A/N: Hey everyone here's chapter 5, I hope you enjoy. Please review and tell me what you think.
Warning: This is a yaoi fanfic so if you don't like don't read. Also this chapter contains bad language.
Disclaimer: I do not own an Naruto character, or any songs featured through out this fanfic.
The Next Day…..
The minute Sasuke, Suri, and Gaara walked through the front doors of Konoha High the poor three unsuspecting students were bombarded by a bus load of fan girls, "Sasuke's Fan Girls" to be exact.
"Sasuke you're so cute", a random girl screeched.
"Sasuke you're so smart.", said another.
"BE MY BABY DADDY SASUKE!", another one squealed.
"WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!", about ten girls screamed in unison.
"Suri, I'm scared.", Sasuke whimpered as he tried to push away a fan girl that was getting way to close for comfort.
"Hey everyone, Sasuke has just informed me that he will give a great big kiss the first girl to lick her own elbow.", Suri said momentarily stopping the commotion the fan girls were making.
"OMG, OMG, OMG, I'm going to get a kiss from Sasuke", a random fan girl squealed.
"NOO! I am", another one replied.
"NOO! I am", a two more yelled.
Before the three friends knew it, they were in the middle of a bunch of arguing girls who were desperately trying to lick their own elbows.
"Hurry, an opening", Suri whispered.
The three quickly slipped out unnoticed by the fan girls and sprinted down the hall.
"Slow down", a woman with red eyes and shoulder length black hair yelled.
"Yes Kurenai sensei", the three children answered slowing down to a walk.
Kurenai nodded and continued on walking down the hall in the opposite direction.
"Wow Sasuke, your second day attending a new school and you've already got a fan club.", Gaara said shaking his head in shame. "I feel sorry for you bro."
"I feel sorry for me too", Sasuke sighed.
"Suri you're a life savior", Sasuke said turning to Suri and pulling her into a quick bear hug and then letting her go.
"No problem", Suri replied.
"But what happens if one of them licks their elbow?", Gaara asked concerned for Sasuke.
"Have you ever tried to lick your own elbow?", Suri asked with a mischievous grin.
"No", Gaara replied looking confused.
"It's really hard.", Suri said smirking devilishly. "Almost impossible." ( A/N: It really is! I've tried. :D) "So Sasuke won't have to worry about that problem for a while."
"Wow, you really are an evil genius", Gaara said slightly smirking.
"You know it", Suri said brushing imaginary dirt off her shoulder.
With that said the bell rang and the three friends each headed off to their 1st periods.
End of 4th Period…..
Sasuke was walking out of 4th period when he was ambushed by Ino and Sakura.
"Hey Sasuke", Ino said while twirling her blonde hair around her finger.
'Can I help you", Sasuke said rudely.
"Ohh Sasuke you're so funny", Sakura purred.
"I didn't make a joke", Sasuke said confused.
"See there you go again, being the humorous self you are", Ino giggled.
"Some one kill me", Sasuke thought to himself.
" I know we didn't get off good start Sasuke, but I've always had a thing for you." "Ever since the first time we met.", Ino said gently stroking Sasuke's arm.
"That was yesterday", Sasuke said moving away from Ino's touch.
"I know but I feel like I've known you for a life time", Ino said moving closer to Sasuke.
"I feel the same way, we just couldn't show it because we have a reputation to upkeep." Sakura added in. "Just think." "How would it look if the two most popular girls in school were into the guy Kiba had officially labeled a loser his first day."
"Hn", was the only thing Sasuke grunted in response.
"But now as you've probably noticed, you have a fan club, making you very popular with the student body.", Sakura continued.
"And your point is….", Sasuke sighed. "I'm hungry and I want to get to lunch."
"My point is why don't you do yourself a favor and ask me out already, I know you want me.", Ino said touching Sasuke's arm once again.
"Not interested", Sasuke said bluntly taking another step back.
"Of course he's not Ino Pig", Sakura butted in shoving Ino out of the way. "Why would he ask you out when he's obviously interested in me. Aren't you Sasuke?"
"No", Sasuke answered. "I'm not interested in either one of you."
"WHAT!", both girl screamed in unison.
"You're two egotistical, self-centered, annoying tramps, who have to put others down to make yourself feel better.", Sasuke said bluntly.
"How dare you!", Sakura screamed.
