naruto walked up to the training grounds and got ready for his new hell on earth training for the chunin exams he sat in the grass and pulled out a scroll on spy jutsu. he found that there were a few on short range vision jutsu but most required long ranges. he made a few shadow clones in order to get the short range one down.

when he was sure that they were on the right track he left to go get some equitment from the house. naruto opened the back door when he herd moaning sounds coming from the living room. 'hmm might be rin-neechan and kakashi-niisan. could be funny to scare them.' naruto snuck up behind the couch. and jumped out screaming. "bugabugabuga." but what he saw scared him more than anything it wasn't rin and kakashi but zabuza and his mother. "WHAT THE HELL."

the two of them looked up from eachother, and spotted naruto. kushina blushed furiously. "soichi what are you doing here you weren't supossed to be back for atleast two more hours."

naruto looked at the two of them. "what am i doing here. i think the better quistion is what are you doing making out with zabuza." and with that he hit zabuza over the head. "and you what happened to loyalty you could have atleast told me you were dating my mother."

kushina looked at him. "so your not mad that the two of us are dating."

naruto rubbed the bridge of his nose. "no what i'm mad about is that you two decided to start dating without telling me." he turned to kushina. "kaa-chan your a grown women you can do whatever you want. i'm not here to babysit you." he then looked at zabuza giving him a look that promised death. "as for you if you ever hurt kaa-chan i will cut your testicales off shuv them down your throat then reach down there rip your intestinse out knit them into a sweater and make you wear it. do i make myself perfactly clear zabuza." zabuza paled but nodded furiously. naruto came up and patted him on the cheek. "good zabuza-chan." he stood up and turned around. "alright now i've got buisness to do. you two have fun." he waved as he walked away.

outside three hours later.

naruto was huffing on one knee. he had just spent the last three hours running around the training area with three hundread pound gravity seals before doin three sets of one hundred push-ups and one hundred sit-ups. he got up and dragged himself into the house. when the door closed rin popped her head out from the kitchen. "oh naruto-kun your back dinner will be ready in about an hour so go wash up."

"yes rin-chan i'll see you in a few minutes." naruto trudged upstairs to take a very much deserved shower. to him it sounded like havean to get ten pounds of dirt off of him.

an hour later

naruto walked down the stairs at the smell of dinner. he had been workking so hard today but didn't notice how hungry he was until he smelled the cooking food down stairs. he walked into the dinning room to see everyone except kakashi and anko who had missions today. he took a seat at the table and waited for dinner. rin came in and saw that noone was talking so she decided to stir the pot. "so naruto-kun i hear you walked in on an interesting site today."

naruto nodded. "yep i walked in on something that looked like a muumy kissing kaa-chan." the four women at the table giggled at the comment.

zabuza on the other hand just huffed then grinned deciding to get payback. "oh come on naruto thats nothing compared to what i've seen you and that yugito girl doing at the training ground. remember last monday."

naruto was taken back a little. he knew that zabuza was bluffing but decided to play along. "and what exactly were you spying on two twelve year olds doing ero-demon." naruto smirked at his victory.

the girls all looked at zabuza acussingly. especily kushina considering they were talking about her son. zabuza started seating bullets looking for an answer. when he couldn't find one he sighed in defeat. "fine i wasn't spying. they didn't do anything that i have knoledge of. me and kushina-chan just made a mistake of manking out in the living room."

naruto chuckled. "more like you mistakinly got cuaght. " the rest of the night was un eventful naruto turned in so that he could rest for his hell on earth training tomorrow.

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thats eleven sorry for the late update i had a lot of trouble writing it.

you woute is 'none og us should expect to live to see sunset.'