Chapter 4

A/N: Sebastian joins Dalton :/

Nick came running into Warbler practise "Guys, have you heard?"

All eyes were on him and there was a lot of whispering between the warblers; the Warbler council were particularly interested. "What are talking about Nick?"

"There's going to be a new Warbler member"

The Warblers gasped and a round of "who?" called be heard.

"All I know is that his name is Sebastian Smythe and he's going to be here in a few minutes"

The boys all stood up and got into their formation to show respect for their new Warbler.

A few minutes passed before Sebastian entered the common room and everyone was shocked. Sebastian was not your usual Warbler. There was just something about the way Sebastian looked that didn't fit the general idea of a Dalton Warbler. He had a smug look spread across his face, like he was better than everyone, whereas the other Warblers are down to earth and sophisticated.

As Blaine is the lead Warbler he stepped forward to welcome Sebastian into the group "Sebastian, I'm Blaine Anderson and these guys are the Warblers. Wes, David and Thad, are our Warbler council for the year. Jeff and Nick, two guys you want to look out for because they're willing to mess with your head. The rest of the guys are pretty laid back and we can all just chill and have fun"

"Thanks Blaine" Sebastian winked at Blaine and made his way further into the room.

...

Jeff, Kurt and Blaine were sitting in the common room when an over excited Nick came rushing into the room. "Guys, I have a joke for you, you wanna hear?"

There were a few grumbles, everyone knew what Nick's jokes were like "What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out?"

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing where this joke was going.

"Well? What do you think? Kurt? Blaine?"

Blaine blushed but nevertheless proceed to say "a-a cock?"

"Bubblegum you dirty minded pervert!"

Blaine's cheeks coloured even more, turning ruby red.

"Blaine, you lose already?" Kurt laughed, hugging his boyfriend tighter.

Nick sat next Jeff who looked slightly embarrassed, shy and nervous "Jeff, you alright buddy?"

"Erm, I walked in on my parents..."

"Omg, dude that's hilarious"

"I opened the door and just stood there frozen"

"Dude, what'd your dad say?"

Jeff sat back against the sofa; sulking.

"WELL?" The three Warblers were all interested in where this was going.

"He said 'we're making you a brother' so I said 'Do her doggy style, I'd rather have a puppy'"

The three Warblers couldn't contain their laughter any longer.

"Guys this isn't funny?"

Without anyone knowing, Sebastian entered the room and said to Blaine "Want to hear a joke about my dick?"

"What?"

"Never mind it's too long"

The warblers were shocked when Kurt got a little jealous and protective over his Blaine.

"Wanna hear a joke about his ass? Never mind, you won't get it"

"Sebastian this is Kurt, my boyfriend"

A/N: AWW Gotta love Kurtie