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"Oi, faceache!"
2D turned around, stopping on the way to his room. The dinner had been quiet and hasty, 2D wanting to escape to his room as quickly as possible. Murdoc was walking to him lazily, his hands in his pockets.
He walked until he was next to 2D, and he looked around him before leaning forward.
"I want to talk to you," the bassist said indifferently, and he started walking to 2D's room.
2D followed him indignantly. Once they were in the singer's room, Murdoc shut the door behind him and grabbed 2D's wrist, pulling him towards him.
"Noodle wants us to act like a real couple, we fucking will. It'll be fun, eh?" he smirked, making 2D raise an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about? That from earlier was just.. to prove a point," 2D mumbled, trying to get out of Murdoc's grip.
Murdoc suddenly grabbed 2D's chin and forced the latter to look at him. "Listen, dentface. Since we can't fuck anyone else, we might as well fuck each other."
2D blinked up at him. "Eh?"
Murdoc rolled his eyes. "For the rest of the two months we have to pretend to be a couple. We might as well do it properly."
2D still stared at him. "Why?"
"For fuck's sake. C'mon, you and I both know we enjoyed our brief.. adventures. Why not make use of it? Noodle wants us to act like a couple, fine, we will. Fuck with Noodle's and Russel's heads a little," Murdoc said slowly, trying to make 2D understand.
2D opened his mouth to protest, but Murdoc held his finger up. "Before you say no, consider this."
With those words he suddenly captured 2D's lips, putting a hand on the back of the singer's head. 2D's resistance melted and he gave in to the kiss as soon as Murdoc's lips were on his. The bassist broke away swiftly, grinning at 2D.
"What was that, love?" he said smugly.
2D glared at him, his cheeks burning red. "Fuck off, Murdoc," he mumbled unconvincingly.
The bassist laughed mockingly. "Fine, suit yourself. We both know who'll be suffering more though.."
He slowly ran his hand down 2D's chest, pausing right above his groin. Then he winked and moved away, making to leave the room. The singer gave an annoyed huff, and stumbled after him.
"Hang on! Fine, fine, I agree," he said reluctantly.
Murdoc smirked. "I knew you'd give in."
2D glared at him. "Whatever, Murdoc. Can I just remind you that you said I'd be the one who would be suffering more, implying that you would also suffer?"
Murdoc's smirk melted from his face. "I wasn't being serious, idiot," he snapped.
2D grinned at him, happy to have annoyed him. "Sure, Muds," he said cheerfully, bounding back to his room.
"Come here, you little-" Murdoc growled, grabbing the back of 2D's shirt and pulling him along with him to the Winnebago.
They passed Russel on the way.
"Hi Russ," 2D grinned and Russel gave them a confused wave at 2D's cheerfulness.
The pair snickered as they stepped into the Winnebago, Murdoc slamming the door shut.
"See? It's already hilarious," Murdoc smirked, pushing 2D on the bed.
"Can't wait to see Noodle's reaction," 2D grinned, pulling off his shirt as Murdoc straddled him.
"'Cause that's the only reason we're doing this. To fuck with their minds, right Muds?" he asked, panting slightly as the bassist started biting at his neck.
"Yeah.. and because there's nothing else, you know.. if we don't do this our balls will become as blue as your hair," Murdoc muttered, teeth grazing 2D's earlobe.
The latter gave a nervous giggle which turned into a moan as Murdoc bit into his earlobe. The bassist moved to his jawline, onto his cheek and then his lips. 2D let everything wash over him, playing along with everything Murdoc was doing.
The bassist pulled off his own shirt, and leaned forward, kissing 2D again. The latter let his nails run along Murdoc's body, making him shiver.
Murdoc started moving his hips slightly and 2D's nails dug into his sides. The bassist started moving down, leaving bitemarks across 2D's chest. The singer let his head fall back onto the pillow, moaning softly and grasping Murdoc's hair as the latter continued. Murdoc started leaving a trail of light kisses, leading down to 2D's crotch, and stopping right above the hem of his jeans. He smirked up at 2D who stared down at him, biting his lip. He moved his hips upwards a little, making an impatient sound.
The bassist chuckled, pulling off 2D's jeans and tapping his fingers lightly, teasingly, on 2D's growing bulge.
"Murdoc!" 2D snapped.
The latter looked smugly up at him. "Yes, sunbeam?"
"Fucking.. stop it!" the singer exclaimed, moving his hips upwards again.
"Fine, fine. Keep your pants on. No, on second thought, let me take those off."
Murdoc tore 2D's underwear off, throwing it somewhere to the side. He ran his long tongue around 2D's member, making the singer let out a strangled moan and shove his hips upwards, desperate for more friction.
The bassist just laughed, running a finger along 2D's member.
"You're a dick, you know that?" 2D moaned in despair.
"Brilliant choice of words, faceache. Now shut up," Murdoc chuckled.
2D shuddered as Murdoc's mouth slowly wrapped around his member, tongue flicking against it. He gradually took the whole length into his mouth, sucking slightly. 2D gave a gasp and his hands pressed against Murdoc's head, tangling in his hair, trying to push him closer.
The bassist's head started moving faster, and 2D's sounds became louder.
"Fuck.." 2D mumbled, feeling himself get closer to the edge.
Finally, when Murdoc's tongue swiped over the tip, the singer let out a soft shout and came into Murdoc's mouth. The latter swallowed it with a look of disgust on his face.
"Couldn't you have pulled out, mate?" he asked, annoyed.
2D didn't reply, he just lay there panting. He then rolled over, pulling the blankets over him and closing his eyes. Murdoc stared at him in disbelief.
"Oi! What the fuck do you think you're doing?" he snapped.
2D opened one eye. "I have to sleep here anyway, Muds," he muttered tiredly.
The bassist blinked at him a few times, then decided it wasn't worth it and just crawled in next to him, pulling some of the blankets towards himself.
2D made a frustrated sound and pulled the blankets back, and Murdoc pulled them back again. The singer pulled them back more fiercely this time, and froze when Murdoc grasped his arm.
"I swear, 2D, pull those blankets one more time and I'll rip your head off."
2D sighed, and turned around, facing away from Murdoc. "Selfish prick," he muttered.
"Excuse me?" Murdoc sat up, switching the lights back on.
"I just gave you a fucking blowjob and didn't ask anything in fucking return, how the bloody hell am I selfish?!" he snarled.
2D sat up as well. "Ok, ok Murdoc. You're right. I'm sorry," he admitted guiltily.
"Thank you!" Murdoc said angrily, and he turned the lights off, crawling back under the blankets.
They lay there silent for a moment.
"I was good though, wasn't I?" Murdoc then said smugly.
2D laughed quietly. "I guess."
"Whatever, dullard. You loved it. That was obvious enough from the way you were moaning my name," the bassist hissed.
2D blushed a furious red, being grateful the lights were off. "I'm asleep, Murdoc," he snapped, squeezing his eyes shut.
Murdoc chuckled. "Me too. Night."
"Night."
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