The CHIKARA Fanfiction
Chapter 7: Kindergarten Shenanigans
Note: Back again with another chapter! Did your favorite character not make the last chapter yet? Well, hold tight, here is another part of the flashback, a fun chapter leading to a much bigger one next time around* So hope you enjoy!
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*Morning rolls along, Kodama yawns sitting up, blinks...he has to report to Mantis, quickly. He gets up and leaves, leaving Obariyon and Kobald with her, he'll have to explain that but oh well, details details. *Della's Mom comes in and shakes her awake gently, telling her to get dressed. She doesnt notice Obariyon and Kobald thankfully. Della gets up quickly, and gets her little backpack ready. When her Mom is out of the room, calls* 'Bary, Koda, Koba, time for school! *Obariyon starts awake Huh! *Kobald- sits up bleary* School...AHA!... *yawns...blinks* ...Whats school? *Della repleis quickly* Kinnergarden. C'mon, we'll be late! *Obariyon* ...But...*sighs...great no Kodama here right now, so he's stuck with Kobald* well ride on the roof of the bus then *Kobald blinks cocking his head* ...We will? *Obariyon elbows him, Kobald frowns* OW! Oh...we will! *They get down, and go out the window meeting Della outside, they sneak to the top of the buss before it goes, and the bus ride is simply this, Obariyon screaming and clinging, and Kobald's mouth happily open for bugs to fly in. Della hops off the bus and heads for her classes. Draws and fingerpaints her new friends, and her, all with big smiley faces*
*Obariyon groans watching from a window* How boring... *Kobald is fogging a window nearby and drawing with his fingers, Obariyon slaps his hand* Stop that I dont want attention drawn to us! *Kobald whimpers* But it looks so fun AHA! I wanna do it! *Obariyon growls* I dont care! *The Teacher speaks up in the midst of their arguing* Oh and class, please feel free to play with your new foreign exchange students, Hijo and Jr. *two small figures are on the edge of the room, one has a hat on his head, its tilted awkwardly and is taller, the other one has a scarf on, wrapped all over his head...and its warm out, their skin colors are peculiar, the one with the scarfs face is white and red with a red attire, the other one wit the hats face is yellow and purple with a purple attire...but in Kindergarten...attires are never really questioned as long as you are dressed. They sneak over...some things start heppening, paint is spilled on kids, paintings are being messed up and smeared and drawn on, and no one sees the culprit, all the while 'Hijo' and 'Jr.' are casually walking around snickering, fingers shining with paint. But when Della's painting ends up smeared, she yells* HEY! Who messed up my drawing! I'm gonna hit you wiv my frying pan like I did the ants! *she thinks...befoooore they became by frien's...*
*The one called Jr., the taller one, freezes, whispers in...a bad spanish accent* El Ants? *Smacked on the head by the one called Hijo* Shh! Chica es loco! *makes crazy motion Jr. blinks* Pero Ants! *smacked again* Ow! *Hijo frowns behind his scarf and makes a zip lip motion, he KNOWS she means the Colony, but its to bait the other kids on her and away from them...to see what she knows*
*The other kids laugh at her like shes insane. Della turns away from them, wiping her eyes* Ruined my picture. Stop laughing at me... *tries to fix it, Hijo shrugs* She loco, we amigos *takes out ice cream sandwitches* ICE CREAM! *throws them. Obariyon blinks, sees that and it clicks* Oh no...these losers... Kobald- Oooooh *drools* Ice Cream... *Obariyon groans* Shut up Kobald! *They have bigger problems...these two idiots are as unpredicatble as all heck...are they bad guys are they good guys...no one really knows! And if they make any violent motion toward Della, Obariyon growls...he might have to blow his cover real quick...*
*The kids swarm all over the ice cream. Della's ignoring it, still trying to fix her picture. Hijo leans on her shoulder* Aww no picture? here FIX! *licks hand and wipes picture, Della blinks...its all unsmeared* You fixed it... how'd you do that? *Hijo shrugs* ...Magic! *waves hands. Meeanwhile the ice cream bars have turned all the kids teeth different colors...but thats not upsetting them thats making them go nuts at how great it is. They are going ballistic and the teachers are scrambling to calm them down. Della studies the two 'foreign exchange students*... You friends like 'Bary an' Koda?
