya shook his head and said, "Its not a lie kid, it's true. Most of the Daimyos have been talking about Naruto the last two weeks. They basically demanded he get something higher then chunin. Now if you'll excuse us, we real shinobi have a mission to partake in. An S-rank mission." Jiraiya merely turned and walked away, a grin never leaving his face.

Naruto and the others merely started laughing, even Jackie. Naruto soon calmed down and said, "So was all that you said back there real? Did I actually get boosted to Special jonin?"

Jiraiya nodded and said, "Sure did kid, you have all the Daimyo talking, and that doesn't happen often. Unfortunately, without a Hokage to make it official, you have the rank as a temp basis. But once we find Tsunade, she can secure your spot with ease." naruto nodded and started talking to Tayuya and the girls as they walked, blushes plastered on their faces.

Jiraiya noticed and he asked Anko, "Is it just me, or do they seem like they've, well, you know." She glared at the pervert and elbowed him in the crotch, refusing to even answer the man. He merely tried to push through the pain as he said, "Alright, once we get to the next town, Naruto, your help will be vital. One of the legends of the Rinne'gan is that it can literally be used to see in all directions, correct?"

Naruto nodded and said, "I noticed it with clones as I trained, if I close my eyes, I can use them as an extra pair of eyes. They become my personal cameras more or less. Only issue is, if I do they, it's disorienting if I use too many clones." Jiraiya nodded and the group raced off toward the next town.

Sasuke on the other, felt his anger grow as he remembered how easily he was beaten back in the exams, he felt weak. 'What the hell did that dead last do to get so strong! Those so called 'eyes of god' must be a shame. They must be, the Uchiha are the only ones with those kinds of eyes.' He saw that Sakura was looking for him, so he decided to give her the slip, going after Naruto and the others.

What none of the parties knew, was that two cloaked individuals were tracking down a certain former blonde. They wore black cloaks with red clouds, one shorter then the other, with the taller one carrying a wrapped-up bundle with a handle on his back, showing it was a sword that was taller or at least as tall.

The shorter one looked up from under his conical hat, showing black hair and red Sharingan eyes.

(Town outside Konoha)

Naruto was sitting in the hotel room that Jiraiya had gotten for them so he could use clones to scour the city. With his eyes closed he was slowly using his clone's sight to hopefully pin down Tsunade. Anko sat next to him on the bed, and she slowly hugged as she asked, "I know you might not answer me but, I just gotta ask, out of all people you could of picked as a sensei, why did you pick me?"

She saw he wasn't answering, no doubt helping Jiraiya and the others via his clones. She laid her head on his shoulder and he said, "Simple, the two of us, we're not so different. Like me, you're hated in that place because of a mark you never asked for. And you were betrayed by a person you thought you could trust. We're so much alike it's scary." Anko smiled, expecting that answer. Then Naruto said, "And besides, I keep hearing how sadistic you are, and if I was honest, i'd say I like that. You're one of the few women in that village that takes her profession seriously." Even though his eyes were occupied, Naruto still smiled, making Anko blush.

Their moment was ruined as a knock came to the door, making Naruto get up and open it. He looked bored as he saw the cloaked figures and said, "So who order the fish fry with a side of emo? I knew this room service was gonna blow." Anko just looked at him as if he were nuts, while Kisame and Itachi merely stared.

Naruto slammed the door in their faces, making Kisame ask, "Did that just happen?" Itachi merely replied, "It seems so."

Naruto sighed as he said, "Who the hell were they? I know I didn't order any room service. Would of drained that pervert's wallet if I did." Anko just continued to stare at him, and a knock came to the door again. Naruto opened the door and asked, "Still here huh? What the hell do you want?"

Itachi stared impassively as he said, "Naruto Uzumaki, we would like for you to come with us."

Naruto scoffed and said, "Sorry, if you're trying to pass out bibles I ain't interested."

Itachi nearly looked confused as he said, "I have no idea what that meant, but this is a matter that concerns your 'tenant'. This made Naruto's eyes grow wide, and Kisame merely said, hefting his sword as he did, "Why don't I cut off his legs Itachi? No doubt that will keep him from running."