"Do you know what the boys at this school would do just to be acknowledged by us, let alone date us.", Ino yelled.
"I don't know and I don't give a fuck", Sasuke said walking away, leaving a stunned Ino and Sakura behind him.
5th Period (P.E.)…
"So I heard you rejected Ino and Sakura.", Neji said as he kept a steady running pace alongside Sasuke.
"Yeah", Sasuke answered. "How did you know? It just happened like 45 minutes ago."
"Gossip gets around like wildfire here.", Neji chuckled. "You know only one other person has ever done that before"
"Who?", Sasuke asked.
"Me", Neji answered.
"Really", Sasuke said a little surprised.
"Um-hm, back in 10th grade.", Neji replied. "They were so mad that they spread a rumor through out the whole school that since I didn't want to date either one of them I had to be gay." "It even got around to the teachers."
"So you weren't always cool with Kiba and his gang?", Sasuke asked.
"Naw, I didn't hang out with them until Ino and Sakura started the rumor", Neji answered. "No one would dare pick on someone who hung out with Kiba."
"I understand", Sasuke said nodding his head.
"My wonderful classmates, it is the springtime of youth so strive to be your best.", Rock Lee yelled as he easily ran past everyone.
"That's the spirit Lee, you do me proud.", Guy sensei yelled.
"THANK YOU GUY SENSEI!", Lee yelled running twice as fast now.
"So are you", Sasuke asked returning his attention back to Neji.
"Am I what?", Neji asked confused.
"Gay", Sasuke said simply.
"Oh", Neji chuckled. "I swing both ways." "How about you?"
"Same", Sasuke answered smiling lightly.
The bell rang and everyone started to run off the track to the locker room.
"Hey I'm having a party Saturday, want to come?", Neji asked.
"Sure, what's the occasion?", Sasuke replied.
"When you're me you don't need a reason.", Neji answered smiling.
"Good enough for me", Sasuke said shrugging his shoulders.
"I invited Suri and Gaara too." "I'll give you the information and everything tomorrow."
"Sounds good to me.", Sasuke said lightly smiling.
7th Period (Band)….
"I want everyone to take the rest of the class period to practice your scales.", a well built man, with short black hair, and a beard said.
"Yes Asuma Sensei", the class moaned.
"And can you have a little more enthusiasm about it?", Asuma sighed.
The class did as Asuma had instructed and soon the room was filled with all the different sounds of different instruments.
Suri practiced the fingerings on her clarinet (yes! clarinet players unite :D) in content but she couldn't get rid of the feeling that someone was watching her. Finally she looked around the room to spot Sakura glaring daggers into her.
"I'm going to have to be the bigger woman", Suri sighed to herself. Suri reluctantly got up from her seat and walked over to Sakura.
"Hey Sakura, I know we got off at a bad start but why don't we try putting all that behind us and starting fresh." "Maybe we could even try to be friends.", Suri said offering the pink headed girl a handshake.
"Please", Sakura scoffed, "Like I would ever be associated with the like of you."
"Well I'll give you some time to think about it.", Suri said pulling her hand back but keeping her smile in place. "Rejection puts people in bad moods so now's probably not the best time."
"What!", Sakura exclaimed.
"I heard that you got rejected by a certain raven haired friend of mine, and it's obvious you're taking it real hard.", Suri said smirking.
"My ass!", "Sasuke Uchiha is an idiot, he doesn't deserve something as good as this anyway.", Sakura said pointing to her body.
Suri stopped herself from literally shoving her clarinet down the pink headed girls throat for talking bad about Sasuke.
"Aww, sweetie its ok." "It's not your fault you're as flat as a pancake, you'll find someone who likes small boobs soon enough, but that's no excuse to blame Sasuke, he just wants someone who doesn't still have to wear a training bra.", Suri said smirking.
"You stupid whore", Sakura hissed.
"Ugly bitch", Suri shot back.
"Girls break it up", Asuma said coming between the two of them.
"BBBRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGG", rang the school dismissal bell.
"Pack up and see you tomorrow." Asuma yelled.
"And watch the language please.", Asuma said looking at Sakura and Suri.
The class started packing up, and Suri left Sakura to put away her flute as she went back to her seat to pack up her clarinet. Suri finished up before Sakura and headed out the door.
"So much for being the bigger woman", Suri thought to herself.