= Max's Homemade Cupcake =
* Only one transvestite lady is sitting at the corner *
* Max talks to Caroline behind the cupcake showcase *
Max: I have to leave town.
Caroline: For what?
Max: I got a message from my "gay almost ex-stepdad". He broke his hip and he needed someone to take care of him.
Caroline: "Gay almost ex-stepdad"?
Max: Ya, my mom's ex-boyfriend. They almost get married. Then he realized he's gay and he left her.
Caroline: That's so sad.
Max: It's okay. He deserves better. Anyway, I have to be gone for a while you think you can take care of everything?
Caroline: Of course, I can.
* Power down, light off *
* Caroline turns on the torch light of her iPhone *
Max: Did you forget to pay the electric bill again?
Caroline: I didn't forget. We couldn't afford to.
* Caroline sticks her tongue out *
= Outside Max's Homemade Cupcake =
Transvestite Lady: Are you ready to go back to work? Your vacation should be over 4 years ago.
Max: This is my resignation letter. I don't want to do that anymore. I will check in tomorrow to pick up everything. I want Patrick back. Can you arrange that?
Transvestite Lady: If you are going AWOL, you need to skip town now. The agency won't let you go so easily.
= Diner, same time =
* Caroline at diner *
Earl: Caroline, you got a letter.
Caroline: Why did my mail get sent to the diner?
Earl: You ask me? Someone drop it off for you. I bet it's some secret admirer.
* Caroline opens the envelope *
* There is a photo *
* Caroline shocks *
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