~XX~
As Sawada Tsunayoshi arrives at the cheap motel in a certain town of Italy, where he's currently staying, he can't help but feels a bit relief as the visit to the Varia has really wears him off. That place is a total mess and everyone and everything there is just a complete madness. He heads straight for his journal without bothering to remove his sweater and flips open a new page.
28 December, 2012
I was forced by Reborn to pay the Varia's a visit and he insisted that Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto and Onii-san should come with me. The main reason we were paying this visit is because of the frequent request of large amount of money (always in Euros according to Gokudera-kun, I can't read Italian) and Reborn said as the Boss I should go and inspect their condition and check whether if they're making unnecessary requests. Gokudera-kun agrees, stating that 7 million is totally absurd. Actually, I only showed Gokudera-kun one of the request letter as all the letter look almost the same except the amount of money requested. Since Gokudera-kun is already so angry even over one request I was afraid that if I showed them all he'll bomb the Varia HQ himself for sure. (No no no nooooooo I couldn't create more trouble!) I then secretly approves all the financial requests and asked Chrome-san to alter the ledger. But then Reborn noticed a big hole in the account so that was why I was stuck here.
The Varia HQ was very creepy from the outside, located in the middle of nowhere. So are the members, creepy and always appearing out of nowhere. Nobody was there to greet us, Gokudera-kun said it was better that way. Yamamoto just laughed and Onii-san kept screaming 'to the extreme!'. Weirdly, there were a lot of print-out jokes and funny photo stuck to the wall everywhere I go. I didn't expect that the Varia were such a funny family. I can't really stop laughing, so is Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto and Onii-san. I didn't really understand all of the jokes, but Gokudera-kun did and he laughed and laughed and Yamamoto's got a low laughing point while Ryohei does everything to the extreme (including laughing) and they all ended up lying unconscious, twitching and foaming on the ground that it freaked me out. They were rushed to the hospital, leaving me all alone, lost in there and trying to find someone like Squalo to get some help. I felt so bad, scared and I wanted to leave. I didn't know where I'm going and that was when I met Xanxus scream-laughing like mad and saying something I'd never expect it'd be from someone like him. Like Buahahahahahahahaha GUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the king of the world! His eyes were soooooo scary! Hieeee! But then he noticed me and I ran away. As I ran, I saw damaged walls, broken decorations and furniture everywhere. It was obvious the Varias are quarreling and fight each other everyday as there were workers repairing the damage but there are still holes everywhere... Just when I was about to leave this hell, I saw Squalo kicking a very tall man with lots of umbrella sticking out of his back (and weird mustache) which I thought it was Levi continuously without a reason. And a blonde guy with shiny tiara stabbing a overly-large apple-hatted child... So scary... And then there was a very colourful man wearing something like a huge fluffy pom-pom on his shoulders just came back from shopping with tons of high-class meat supply enough to feed 60 people for 3 months and bags of clotching at the back of the truck... Crazy... I knew exactly why I was feeding on ramens and cucumbers for months now..
The Varias... They are not normal at all...
Sawada Tsunayoshi sprawls on his bed, exhausted after one of his worst day off his life that is filled with terrible memories of his friends unfortunate incident, sinful scenes that pollutes innocent minds and also the true side of a sadistic madman worst that Joker from the Batman. The visit has not served its purpose at all, yet increased the bill that awaits to be cleared (private hospitals usually shows no mercy on money issue). Tsuna guesses that he will arrange a meeting with Dino in order to seeking for financial help (at least ask for a place to run away from Reborn's blow for his insufficiency as the Boss). Our poor no-good Vongola Tenth Boss painfully smacks his forehead before he finally faints on his dirty attire.