The CHIKARA Fanfiction
Chapter 16: The Grand Championship Tournament, Round 1, Part 2
Note: So we continue on in the Tournament! Hope you like the matches and what happens, enjoy everyone!
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*Gavin comes back into the ring* What an opening match! But don't leave now, we're just getting started! *Gets the next match* Our next contest is Icarus vs Kodama! *The big screen titantron flickers to life, showing Icarus for some pre match comments*
*Icarus smirks* So...thats my first match...against a dull green demon. You people are always hating on my back tattoo, while Kodama and his brother both have some eyesore faces dont they? ...*Chuckles* Maybe if I knock it around a bit it'll be an improvement...because tonight in this first round, The Winged Ringed Warrior, member of F.I.S.T., and overall handsome guy Icarus, is going to take down Kodama, and anyone else Im put up against, for that Grand Championship! *smiles* see you out there Kodama...
*Screen changes to Kodama* ...Icarus...*exhales*...promos arent usually my strong point here...my brother usually has plenty of hot air for the both of us...but Ill give it a shot. So...Icarus...Icarus Icarus Icarus...*shrug* You know what? I got nothing...you know why Icarus? Because you're a bore, a dull dull bore. A wart that just wont be removed. Sure...I may be a bit dull...but theres a differencee, people actually like me. So...tonights the first round...and...I think for the first round, Im going to do the crowd a favor in my first match as a technico...and drive your face straight through the mat...see you out there. *Mikko waves her arms and stomps ecstatically. Della grins* You go Koda. Do 'em proud.
*Leonard sighs* Well, lets get ready for this contest
*Jakob grins* Ya it iz quite a matchup, Kodama vs Icarus, both very good but you know ine can beat both *Leonard groans* Ill take your word for it Jakob...
*F.I.S.T.'s theme plays, which is 'Blue Monday' by Orgy. And out comes Icarus with a water bottle* YEEAAAH BABY! LETS HEAR IT! *a guy in the crowd shouts* LASER REMOVAL! *Icarus frownds and retorts* JEALOUSY! *Puts Water bottle in ring, goes to rope, springs in rolling, grabs the bottle and takes a sips, the crowd claps unimpressed*
*His music stops, then a dememted...choir like music starts, and out comes Kodama and goes to the ring, nods at Della and Co and slinks in glaring at Icarus. Mikko leans forward, eager to watch*
*Bell rings, and Icarus circles the ring as does Kodama*
Leonard- Hello wrestling fans Leonard Chikarason here with his first special guest announcer, and the first winner tonight, Jakob Hammermeir
*Jakob grins* It'z a plasure to be here! And dont worry, Ill make sure to win more so ze people at hoime can hear my wonderful voice! *Leonard just pictured the view count dropping hard...he speaks up* Anyway, lets see how these two react to each other...
*Icarus and Kodama lock up, Icarus gets him in a head lock* AHAHA! Yeah! *Kodama counters by grabbing his arm and twisting, Icarus yelps* OW! *flips on his back, kicks up, turns and gets Icarus back into his headlock, but its short lived, Kodama lifts him up and spikes up on his head with a suplex, cover quiickly...1...2...kickout! Icarus heads to the corner startled, shouts* Woah woah woah ref back him up im on the ropes! *the official does, Kodama irritably backs away*
*Leonard sighs* Icarus looks like he wasnt expecting the pwoer busrt from Kodama, but despite the fact Kodama isnt the most powerful, he can surprise you *Jakob scoffs* Ine haf zeen better, you should zee Tim Donst lift cows vor his warm up training! *Leonard blinks*...No...I'll...just take your word on that one
*Icarus without warning spring out going for a quick spear but Kodama side steps making him crash into the turnbuckle, Icarus wobbles and Kodama rolls him up...1..2...kickout! Icarus rolls out of the ring. holds head shaking cobwebs in front of Della and co, Kodama blinks, grabs ropes and flips over, Icarus looks just in time to see Kodama land back first on him. Della and Co do the wave. Small one, but still a wave.*
Leonard- OH! Nice rope assisted frontflip by Kodama, and Icarus is getting no time to think here
Jakob- Ya you can zee Icarus is clearly flustered, he should take zome training lessons from me ine never get flustered...
