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Once Upon another Escape
7
"I don't envy you at all," Alice grimaced as I wipe Masen's butt clean with a wipe.
"Oh, this is nothing. There are things far worse than changing your child's diaper." I dumped the dirty diaper in the trash can. "He gets into everything. There was this one time Edward was supposed to watch him, but he was busy finding the milk in the fridge. While his eyes were glued to each shelf, Masen had taken off." I snapped on Masen's clean diaper. "Then as I walked into my bathroom I saw Masen sitting in the toilet water with diarrhea."
"Oh, that is so gross." Her face contorted with disgust.
"Yep, that was certainly not the highlight of my day. But it was so cute, because when I saw him he said, "Ma, bi bwoy ite Da."
"Aw, he really idolizes Edward," Alice pointed out.
"Yeah, he is definitely Daddy's little boy." I grinned at my freshly changed little boy.
"So, how are you and Jasper doing so far?" I changed the subject.
She groaned and shook her head in annoyance. "You know how my dad is with you and Edward? Well he is the complete opposite with Jasper. Every time we see him he says, 'Keep that snake in the cage, boy.' It is so embarrassing."
"How does Jasper feel?" I asked as I washed my hands.
"He thinks it's hysterical," she replied.
"Well, you shouldn't let it get to you then." I smiled at her.
"Thanks. You ready to go back to the table? I'm sure your mother-in-law can't wait to see you." She smirked.
"Oh yeah, she has talked my ear off," I lied.
Esme had yet to say a word to me tonight, and I wasn't going to lie and say it didn't hurt— because it really did. I couldn't tell you what made her hate me so much, but she did. I picked up Masen and shifted him on my hip as we walked out.
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