Naruto smirked and said, "I see your game, well then." Under his cloak, he reached for his pistol, careful not to let them see, until he shot at them from under the cloak, Itachi's sharingan being the only thing that let him keep his skull intact. Kisame tried to swing Samehada down on Naruto's head, only for the arms of the Asura path to sprout up, stopping it, lightning coating the hands in an attempt to use the steel of the blade against Kisame. He didn't get the result he wanted, but he heard the sword screech.

This made him stop, 'That sword is alive?' He had to move as Itachi came at him with a kunai. He sent out a punch at the traitor Uchiha, causing a torrent of fire to fan out, shocking the missing nin. 'A fire technique? No, there was barely enough chakra for a spark, let alone THAT!' Itachi didn't notice the snakes grabbing him until it was too late, but he dispersed into a flock of crows before the snakes could bite down.

Itachi noticed Naruto's eyes and thought, 'Zetsu was right, his eyes really like Pein-sama's. To think there could be more then one user of the Rinne'gan.' He then noticed that someone decided to crash the party. Sasuke.

Kisame smirked as he stopped, and asked, "Well Itachi, seems that one is a little peeved at you, who is he? Itachi closed his eyes as he replied, "He's my little brother."

Naruto scoffed and said, "What are you doing here Sasuke? The fact that you left the village like this, you're going to face some punishment."

Sasuke ignored Naruto, focusing on Itachi. "All these years, i've lived. I've fought, i've fled, i've survived. And in all that time, i've hated you. I grew out my hatred, just so I can kill you!" He held out his left hand, a Chidori quickly forming as he rushed down the hall, his eyes focused on slaying his brother. He was an inch away before Itachi grabbed the wrist, and slammed it against the wall, stopping the jutsu, and Itachi casually snapped Sasuke's wrist, making the boy scream out in pain. Itachi then grabbed Sasuke by the neck, slamming him against the walls.

Naruto made a move to help Sasuke, but Kisame held his sword out in front of him, blocking his path. "Oh no you don't. Let's let the brothers fight this one out. Besides, we haven't finished out fight yet." Naruto snarled as he coated his hand in lightning, and charged at Kisame.

Itachi forced Sasuke to look into his eyes, trapping him in the infamous 'Tsukuyomi', but not before whispering, "Do you know why you failed to kill me? It's because you lack hatred." To Itachi's surprise, the walls around them turning to flesh.

"Ninja art summoning, Toad mouth trap. You two aren't going anywhere." Itachi, as did everyone else in the hallway, turned to see Jiraiya at the other end of the hall, his hands palm down on the floor, showing he caused it. "The Akatsuki, I wondered when you guys would start showing up."

Naruto, holding Samehada to prevent it from coming down on his head, said, "So not only are you late, but you didn't think to mention that a group was after me? Real fucking genius."

Jiraiya scoffed and said, "That's because I thought they wouldn't show up this soon. If I had known that I would of told you when we met. Then again an invasion was occurring at the time."

Naruto rolled his eyes as Itachi tried to move to escape, causing the flesh hallway to react against him. Jiraiya chuckled and said, "This is the stomach of mt. Myoboku's great fire toad. He has a very delicate stomach, so even the slightest movement could lead to you being, digested." Anko noticed a drop landing on Kisame's cloak, making the part it landed on dissolve.

Itachi twitched and said, "We're leaving Kisame." Kisame looked at him and said, "But why do we have to? We can take him!" Itachi shook his head and said, "Naruto is not only stronger then expected, but to handle a Sannin as well, not to mention the strongest, is simply a foolish thing, let's go." Itachi started to run down the hallway with Kisame following, with what looked like tentacles tying to grab at them before they could get away. As they reached the end, Itachi's eyes changed from the normal sharingan as a explosion shook the hallway. Jiraiya and Naruto looked to see a hole blown into the wall through the toad's stomach. Around the edges was a strange black flame.

Jiraiya kept the others back as he sealed the flame away into a scroll for study. As soon as he put it away though, a green blur leapt through the wall, knocking Jiraiya on his ass as breaking his hold on the summon, causing it to return to it's realm. Naruto started to laugh when he saw who it was, the green suit and bowlcut were too easy to remember. "So, what brought you here Gai-sensei?"