*Hijo blinks, turns to Jr.* Amigos? ...*elbows Jr.* Amigo? *Jr. blinks, shrugs* *Hijo blinks* Uuuuh *scratches head...*Recess Bell!...before they can answer, Della beams* C'mon! *Grabs them and drags them out to the playground...pretty darn effortlessly* Let's go play! *There are some kids playing hopscotch. She goes up to them, but they just move off, leaving her standing there...Della frowns* That's okay. Don't need 'em, got new friends. Better friends. *Hijo goes over to the Hopscotch board* Oh...Hopscotch! *Jr goes over skip skip hop skips effortlessly, Hijo slaps his chest* Me best! *skip skip hop- Jr- trips him, Hijo yelps* YAH! *faceplant* *Jr. giggles and does a small jig* *Hijo gets up, slaps Jr. on the head* Estupido! *Jr frowns rubbing his head. Della smiles and skips too. Looks around, wondering if Bary or Koda or Koba are around...now that she thinks about it...she was in such a hurry...was Koda even there this morning?*
*Hijo and Jr. skip off, and are grabbed into a nearby bush Hijo flails* Aye yey yey! *Jr. shouts* El Adult! *Obariyon frowns* Can it Ice Creams, what are you doing here? *Hijo looks, sees who it is...grins taking off his hat and scaarf, a cherry on top his head and a cone...beard...goatee thing, Jr takes off his hat, to reveal a cone, they blow raspberries in Kobald and Obariyons faces and say in unison* Estupidos! *Obariyon recoils* YAK! Alright you idiots you asked for it, Kobald! *Kobald growls* AHA GET EM! *they both swing to punch, the Ice creams in unison fall over, put both feet into both their stomachs, and Monkey flip them, catapulting them right out of the bush, both land hard, Obariyon groans* Ow! *Kobald rubs his back* Ooof... *Della spots them, doesnt notice their in pain and runs over* There you are, hi! Wanna play hopskotch?
*Obariyon sighs getting up* After we take care of some buisiness *goes to bush* get out here! *Hijo answers* ...Passwword! *Obariyon blinks* ...huh? *Jr. adds* Si! Password? *Obariyon pauses...then griwls* ...Im going to melt both of you! *Hijo frows disappointed* Ooooh *Jr. mopes* Bad password...but gift! *Obariyon blinks confused* ...Huh? *Hijo extends a hand, and pokes Obairyon in the eye* YEOW! *holds his eye in pain, Hijo laughs* Ahahahaha ICE CREAMS! *Jr. nods* SI! *Kobald Growls, goes to charge, he's greeted with an ice cream bar to the head, which knocks him over* Hey! ...Kobald doesnt even like this flavor! *Hijo frowns* TOO BAD! *Jr. blows another raspberry. Della blinks, asks* Is this playin' or bad fights like yesterday?
*Kobald pauses, then cocks his head* ...I dunno *Obariyon rubs his eye, growls* Its fighting because Im mad! *goes to bush, grabs something, yanks it out...a very mad squirrel Obariyonstares a minute*...Oh no...*squirrel attacks him, he screams dancing around to avoid the thing, Hijo roars laughing* BAHAHAHA! *Jr. grins* Muy estupido si? *Hijo nots* SI! *A few of the girls look over, one speaks up bitterly* Look, she's got some friends finally. Some weirdos even wierder than she is. *Della droops a little. Kobald growls, looks like he wants to go bite them. Obariyon is STILL being attacked by squirrel...to the Ice Creams sheer amusement*
*Della puts a hand on Kobald* S'okay. They're just meanie heads. They dunno what they're sayin. *Kobald blinks* ...No bite meanie heads? *Della shakes her head. Kobald sulks* Ok... *Obariyon shouts* HELLO? Hi remember me your friend so you said? getting attacked by a SQUIRREL here! *Della turns* Oh! *Runs over, pulls out some almonds from her lunch* Here squirrel! *Throws a few, the squirrel goes for them. Obariyon huffs walking away dazed from that* Stupid Squirrel... *Hijo mopes* Aww *Jr. sighs* El nuts... *Hijo looks in pockets* No nuts... *Then both cheer* No Nuts, Sprinkles! *high five*
*Della marches up to them, frowning* You gonna stop bein' mean to my friends or not? *Hijo blinks* Mean? Jr.- No mean *Hijo grins* Is funny Si? *Della points at Obariyon* Is he laughin'? *Hijo looks to Obariyon, who looks miserable at the moment* ...No... *Jr. nods* He maimed *Obariyon snaps* THANKS by the way! *Hijo waves* No problemo! *Obariyon groans. Della folds her arms* Right. He's not laughin'. An' if you're the only one laughin', then it's mean. *her lip quivers a little. Obviously has had that happen a lot. Hijo stares* ...Oh... Jr. hangs his head. Della pauses, walks up and pats them* S'okay. Looks like you didn't know. *Brightens just a little* I got ta be a teacher today. *Hijo blinks...nods grinning* Oh teacher! *Jr. nods in agreement* El Teacher! *Della grins feeling importiant. Hijo cheers* Hooray teacher! *Jr. dances around* OLE! *They lift her up on the shoulders. Obariyon- sighs...at least it was the Ice Creams...who have frozen pea brains...and yet they outsmart him...growls why did he think that?*
