Sorry about not updating right away, work has been really busy and I've kind of had a little bit of writers block. Thank you to everyone reviewed it is greatly appreciated.
I don't own it's always sunny or the Maury Show just the plot and a couple of characters. Now on with the story.
"Mac you carry the baby he's getting heavy" Dee whined trying to hand Glenn to Mac. " Uh-uh no way what if I drop him or something" Mac backed away from Dee a little. "Come on Mac I'm pregnant for gods sakes" Dee said trying to play the pregnant card. " Uh first of all it was your choice to get pregnant " Mac said "whoever the bastard was" he also thought "Second of all we should of taken your car" Mac added. All Dee did was gape after Mac "What the hell, it was not my choice to get pregnant, second of all remember you and Charlie wrecked my car and plus we don't have a baby seat for the baby that is why we are walking in the first place" Dee said trying to get her point across. Mac turned to Dee "well god did decide that for whatever reason you should get pregnant than, I guess I shouldn't judge" Mac asked. Dee got up close to Macs face "do not bring your god into this" Dee grounded out angry. Mac backed away, putting his hand up in case Dee decided to punch him.
"All I'm saying is that nothing is in our control because god is in control," Mac stated to which Dee rolled her eyes. Looking behind Mac, Dee saw what they had come for, "Whatever, the baby store is just up ahead" Dee started walking again Mac following slightly behind still afraid.
At the bar-
" Uh Dennis do you think you could help, the bar is getting kind of slammed here" Charlie shouted over the noise of the patrons "why the hell did this have to happen while Dee and Mac were out, it's not fair I should have been able to go" Charlie thought to himself handing out more beers. "Charlie I'm holding for the Maury show, now if I came to help you and someone picked up I couldn't tell them why we need to go and then we couldn't go understand" Dennis said as if talking to a child. "Well yeah but… yeah I guess you're right" Charlie finally relented. "Thanks Charlie, knew you would understand" Dennis went back to sipping his beer while holding for someone to answer the phone.
"Hello, Maury show, this is Trina thank you for holding what can I do for you" Trina said very peppy. " Hi my name is Dennis Reynolds and I need a DNA test," Dennis stated already trying to think of something sad so he would sound convincing. " Alright is the baby's mother accusing you of being the father or did she cheat on you" Trina asked. " Well no my wife, she um died about a week ago" Dennis choked out. "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, if you don't mind me asking how did she die," Trina asked feeling sorry for Dennis. "Big time sucker" Dennis thought to himself. "She had cancer, the doctor told her she only had a month to live" At the Trina gave a small gasp. "The day before she died, she told me she couldn't live with the guilt any longer she wanted me to know before she died that my son might not be mine" Dennis recited the words he had practiced, to which he could hear Trina sniffling. " You poor man, it must be so hard for you" Trina said sympathetically. " It broke my heart to hear her say that, but I love her so much and Glenn, that's my son, I couldn't imagine being without him, I raised him like he was my own. Even if he isn't mine I still want him, just to remind me of my wife and all the good times we had together" Dennis finished fake sobbing. " I'm going straight to the producers and telling your story to them, I'm sure that you'll get called back". Trina said sniffling still. "I also wanted to ask if my friends could come with me, to show their support for me" Dennis asked " I'll see what I can do, how many would be coming with you" Trina asked typing the story Dennis just lied about. "Four would be great" Dennis said. " Alright Mr. Reynolds, I'll tell my producers about this and we we'll get back to you by the end of the day" Trina said printing out what she had typed. " Thank you so much Trina I hope you have a wonderful day," Dennis said. " I hope yours is the same thank you again bye now" Trina said hanging the phone up. "You too" Dennis smirked "Like a baby" Dennis set the phone in his pocket, now all he had to do was wait for the call back.
"Dennis since you're off the phone do you think you could help" Charlie asked still handing beers to customers. Dennis got up off the stool; facing Charlie he clapped him on the shoulder. "Charlie, I think you got this" Dennis said taking off towards the office. " Hey! Where are you going" Charlie yelled, " Got some important calls to make, very important" Dennis said shutting the door behind him which earned him a "damn it Dennis" from an angry Charlie.
Alright so I'm going to kind of make this short, since I still haven't figured out the baby store scene yet, I have kind of an idea of how it will go but I still have to work it out though, so sorry about the short chapter hopefully the next one will be longer. Not sure how they answer the phone at Maury's or how they ask about why they want to be on the show, but that's how I think it would go. Review please, good criticism only no bad.