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Once Upon another Escape

23

"What is taking the boys so long?" my grandmother asked as she ate another serving of potato salad.

"They've been gone for thirty minutes." Esme looked at her watch for the hundredth time.

She wasn't necessarily in a bad mood today, but she wasn't being overly friendly, either.

Alice and Jessica were playing with Masen while I finished eating my prosciutto sandwich. Alec and Riley were off in the cove looking at the different sea creatures. Rose was telling me about a couple's trip to Hawaii in the spring that she and Emmett were planning to take. Of course, when she asked if Edward and I wanted to go, my mother insisted that we go while she babysat Masen.

"What in…Holy…" Esme had lost her words.

I turned to look and my eyes bulged out of my head. I had never been so embarrassed by my family in public before. Standing in front of us were the guys in Speedos that spelled out "I know you want my hotdog!"

"Come and claim your hotdog, baby!" Uncle Marcus awkwardly moved his hips.

"Marcus!" my aunt hissed at him.

"Momma, can I get a hotdog?" a little boy passing by asked.

Trust me, honey, you don't want any of the hotdogs these guys are serving.