Gai gave his patent grin as he said, "I heard your new team was created and I decided to see you off. But then I noticed Sasuke leaving after you, so I followed him to see where he thought he was going."

Naruto and Anko nodded, it made sense after all. Anko then said, "Well, you can take the brat back then. And tell that asshole of a sensei to keep a tighter leash on him." Gai sighed and nodded, "Of course, it's hard to believe someone like Kakashi could fall so low."

Naruto looked at Sasuke's unconscious form, giving it a glare. "How pathetic, he clings to his hatred like a shroud. It's going to get him killed one day." Jiraiya nodded, as it reminded him a little too much like his old teammate. He then asked, "Was he always this bad?"

Naruto shook his head and said, "He was an asshole, sure, but this is starting to be borderline psychotic. No doubt after running into Orochimaru and getting the world's worst hickey would have that effect on someone." Tayuya and the others entered the hallway, and they heard the part about Orochimaru, making her and Anko rub the back of their necks. Naruto noticed and had a single thought, 'I need to study seals more, make sure to get rid of that seal.' 'Oh, BuT I cAn Do ThAt EaSELy.' Shocked, he listened to the dark force in his mind, 'ThAt SeAl Is PoWeReD bY eViL eNeRgY, I CaN aBsOrB sUcH a FoRcE.' Naruto, seeing everyone looking at him, blushed and sheepishly chuckled.

The lights dimmed, freaking out Jiraiya, but his heart nearly stopped when the creeper heads made their appearance, the snake-like appendages slithering near Anko and Tayuya's curse seals. The group watched in strange facination as the creeper heads seemed to, for lack of a better term, 'suck in' the foul chakra of the curse seal. As the chakra was absorbed, the curse marks slowly faded, until they were gone altogether. Anko and Tayuya looked at each others neck, the shock not fully gone. Jiraiya couldn't help but giggle as the pair then proceeded to kiss the former blonde, each taking turns. He almost broke out his notepad, but Karin grabbed it and gave the man a fierce glare, making him back away.

The white haired sannin then turned to Gai and said, "Best do as the kid said, no doubt Tsunade is going to have a few things to do when we get her back." Gai looked at him wide-eyed, well, wider, at the mention of his female student's idol. "So she'll be coming back to take the Hokage seat I take it?" Jiraiya nodded and said, "But first we need to find her, and we can't do that standing around. So do take the Uchiha back, would you?" Gai nodded and picked up Sasuke in a fireman's carry, using his infamous speed to race back to the village.

Jiraiya then said, "Alright, let's get going before management shows up, i'm not paying for any of this." This caused the rest, even Jackie and the Darkness, to mutter, 'Stupid cheap-ass pervert.'

(Tanzaku town- three days later)

After three days of scouring the local towns, Jiraiya got a tip that lead them to Tanzaku town, Hi no Kuni's biggest gambling town. Naruto wondered why they didn't check this place first, as the way Jiraiya described his old teammate, it sounded like this would be her version of heaven. Jiraiya had chuckled at that and told the group that Tsunade had the reputation of the worst luck possible, always racking up huge amounts of debt anywhere she went before running off to prevent paying for them. Naruto felt that if they ran into her, then things would not go smoothly. Oh how right he was.

Naruto sighed as he had his clones scour one area of the town as he stopped to check a street, Kin and the others enjoying the festival that was occurring in the next street over with one of his clones. He then sensed a large chakra signature inside a bar, the sun setting slowly behind him as Kusanagi and AOTN appeared at his belt. He noticed Jiraiya heading into the same bar, and nearly slapped himself as he heard the pervert shout Tsunade's name for basically the whole street to hear.

Naruto got behind Jiraiya and slapped him in the head, hard. "You moron, someone like Tsunade has people after her and you go and do that? Have some fucking common sense." Tsunade, being a little drunk, noticed his red hair and said, "SO what do I owe the pleasure of having this perv and his student near me? It's one big trip down memory lane."

