~X-mission: Plan D~
Xanxus' still brainstorming for a way to make the fucking shark laugh.
"Bossu, you're still in it~~?" Here comes the flamboyant gay trash.
"Do I. Look like. I want to give up?" Xanxus questions in a threatening tone.
"No but I want to tell you something~~ It may or maynot be useful~~" The Boss' hazardous warning is proven ineffective to the dysfunctional, mentally twisted she-male.
"Speak." Xanxus is now more than desperate to listen to what Lusssuria has to say, even knowing that human who doesn't really has a penis doesn't really has a brain, too (not trying to offend my ladies readers..).
"Mou, Squ-chan hates being touched~~"
"Fuck off." Come one! For Christ sake, everyone hates being touch by Lussuria!
"Maybe Squ-chan is afraid of~~ Ticklish~~?" Yeah! Tickle! That's right why didn't he thinks of that? For the very first time, he has to admit that Lussuria is a genius. If abstract things don't work, then he'll use the physical way.
Just you wait, shark.
Xanxus made good use of the mist infant to summon Superbia trash to where he is. But don't misunderstand! Xanxus is the Boss, and the Boss will never do something himself. He asked someone to tickle squalo，in front of him.
And of all people, he chooses Lussuria (since the feminine gay keeps insists that he's a pro at human weak points) and lets him takes care of it.
The shark, knowing little of his fate of being molassed by an unfavourable and stomach-turning gay, walks right in to the Boss' trap.
"VVOOOOIIII! WHA-" Squalo's expecting some glass thrown in his direction and is already ready to duck, doesn't expect that now it's a MAN (worst, a gay!) that assaults him sexually, it caught him completely off guard. He ends up on the floor with Lussuria topping him.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME, LUSSURIA! NOW!" Squalo's scream are futile.
"Ohhohohoho I can't Squ-chan~~ Not until you laughs~~~" Lussuria's fingers found Squalo's nipples and toys with it.
"I'm FUCKING KILLING YOU! VOOOIIII LUSSURIA!" Squalo tries to defend himself, but he's totally pinned down by the stronger, bigger sized martial artist.
"Hohoho enough of playing~~ Time to be serious~~~" Lussuria beams as he attacks Squalo's weak points, only to further exasperate the shark. Xanxus' watching from behind, almost bursts out laughing if not rolling on the floor.
"Does it tickles~~? Maybe I should strip you for a better effect~~" Not getting the results that he wants after tickling almost every tender part that can be found on the body (armpits, sides of waist, inner thighs, back of neck, ears, groin...), Lussuria starts to unbutton his garments. Since Squalo's so loud as we all know, it can't be helped that he attracts witnesses of his raping, right? And it can't be helped that Mammon and Belphagor has decided to videotape the whole scene and plan to do something good and profitable with it, right? It also can't be helped that a forsaken mischievous child like Fran or an annoying idiot like Levi will keep flamming him at his worst moment in life, right?
"FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!" Squalo, with a sudden powerful jerk, turns and makes a move similar to Judo and throws the perhaps-the-most-pervert-martial-artist-ever-existed to the nearest wall, leaving the wall with a flatten flamboyant embedded in and a huge crater. His hair's all messy, hanging down like an upside down mop. A very murderous aura is radiating from the enraged and extremely humiliated shark. Belphagor's face when white like a suck-dried popsicle and loses his grip on the HD camcorder, tembling. Mammon quickly vanishes into thin air. Fran stands cold and gulps. Levi cold-sweats. Xanxus' already nowhere in sight (the first to run away when his hyper intuition told him to).
"YOUUUUUUUUUUU ALLLLLLLL WILL DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Everyone knows that a furious shark is worst than any kinds of destructive disaster on Earth. Yes, 10 times worst than a berserk Belphagor.