*Kodama brings Icarus up and forearms him over the back tattoo, looks to bring him back in the ring but Icarus pushed him right into the ring apron, Kodama flops down dazed, Icarus turns and mocks Della and Co's wave, Della glares at him...lifts frying pan and he backs away quickly*
*Leonard chuckles a little* Thats what you get when you mess with that family Icarus!
*Jakob blinks8 Mine goodness look at zat womans hair...zee hairstyles people come up vith these days...*Fidddles with one of his ponytails as Leonard just sighs*
*Icarus takes Kodama by the hair and throwd Kodama head first into the ring post, Kodama flops dazed. Icarus rolls in the ring* Count! *The official counts, Kodama has until the count of 20 to get in the ring, the official continues* 10...11...12 *Kodama is crawling on the floor, trying to get back in, also trying to get his wits, Mikko sends a small encouraging breeze*
Leonard- Oh what a travesty if it ends like this *thinks...but then Jakob will be out of here quicker...no...no Icarus is worse* Come on Kodama!
*Jakob agrees* Ya come on dont end so soon ine just got here!
*Kodama shakes the cobwebs and gets to outside of ring ropes, Icarus runs and dropkicks Kodama while he's on the apron, sending Kodama right back to the outside hard sprawling, the officla restarts the count due to Icarus's interference, waits for Kodama to get back to the aporn. Kodama does get up again, Icarus goes for a spear this time to send Kodama out, but Kodama avoids and kicks Icarus right in the head, sending him sprawling, he gets up shaking his head, and Kodama yells, grabs ropes, flips over them, legs wrap around Icarus's neck and he Hurricanranna's him across the ring*
Leonard- NICE! a flip in Hurricanranna there by Kodama, and now the match is really getting underway!
*Jakon folds his arms* You know ine could haf done that too, but, ine got a charlie horse...
*Kodama goes over, gets Icarus into a turnbuckle, grabs him and tries to whip him to the opposite turnbuckle, but Icarus counters whipping him into the turnbuckle instead, but before he hits it he jumps on it, and extends his legs, Icarus runs into it unable to stop and unexpecting, and Kodama drives his knees right into the back tattoo with all his force going down for a back cracker/lung blower counter*
*8Jakob winces* Oooooooh...*Leonard quips* Oh, did that look like it hurt Jakob? *Jakob frowns* NO! ...Mine...charlie horse came back a little zats all...ow it hurts...*Leonard shakes his head*
*Della leads a Go Ko-Da-Ma chant. Kodama gets Icarus up, Icarus springs up and pokes Kodama in the eye, then quickly kicks him to bend him over, underhooks Kodamas arms and leaps Slamming Kodama down face first for the Wings of Icarus/Pedigree, Della winces8 Oooooh...*Mikko puts her hands to her mouth*
Leonard- Kodama might br done!
*Icarus covers 1...2...KICKOUT!, Icarus yells* WHAT? NO, YOU LIE, SLOW COUNT! *Mikko exhales*
Jakob- Vell ine can say one thing, Kodama is stupid, but he vont give up, but hey a move that hurts zee face, well that doesnt bother him now ine mean look at zee eyesore of one he has!
*Icarus frowns, yells* THATS IT...ITS OVER! *lifts Kodama onto his shoulders, looks like he is setting up the Blu-Ray, the Death Valley Driver into the turnbuckle!*
*Leonard watches* Oh no the Blu-Ray *Jakob watches* Vell ine dont care how stupid he iz, if zis hits, he iz done
*Della watches* NOOO! *Icarus gets halfway and Kodama elbows him and gets down, leaps go hes on Icarus's shoulder via piggyback, and then bends back, making Icarus flip and SPIKE right on his head for an Inverted Frankensteiner/Poison Frankensteiner. Icarus rolls is back into a standing position but looks like he has no idea wheere he is let alone he's in a match. Della cheers wildly*
Leonard- OOOOH! Nice Posion Frankensteiner! But can he capitalize?
Jakob- ...Ok...ZAT vone did look like it hurt...
