Chapter 1

The next day Axel was ready to find this book, journal, or whatever Roxas called it. He thought about how normal people put their diaries inside their bed mattress or pillow. Axel then eyed Roxas' bed, it was empty. He figured Roxas went on a mission early or something, so he decided this was the best time to search.
He first took the pillow off Roxas' bed, but there was no sign of the diary. Axel was a little surprised by this, but still kept going. He then took the pillow case off and searched in there, nothing.
Axel decided to take a look underneath the bed sheets, nothing there. He then flipped off the bed hoping it would be in the frame. No.
Axel then threw a temper tantrum, he couldn't figure out where the crap could you even hide a diary!? He then threw the mattress out the window, and heard a cry of pain from outside. Hmm, sounded a lot like Demyx.
His temper tantrum expanded as he started chucking his chakrams at the wall and eating the feathers out of Roxas' pillow.
"Uh, Axel what are you doing?" Roxas asked, and Axel turned around to see him in the doorway. Roxas had a popsicle stick in his mouth and in his hand sea-salt icecream.
The first thing Roxas saw was his window broken, his mattress missing, chakrams in the wall, and Axel choking on a feather. Boy was Axel busy...
"I felt bad about yesterday and decided to get you sea-salt icecream," Roxas explained. "But, I'm just gonna leave now."
Axel tried to clean up the mess he made, and made it look similar to before as in cracks in the wall and a super glued window. He even walked down the Castle and back to get Roxas' mattress.
Once Axel was done rearranging dirt he felt it was a good idea to go on a mission.

Axel's mission today was interesting. He and Roxas went to Agrabah and met this fat cat thing named Pete. They didn't really follow their mission at all, but heck with that. Once they were done with the mission they went to the Twilight Town clocktower as always. Xion was the last to show up though, and she got ice cream all over her cloak.
"Great... I wonder if the castle has personal dry cleaning," Xion joked, and started waving her hands to get the ice cream off. The ice cream flung off her fingers and splattered all over Roxas' face.
"Hey!" Roxas laughed, and their ice cream war began.

Later Roxas was sitting on his bed and writing in his journal. He wrote about Pete, the Heartless he fought, and the ice cream war. Once he was done writing he let out a brief sigh, and put his journal in on of his zipper pockets.
Axel was sitting on his bed acting like he was playing with his popsicle stick, but he really wasn't. He was really paying attention to where Roxas kept his diary. He sorta freaked out when Roxas put it in his pocket.
Great! What am I suppossed to do now? The only way to get it would be sneak it from him at night!
Once it was night and most of the Orginazation was asleep, Axel carried out his devious plan.
"This would be so much easier if some Nobodies wore pajamas!" Axel complained to himself. Then he began.
He snuck over to Roxas' bed and started to reach for the side pocket.
"Spider..." Roxas moaned in his sleep. "Spider, spider, spider, SPIDER!" Roxas then unleashed and Keyblade and started wapping Axel with.
"Hey that hurts!" Axel cried trying to block his attacks. Soon enough Roxas stopped, and Axel need a breather break.
"Gosh, I never knew he sleeps attack!" Axel said, and held where his heart should've been. He tried to get it out of his mind and lay down.
Meanwhile...
"Yo, I'll tell you what I want what I really really want," Xion sang.
"So tell me what you want what you really really want." Larxene sang back.
"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really,"
"Really really wanna a zigazig ha,"
"If you wannna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,"
"Make it last forever, friendship never ends!"
"If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,"
"Taking it too easy, that's the way it is!" They sang together.
Then they heard a knock on the door, and Xion opened it.
"Hello?" Xion asked, and she opened the door. Then she saw the rest of the rest of the Orginazation (except Axel and Roxas) pounding their weapons in their hands.
"Uhh..." Xion said. "Karaoke?" The other ten members then sheathed their weapons, and piled in looking for more microphones.

"Man what is all that noise down there!?" Axel groaned and threw what was left of his pillow at the wall.
"Nngh," Roxas whined in his sleep. Axel then decided to take a second chance at this. He was starting to approach Roxas when something fell out of the blonde's pocket.
"Huh?" Axel picked up the object to see it was Roxas' diary.
"Wow," Axel growled lowly. "This was easier than I thought it would be." Axel then inspected the journal, and then figured out that it had a lock, but no key. He began to start a frantic search for the key, but after he spent five minutes of inspecting but yet no key. He stopped when he heard a clicking noise coming from Roxas' bed.
Axel turned around to see that Roxas unleashed his keyblade in his sleep, and began to hug it.
"Great," Axel complained. "He must've lost the key, so he uses his keyblade instead!" He then started to stomp on the ground and kicked the wall.
"Fire..." Roxas mummbled in his sleep and a ball of fire came out of is keyblade.
"Wait, what!?" Axel screamed when he realized what his friend said.
His eyes widened to the size of bowling balls and he started yelling like a mad man.
"FIRE! FIRE! MY BEUATIFUL HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Axel screamed at the top of his lungs. He started to freak out until the fire went out. He started to breath harshly until he heard a knock on the door.
"Hello?" Axel asked, and opened the door. In the hallway stood the other twelve orginazation members (including Xion in Larxene) holding microphones and slapping them in their hands. They looked like they wanted to get some butt whooping.
"Oh great!" Axel groaned as they charged at him.

The next morning Roxas woke up and let out a yawn. He looked over at Axel's bed and saw a body wrapped in medical tape.
"Holy crap!" Roxas yelled and fell off the bed. He got up and approached the bandaged figure.
"G'morning Axel!" Roxas said cheerfully. "What happened to you?"
"MM-NN-NG," Axel tried saying.
"Wait, what?" Roxas asked and pulled down the bandage covering Axel's mouth.
"I want a new roomate." Axel pointed out.