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"Remember what I said. Overdo everything," Murdoc hissed, grinning.
2D nodded, his face bearing a grin also. Murdoc offered the singer his hand, and he took it with a snicker. They cheerfully walked into the kitchen, waving their intertwined hands about.
"Morning," they said brightly to their band members, who were looking at them with curiosity.
"Good morning.." Russel said slowly.
Noodle just looked at them with narrowed eyes. The boys sat opposite each other, both grabbing a plate and piling waffles on it.
"Could you please pass me the maple syrup, darling?" Murdoc cooed, grinning at 2D.
"Of course, my love. Here go you," 2D smiled back, handing him the syrup.
"Thank you so much, sunshine," Murdoc said, blowing a kiss at 2D, who was biting his lip so hard it was bleeding as he tried to stop himself from laughing.
"Anything for you, dear," he replied after he had caught his breath, and they both quickly stuffed their mouths full with waffle before they could explode with laughter.
Noodle and Russel stared at them, their mouths hanging open. Russel had his fork halfway to his mouth.
After a while of 2D and Murdoc hiding their snorts and guffaws, Russel put his fork in his mouth, still staring at them.
"What's going on?" he asked slowly.
Murdoc looked at him innocently. 2D hid his face behind his hair, not being able to control his facial features anymore.
"What is it, Russ?" Murdoc asked, grinning.
"What the hell are you two up to?" he asked suspiciously.
2D and Murdoc shrugged.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Russel. Come on, 2D, let's go," Murdoc said in a dignified voice, and 2D stood up and practically ran out of the room, bursting into a fit of snorts once he was out of earshot.
"Come on, you idiot," Murdoc hiccoughed, tugging 2D along with him to his Winnebago.
After ten minutes or so, their fit of laughter had finally died down.
"Satan, we should have thought of this ages ago," Murdoc said, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Yeah," 2D giggled, crashing down on Murdoc's bed.
"Oi," Murdoc growled, shoving him off.
2D glowered, his good mood disappearing quickly. "Fine," he said, standing up to leave.
"Oh, for fuck's sake. Come back here, dullard," the bassist said, rolling his eyes.
"You and your fucking mood swings," 2D mumbled, opening the door.
Murdoc sighed, grabbing the back of 2D's shirt and pulling him onto his lap.
"But cupcake, I love you," he crooned, making the singer give a reluctant laugh.
"Get off, Murdoc," he grinned, trying to wriggle out of Murdoc's grip.
"No. I'll never let you go, my love, I'll hold you for ever and ever.." Murdoc smirked, wrapping his arms tightly around 2D.
"Fucking stop it! It's getting annoying," 2D exclaimed, giggling.
"Really? I think you're loving it. Aren't you loving it, sugar?" the bassist said smoothly, leaning forward and winking at the singer.
2D grinned, deciding to play along. "Of course I'm loving it, sweetheart. I love everything you do," he cooed back.
"I know," Murdoc smirked, on a more serious note.
2D narrowed an eye, trying to figure out what the bassist meant. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. Forget it," the bassist said dismissively.
"No, what do you mean?" 2D insisted.
"Forget it! We have an interview tomorrow, by the way," he said annoyed, letting go of 2D.
"Don't change the subject. If you say something, you should at least-"
"Oh, shut up!" Murdoc snapped, pulling 2D roughly toward him and kissing him.
The latter immediately forgot what he was mad about, and kissed back fervently, wrapping his arms around Murdoc's neck.
Suddenly, the bassist broke away.
"That's what I meant," he hissed, smirking.
He flicked his long tongue over 2D's lips, then shoved him off of himself and lay down on his bed as if nothing had happened.
"Pass me my fags, would you?" he asked lazily, grabbing a bottle of beer from the minifridge next to his bed.
2D blinked at him, before getting up from the floor and putting Murdoc's cigarettes next to him on the bed wordlessly. He turned to leave again.
"Faceache."
The singer paused. There was a moment of silence.
"I didn't say you had to leave," Murdoc then said quietly.
2D turned around, and the bassist moved up a little, gesturing for 2D to lie down next to him. He grinned and bounced over to the bed, lying next to Murdoc.
The latter offered the singer a cig, and he accepted it gratefully.
They smoked in silence for a while.
"What kind of interview?" 2D asked eventually.
Murdoc shrugged. "A relationship interview. So it's going to be fucking irritating."
"Do you think Noodle would kill us if we acted all lovey-dovey like we just did?" 2D snickered.
Murdoc laughed. "Yeah, I do. Did you see her face just then? She looked like she was about to breathe fire."
"Yeah.." 2D grinned.
They glanced at each other, smirking. The smirks slowly disappeared from their faces and they continued to look at each other, until 2D looked away uncomfortably.
"You know, dullard," Murdoc began nonchalantly.
"What?"
"You're pretty hot. You know, for a bloke."
2D blushed furiously, not looking at Murdoc. It took a while before he replied.
"Wish I could say the same for you."
He laughed and flinched away as Murdoc elbowed him in the ribs. The bassist grabbed 2D's arm, pulling him back so he could hit him more easily. The singer leaned down, kissing him suddenly. Murdoc kissed him back, pleasantly surprised, and 2D lay down on top of him, pulling the blankets over them both.
2D broke away, grinning at Murdoc.
"I was just joking."
"I know. Like anyone could say something like that about me and be serious," Murdoc scoffed.
"I guess you're kind of hot," the singer then shrugged, rolling off of Murdoc and lying down next to him.
Murdoc glared at him for a long while as 2D pretended not to notice.
"You are such an annoying immature little prick."
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