*Kodama climbs to the top rope, slides thumb across the throat, and leaps flipping grabbing Icarus neck andflipping him, spiking him down on his head, Mikko jumps up and down*
8Leonard shouts* FLYING BLOCKBUSTER! *Jakob cringes*
*Kodama goes for the cover 1...2...3! PINFALL! Kodama wins!*
*Leonard nods* And thats the end of that chapter...always a plasure Jakob 8Jakob nods8 Oh Ine know...*keaves...Kodama rolls out of the ring, nods to Mikko before going up to the commentators booth* How'd I look Leonard? *Leonard grins8 You looked great out there, Icarus might not remember who he is... *Kodama blinks*...That a good thing for him *Leonard chuckles* Maybe... *Chuck comes out and helps Icarus to the back, as Gavin comes back in the ring for the next match*
*Gavin begins* Good job Kodama! Coming up next we have some comedy gold sure to swing for the fences, El Hijo De Ice Cream versus Dasher Hatfield!
*The screen cuts again, to Dasher* ELLO ROOOOTERRRSS! *Crowd roars, Dasher continues* Its me, Dasher Hatfield here, here to tell you my match tonight is against a strange fellow, that El Hijo Del Ice Cream. Fine fellow, very funny chap, but that doesnt mean I take anything for granted with you dear sir, you may be funny but that doesnt mean you cant put up a fight. So in order to advancce Im going to be bringing my all to you, root root root, and shoot shoot shoot...good day to you...or may I say...good 'Dairy'! Ohohoho...I myself can make a good laugh every now and again! *Appreciative laughs from the audience*
*Screen cuts to Hijo* ...Um...promo? ...Si si Promo...*shouts* YEAH! *beats chest* ICE CREAMS YEAAAAH! *The crowd cheers, Kodama sighs* This will be interesting *Leonard nods* Im just glad I dont have to talk to Icarus, when I can say a green demon is easier to talk to than someone...yeah *Kodama nods. Della sighs. Doesn't know who to root for in this match. Settles on sitting in her seat and staying there this round.*
*The theme 'Tesse' plays, and out comes Dasher, he lifts a baseball, and throws it up in the air and hits it into the crowd with his bat, it flies into the upper balcony, they cheer, he gives a thumbs up he does to the ring, tipes his cap to Della, then tosses it to Mikko, who happily catches it, he gets in the ring and waits*
*Ice Cream like music plays and out skips Hijo, he blows a kiss to Della as ge enters the ring, she smiles a bit, he raises his arms and the crowd cheers for him, both fan favorites, a fun match should ensue*
Leonard- Well here we go again folks, the third match already, and Kodama has joined me, defeating Icarus, he tried to use some dirty tactics but you still came up on top
*Kodama nods* Now Ill just relax and wait for my brother and Kobald to be called...until then...we have a baseball and an Ice Cream to watch fight each other...
*The Bell rings, El Hijo and Dasher circle the ring, Hijo puts up his arms* WAIT! *Dasher stops comfused* *Hijo walks over to other turnbuckle and throws an invisible ball up and down* BASEBALL! *Dasherblinks...instinctively takes a stance...with an inviisible bat*
Leonard- Well the wrestling can wait, we have baseball!
Kodama- Figures...
*Hijo throws it, Dasher swings, Hijo grins* STRIKE! *Dasher sighs smoothing hair back, outside swing he knows better than that...Hijo throws again, Dasher swings* STRIKE DOS! *Dasher pauses, leans in eyes fixed, Hijo licks his hand, rolls toungue* rrrrrrrrrrr...RAH! *Throws, Dasher swings, and Hijo immediatly turns looking up...shields eyes looking* Aye Aye AYE! *Dasher stands proud, home run, Dasher nods* And thats how you step up to bat *Hijo winds up another pitch* SNOWBALL! *Throws, Dasher flies back getting smacked right bewtween the mustache, Hijo charges and leans his hip in, driving Dasher into the turnbuckle for a Flying Hip Attack, Hijo grins* Baseball bad, SNOWBALL GOOD!
Leonard- Well Dasher can hit a home run, but a snowball trumps a baseball any day of the week!
*Kodama sighs* The Ice Creams and their antics
*Hijo takes his kness out from under him getting Dasher into a sitting position, goes to opposite turnbuckle, beats chest* RAHA! *Runs, does a front flip into the turnbuckle but Dasher moves just in time to avoid it. Hijos foot gets caught in the rope so now he's hanging helpless upside down in the turnbuckle, Dasher looks...looks around...asks* Should I Touch-Em All? *Crowd roars in approval, Dasher nods* Alright then! *Runs touching each turnbuckle* 1st base, 2nd Base! Into 3rd! *rounds back to Hijo still in the corner and slide dropkicks him right in the head* And he's safe at home! *Hijo unceromoniously flops in the ring, folded up*
Leonard- Oh he ran the bases, and he's safe!
