A/N: Although this was supposed to be a one shot, due to my best friend I have turned it into a multi-chap. I'm adding in some new storylines and some other Warbler characters, including some Wevid and Neff chaps. Also stick around to see how Blaine and Kurt react to Sebastian's arrival. Enjoy :D xxx
You blush you lose, chap update
A few of the Warblers were hanging out in the common room early Tuesday morning, Kurt, David, and Wes. They hung out every Friday, it was their tradition, and Blaine would soon be joining them. The four lads, when in the same room, are unstoppable. They could always make you smile, laugh, and cry. There was just something about their friendship that was unique.
Kurt and Blaine had been dating for a little over a week and they're practically inseparable; there wasn't many times like this, when Blaine wasn't attached to Kurt's hip. The two teenagers were so in love that they inspired their fellow Warblers. When you witness a love as true as theirs, it makes you want to make smart decisions and find your own soul mate.
Wes, David and Kurt were discussing the latest edition of vogue when Blaine came through the door. Wes and David were sure that Kurt had a sixth sense and could tell when Blaine was in their presence, as his head popped up instantly and his smile broadened. Blaine walked over to their usual table and sat down next Kurt; placing a sweet kiss to the corner of his mouth. "Morning babe"
"Morning, you must be tired"
"No?" Blaine was confused; he was actually quite energetic this morning.
"Oh, well you've been running through my dreams all night" He smiled and kissed Blaine softly, savouring the taste of Blaine's lips on his.
"You're perfect babe, y'know that right?" Kurt smiled, if only Blaine knew how perfect he was, and then he wouldn't call Kurt perfect.
"Of course"
"Ahem, now I know you two love birds are free to be all cute together but David and I would quite like to continue our weekly vogue discussion" Okay, so maybe it was time for Wes to come out of the closet, or maybe he was just fashionable, but either way, Wes was addicted to fashion. Some would say he was a straight version of Kurt; he always points out ways for people to improve their style; which accessories to wear etc. But, whatever Wes turns out to be, the boys will always love him.
The boys were just discussing the new Marc Jacob's line when Jeff stormed in through the door declaring that his girlfriend was officially mad. He positioned himself in between Wes and David, "Guys, help me", he buried his head in his hands.
The four boys looked at each other, not knowing what to do or say. "Jeff, what happened?" Kurt asked tentatively.
"She keeps telling me that I need to research sex because she wants our baby to be perfect. I'm not ready to have sex let alone have a baby with her. This is all so messed up and I don't know what to do. I mean, I didn't know that the position you have sex in can change the appearance of a baby. Guys help, which sexual position produces the ugliest children?"
"I don't know, ask your mother" Jeff sat there, genuinely confused, whilst the other guys started laughing. Only Jeff could believe the stuff his girlfriend said.
"Ok, I think I will" So maybe Jeff didn't understand the joke, and that Wes was actually making fun of him but he was going to leave so that was a plus in the boy's books.
Jeff stood up to leave when he turned around and said "One more thing, what's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"
"Kurt? Blaine? Fancy explaining?" David and Wes chuckled to themselves slightly.
"Err, well, oral sex is wh-"
"What Blaine is trying to say is that oral sex makes your day but anal sex makes your hole weak"
Wes, David, and Blaine were shocked by Kurt. Did he really just say that so effortlessly?
"So, what you're telling me is that if I have anal sex with Julie she'll be happy for a whole week?"
There four boys were silent, Jeff never did understand innuendoes.
"Is that what you're saying Kurt? Is it?"
"Err, yeah, that's exactly what I mean"
"Oh cool, thanks guys" Jeff turned and left the common room feeling slightly happier with a situation that hasn't really been made any better.
"Y'know guys, I think I'm gonna head back to my dorm and catch up on some assignments so I'll see ya later" David left the common room; leaving just Kurt, Blaine and Wes.
Wes checked to make sure David had left before asking "Can I ask you something?"
Both Kurt and Blaine were shocked. "Erm, sure Wes anything?" Kurt was genuinely concerned.
"W-why are you gay?"
The question shocked both of them. "Well..." Kurt didn't know how to answer.
"Basically little Wesy, Women screw with minds and men screw with dicks so it's more pleasurable" Kurt playfully gave Blaine a shove "What? It's true"
"Don't listen to Blaine. I'm gay because...because, I don't know. All I do know is when you find the right person you'll fall in love no matter what gender they are" Kurt was very satisfied with his answer.
"Why do you ask?" It was a question that had been going through both Kurt and Blaine's minds but only Blaine was brave enough to say it.
Wes' cheeks changed to a rosy pink colour "Err, no reason. Anyway I have to dash, speak later." Before Kurt and Blaine could say good bye, Wes was already gone.
The two boys looked to each other; Warblers were the strangest of people.
"Well, I guess Wes lost the game this time" Blaine could always lighten an awkward tension.
"I love you"
"Y-you love me?" Blaine was surprised, neither Kurt nor Blaine had said those three words before without joking around.
"Yeah" Kurt blushed and turned his head away from Blaine "You don't have to say it back, I know it's early on and yeah... I just wanted to tell you"
Blaine place a hand under Kurt's chin and made Kurt face him; he looked lovingly into Kurt's eyes "I love you too Kurt" and placed a sweet kiss onto Kurt's lips. After a few seconds he pulled away, giggling.
"What's so funny?"
"I can't believe I tried to make you blush when all I had to do is sit back and wait for those three words"
"What? I didn't blush"
"Kurt, you're blushing more now"
Kurt's cheeks became a crimson colour. "I hate you"
"Oh really, could've sworn you just said you loved me"
Kurt sent Blaine his bitch glare "You better run Anderson"
"Shit!" Blaine jumped of the couch and ran for the nearest exit; shortly followed by Kurt.