Chapter 2
Once Axel recovered from his butt whooping he came up with yet another plan...
"So if I learn to summon a keyblade then I can unlock any lock, right?" Axel asked a man with uneven long hair.
"Essentialy, yes," The man spoke with a voice that sounded tinged with ice.
"Thanks Vexen, you're the best!" Axel thanked, and Vexen handed him the book he wanted. The front of the book was smudged with the words How to Summon a Keyblade by Vexen. However, Axel didn't know what Vexen had in store for him.
"The keyblade is a mysterious weapon that is only to be wielded by the darkest of darkness and the lightest of light. Yadah yada yadah." Axel read to himself and skipped to step one.
"Steal an eyepatch from someone..." Axel murmured, and left the room immediately.
Xigbar walked into the Grey Area and sat down on the couch, starting to drink his morning coffee. Everyone in the room then stared at him, and their mouths were lowered to the floor.
"What?" Xigbar demanded. "Did I forget to put extra sugar in my coffee again?" He then looked in his coffee mug to see if he made that mistake.
"By God!" Luxord stated. "Who called Harvey Dent in here!?" Then Demyx rolled on the floor and began throwing up.
"What do you mean?" Xigbar asked with a snarl on his face. Luxord covered his eyes and brought a mirror card over to Xigbar. He snatched the card away and Luxord ran off yelping for help. He looked into the mirror and saw himself.
"What the *censored*!" Xigbar exclaimed, and ripped the card in half. "Someone stole my mask and eye patch!"
"Phew!" Axel sighed, slapping his hands together. "I'm so glad that was over with..." He slumped onto his bed and looked at step two.
"Make pizza for Vexen, wait what?" Axel said, disbelieving it. "Well if I want to summon a keyblade I guess..."
Axel then went to the Grey Area and found the local Moogle.
"Do you have a pizza recipe that I could use?" Axel asked politely.
"Uh, we don't have pizza recipes here, kupo," The Moogle stated floating in air.
"Why not?" Axel questioned, grinding his teeth.
"Because, I don't like pizza, kupo," The Moogle explained and backed away.
Axel felt a vein snap in his forehead; "WHO THE *insert a random cuss word here* DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA!?"
Axel then took his chakrams and pinned the Moogle against the wall, and slapped the Moogle in the face at least fifty times.
Axel took his chakrams out of the wall, and the Moogle dropped to the floor.
"Would you like your recipt sir?" The Moogle asked in distress.
Axel wanted to go into bezerk mode (like Saix) and throw the puffball out the window, but stopped himself.
"No, thank you," Axel managed to choke out, and began walking towards the kitchen.
"How in the world did that guy even get hired?" He asked himself, and started to search for a cook book. After looking for what seemed forever he found a book with a flannel cover. Axel began flipping through the book, and found an assortment of pizzas.
"Hmm, Supreme Pizza looks good!" Axel decided, licking his chaps. He managed to find all the ingredients necessary: pizza crust, pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni, sausage, bell peppers, olives, mushrooms, and onions. Axel thanked God that there was pre-made pizza crust, or he would've practically blew up trying to make it from scratch.
"Good, now we're all here," Axel announced and started to create his master piece.
1 hour Later
Axel heard the oven's timer go off, so he opened the oven and retrieved the pizza. He took a whiff of the wonderful disc shaped food, and complimented himself.
"Man, am I a good cook or what?" He chuckled. The last thing he needed to do before putting it in a box and dropping it off to Vexen was to cut it. However, all the knives were missing for some reason. He was just about to put it in a box unsliced when he saw two yellow and blue knives lying on the kitchen table.
"Hmm," Axel considered, and took the knives. He knew what the stakes were, but he'd die taking a risk. He took the knives and began cutting the pizza into eight even slices. He found a box that was a right size for it, and put it in. Axel also took a sharpie, and started to draw Godzilla eating Zexion on the front. Then out of nowhere he felt something whiz right past his face. Axel didn't want to turn around, but forced himself to.
Standing five feet away was Larxene, who had a few knives withdrawn.
"Err, hi!" Axel said giving her a small wave, and was very nervous for two reasons. One, he was scared to death of her ever since she beat him up with a microphone. Two, he had a huge crush on her, but thought he didn't have much of a chance due to the way she beat the crap out of him.
"Yeah, hi." Larxene snarled, eyes narrowed.
"So, I kinda borrowed some of your knives to cut this pizza, and I'm really sorry." Axel tried to explained.
Larxene's eyes some what softened and said, "Fine, you're off the hook."
Axel let out a mental breath of air, and made his way out of the kitchen with the pizza box. Right before he opened the door, knives surrounded the outline of his body. He immediately froze, and looked back.
"Don't think you got off easy!" Larxene scowled, "If I see you take my knives again, you will be in a coffin with one in your throat!"
Axel nodded to make it clear that he knew she was boss, and left the room. He walked down a few corridors and found Vexen's room, and knocked.
The door creaked opened to reveal an emerald green eye, and the person said, "Yes?"
"Hey Vexen, your book said to bring a pizza to you so I did," Axel explained, and handed him the pizza.
"Oh, thank you. I like the cover, very uh… extraordinary," Vexen complimented, and opened the box. After studying it for a few seconds, his eye brows narrowed.
"I can't eat this," Vexen pointed out.
"Wait, I don't think I could hear you clearly, what?"
"I can't eat this pizza,"
"Why not?"
"I'm vegetarian," Vexen pointed out, and something in Axel's brain snapped. Everything went quiet for a few seconds, and Axel started to slowly walk downstairs.
Axel kept walking till he reached the Castle's phone booth. He took the phone off the dialer and punched in a number he memorized.
A voice started to buzz on speaker, "Tony's Pizzeria, how may I help you?"
"Tony, I need a vegetarian pizza pronto," Axel demanded.
"Will do," Tony replied.
"Hang on, actually make that two please,"
"Okay then," Tony said, and Axel hung up. He headed to the bottom of the castle and waited for the pizza to arrive. Around ten minutes later Tony was there with the pizza and Axel paid his share of 20 munny. He then went back to Vexen's room and knocked again.
"Okay Axel do you have my vegetarian pizza ready?" Vexen questioned.
"Yep," Axel quickly replied and smacked a piece of veggi pizza into the scientist's face.
Vexen let out a sigh, "Not quite what I expected, but okay,"
Once Vexen was back in his room Axel let out a deep breath of air.
"Wow, today has been pretty stressful," Axel reminded himself and looked at a clock. "Welp, I better get to the tower or Roxas will be ticked."
AN: Wow, it sure has been a LONG time. Sorry that it was this way, ever since Summer ended I never had time for this stuff. I think I wrote the story like two days before school started, so… I will try to update around every Saturday. If I forget you can PM me so I know. By the way I really love Supreme Pizza so I wanted to write about my true love for once . I don't own Kingdom Hearts or its owners. Remember to R&R. By the way I got a PS3 for Christmas, and I got obsessed with the Playstation Exclusive, Uncharted. If you have a PS3 I highly recommend that you go out and buy it. :)