Jiraiya had the decency to chuckle as he said, "Well Tsunade, as you might not know, the village was recently attacked by our old friend Orochimaru." Tsunade instantly straightened her posture, something Naruto caught on, and Tsunade's assistant Shizune had a worried look on her face. Jiraiya continued, "Due to recent events, it's been proven that Sarutobi is no longer fit to serve as Hokage. Because of this, you, Tsunade, have been chosen to take up the position of Godaime Hokage."

Tsunade slammed down her cup of sake and said, "Forget it! There's no way I will go back to that village, or take the position of Hokage. The whole is nothing but a foolish dream!" Shizune stared at her mentor in shock, and Anko and the others, who heard the noise came running in to see it.

Naruto stared at Tsunade and said, "What a fucking disappointment." Tsunade, still a little drunk, stood up and grabbed Naruto my his cloak, dragging him so he was right in her face as she said, "You mind repeating that you little brat?"

Naruot smirked and said, "Oh I know you heard me you old hag. You. Are. A. fucking. disappointment. To think that a dried up old prune like you was considered to take the Hokage spot.' Jiraiya and Shizune made the others slowly back away, both knowing how bad Tsunade could get. 'I mean really, you're supposed to be the Shodaime's granddaughter? What a load of shit. And even worse, you're supposed to be a Uzumaki thanks to Mito-sama. But all I see is a little bitch who moans and groans drinking her fucking life away. Hashirama-sama and Mito-sama must be rolling in their graves right now."

Tsunade, having enough of his mouth, threw him outside into the dark street, causing some of the patrons to shake in fear. Jiraiya grimiced, noticing what Naruto was doing. "He better be careful, Tsunade can knock his head off with a single punch."

Karin was focusing on Tsunade, remembering that Naruto said that the older woman was indeed an Uzumaki. 'Naruto-koi better know what he's doing. I know Jiraiya told us of her past, but Naruto really knows how to target someone.'

Tsunade walked out into the street, a furious look on her face as she said, "I'm going to make you regret those words kid. A little genin like you dealing with a sannin? I'll only need one finger to put you in your place." Naruto started to laugh as he got up.

"Put me in my place? Jackie was right, Uzumaki women must have a fetish for S&M. Mito-sama had him locked in a tiny container, and even my mother had him bound to a stone ball via chains. (1) Fine then, come at me if you think you can. But you better use your whole fist." Tsunade blushed, and quickly was angrier then before, thinking Naruto was trying to be perverse and barely hearing him. She rushed right at him, fist raised back with the intent of knocking his head off.

Naruto smirked as she got in close, a demon arm coming out from under his cloak and wrapping around her waist. The creeper heads slithered out as well, and his eyes glowed yellow, making Tsunade tremble in fear. Naruto let a demented grin cross his face as he said, "Now what were you saying before? Ah yes, that you were going to put me in my place, right? Now who has who right where they want them, hm?" Tsunade looked on in fear as Naruto slammed her into the road, hard, leaving a dent in it. He then started to walk away, but not before saying, "You really are a disappointment. And to think that we're actually related."

Tsunade had her eyes wide as she saw Naruto leave, Anko and the others leaving with him. Jiraiya shook his head and said, "You have no one to blame but yourself Tsunade. We are going to need to have a long talk about you and your Godson."

A/N: ANNNNNDDDD DONE! God this took awhile to get through, but yes, I did it. Everything you just read, from the morning, to the bashing, to the easy as shit fight against Tsunade. Honestly, when compared to the anime, Naruto, if was more then a dumbass, would of at least made her try, given the fact that was drunk. Even if it was only slightly. Still, I did what I did and if anyone has anything to say about it, you can ask. But at least have the decency to have a review I can respond to, it really pisses me off that I get a good question in a review but can't respond to it.

One last note, DO NOT ARGUE ME ON THE LEMON! I know that in the comics, if a host has sex, he dies afterwords. Like right then and there. But i'm following the games, not the comics. And in Darkness 2, Jackie's father was still around a long while after Jackie was born. Thus, at least in that interpretation, it is possible for a host to have sex, but not die. He might have died later on, but I didnt see any proof that he died after sex. So point goes to me.

(1 It's really how Kyuubi was sealed up before with Mito and Kushina. Add in the chakra chains, and it makes me really concerned about how they acted in the bedroom. I can honestly see them in dominatrix outfits because of this.