Kodama- Hijo will ht have to do more than tricks to win this...
*Dasher goes for cover 1...2...Kickout! Dasher sighs, thought that'd be enough...picks Hijo up, makes a bat holding motion with his fists, like he's holding one, and drives it right into Hijo's stomach, making him front flip on his back, Hijo gets up, dusts himself of. Gets up, and gets hit and flipped again, Hijo gets mup again...same thing happens, gets up, again...Hijo takes a breath* Uno Momento! 8Takes a quick breather, nods* Ok *Hijo is picked up and slammed by Dasher hard, cover 1...2...Kickout!, Dasher shakes his head*
Leonard- Dashers bringing the offense in these invisible baseball bat ddrives, but Hijo wont stay down, not even that big slam was enough.
Kodama- Dasher just has to play it out, and he cant let Hijo get to him, or he'll be in trouble...
*Dashe *gets Hijo up and lifts him on his shoulders for the Suicide Squeeze Death Valley Driver. Hijo elbows Dasher in the head getting off, and lifts him on his shoulders instead* Hijo- HA! Bye bye *Falls back and slams Dasher into the mat for a Samoan Drop, gets up, runs into the ropes, springs off, stops in front of Dasher, does a little dance, and jumps and splashes right on Dashers middle, cover 1...2..Kickout!, Hijo frowns* TRES! *the official frowns* Dos! *Hijo sighs* Ok...
Leonard- And Hijo finally gets his first break of the match, can he capitalize?
*Kodama sighs* Well if he doesnt he might not get another chance...
*Hijo goes again, does his dance and splashes, cover 1...Dasher rolls up to his feet, with Hijo still on his middle flailing. Dasher holds him lifts him up on one shoulder, and slams him down for a big Powerslam!, covers 1...2...KICKOUT!, Dasher hold his head a little shocked, the Ice Cream is resiliant he'll give him that...*
Leonard- Well to your credit Kodama you were right on that account, but Hijo isnt down and out just yet!
Kodama- Well he's in trouble, and if he doesnt do something soon it wont matter...
*Dasher yells* ...Finish People! Bring it on home! *lifts Hijo up for the Suicide Squeeze again, lifts up, and then Hijo counters, flipping off Dashers shoulders, grabbing his neck on the way down for the Cold Stone Stunner!, Dasher flops, Hijo covers 1...2...KICKOUT! Hijo flops kicking his legs in a tantrum*
Leonard oh what a counter when all seemed lost, but again, Dasher wont quit!
Kodama- Bottom of the ninth guys...
*Hijo rubs his head* Aye Aye AYE! *points to Turbuckle* FINISH! *Goes up to the top turnbuckle, Dasher is very far away, but this is Hijo's signiture stomp splash* ICE CREAMS RULE!
Leonard- This could be it! *Kodama watches*
*Hijo leaps, stomps, leaps again for the splash and...on the stomp Dasher leaps up, catching Hijo on his shoulders when he lands, Hijo flails* AYE NONONONONO! *Dasher yells* BOTTOM OF THE NINTH! BASES LOADED! SUICIDDE SQUEEEEZE! *lifts and falls to his side, Spiking Hijo right on his cherry for the Suicide Squeeze, Hijo flops, Dasher goes for a cover 1...2...3! PINFALL! Dasher Wins! Dasher rolls over breathing, definitly wasnt expecting that much of a fight*
Leonard- And Dasher wins a great matchup, good to have to for the match Kodama
*Kodama nods* Thanks, have fun with Dasher *leaves. Dashed does a thumbs up and grins to the crows getting up, helps Hijo up, dazed, Hijo looks I Win? *Dasher shakes his head* Sorry boyo... *Hijo hangs head, Dasher pats his back and raises his arm for the valient effort. Della cheers for them both.*
*Dasher leaves for the commentary booth as Hijo goes to the back, twop more matches down...but alot more competitors names are waiting to be called...*
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Note: Two more matches down! And alot more to go! Who will your favorite CHIKARA star be pitted against? Stay tuned and find out next chapter!