*Della giggles happily* More friends! C'mon Bary, Koba. Hey, where's Koda? *Obariyon blinks* Oh...I think he went to report to Ultramantis... *Kobalds teeth chatter. Della stops laughing immediatly and climbs down, goes over to them* 'Bary, who's Ul...ulta... who's Mannis? *Obariyon sighs, sort of tries to re-explain in her way of understanding, what Green and Dasher said about him, in other words, in short he is a super bad guy. When he is finished, Della looks a little worried* He gonna hurt you bad if 'e knows you're my friends? *Obariyon sighs* Yeah...but...for some reason I dont regret it...Ill fight back. Because I'm sick of him. *Della blinks* Really? *still worried* I don' wan you get hurt 'Bary. If you gotta go 'way to be safe I... I can be 'lone. I'm used ta it. *looks down, Obariyon frowns* ...No...we'll be fine...if Dasher really meant what he said...we wont be alone...*Della nods, pauses...hugs him* Thanks 'Bary. *Obariyon, starts again...he isnt used to hugs...pats back again, Hijo, Jr. and Kobald all join in, Hijo grins* Aww *Jr. chimes in* Group hug! *Obariyon groans* Alright break it up break it up *pushes put of the hug* You two, Ice Heads...go...do whatever the heck it is you do... *Hijo blinks* ...Be Ice Creams? *Obariyon sighs* ...Si... *Hijo blinks...cheers* YEAH ICE CREAMS! *Jr. agrees* SI! *they skip off, Obariyon looks at the clock* Recess is almost over, we'll be watching ok? *Della smiles* Ok 'Bary. *Pats Kobald, and skips off back to class, looking happier. Obariyon stares after her, Kobald grins* ...Shes nice AHA! And Im gonna eat the squirrel later! *Obariyon nods* Good...*goes back to the bush with Kobald*
*Meanwhile, Crossbones kicks Kodama in the midsection hard, blindsiding him after he gives his report, then kicks him again, and again, and again, AND AGAIN, Kodama crumbles* Oooof...*coughs, Ultramantis glares* Thats what you get for not coming back FULLY! *Kodama groans getting to his knees* We're keeping look outs for reconassance reasons... *Ultramantis's eyes narrow* What reconassance? *Kodama blinks...thinks something up*...Well...you said to be on the look out for any technicos...or any other rudos who cross you? *Ultramantis blinks...inclines his head* Annnd? *Kodama sighs* ...Nothing to report so far sir... *Ultramantis fidddles with his staff* Mmmm...good good...Quackenbush is slipping HA! We'll have this town taken over in no time at all! *Crossbones nods* Got that right boss! *Ultramantis points* Hallowicked, anything to report on your end? *Hallowicked shrugs* A gah badash a bade oh bada omb gada a gada made! *Ultramantis turns* Oh you saw the Ice Creams?...what are those idiots doing? *Frightmare shrugs* Nidda galla haka bah? *Ultramantis nods* Mmmm being Ice Creams you say?...Very well yes...well those two imbeciles arent importiant, they pose no threat to us either...Kodama get back to your squad...continue your reconassance...if you see a technico or an idiot Rudo...we shall be there to vanquish the fool who dare step in the way of the ORDA' OF THE NEO SOLAR TEMPLE! *Kodama nods, winces and gets up from the kicks* Right...
*Kodama leaves holding his stomach, going back to Dellas house. He groans...Crossbones always had strong kicks, and he wasnt ready for them either...he coughs, looks at his ribs, they might be bruised from that. He groans...this is what he signed up for...he prays Dasher heard that, and some of the other technicos, he just proved he isnt backing down from Mantis, isnt selling them out. As far as he is concerned, he is going to try and do his part in stopping Mantis...now...all he can do is pray that the technicos believe him. And he also hopes that everytime one of them reports to Mantis, this doesnt happen...or Della might do something really stupid...*
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Note: So a fun chapter ends with a bit of a reality check. How will the Batiri fair with Mantis not being too happy? And trying to protect Della from their world at the same time? Well you might just find out next chapter!