Ways To Annoy Pinhead
Kirsty carefully approached her Master and boldly stared into his eyes. He looked back at Kirsty curiously and started to wonder what the strange woman was up to. This is how she started in on the poor cenobite:
50) Asked him where he got his pins and if they hurt
49) Called him Gridface repeatedly
48) Asked him if he wore white make up
47) Asked him when and if he brushed his yellow teeth
46) Asked if he was on drugs or if his eyes were normal like that
45) Asked why he was wearing a skirt if he was a guy
By now Pinhead was just curious. He listened to her rambling questions patiently knowing she would soon run out of steam and get bored.
44) Asked if she could use one of his nails to build a house
43) Asked if a pin fell out would his head deflate
42) Asked if a pin fell out did he have everyone help find it
41) Asked about his hooks in his fingers
40) Asked if he was emo because his finger nails were black
"Kirsty"…Pinhead warned. He was slightly getting irritated but still stayed. He wanted to see exactly where she was going with this. Kirsty giggled like a mad woman which started to scare Pinhead to be honest.
39) Said that Angelique was having Butterball's baby
38) Said that Chatterer had a crush on him
37) Told Pinhead his grid marks were uneven
36) Told Pinhead he had a booger in his nose
35) Gave Pinhead a wet willie
34) Told Pinhead Butterball thinks he's hot
33) Took Pinhead's knives and replaced them with toys
32) Tangled all of Pinheads hooks and chains
31) Took out half of Pinheads pins and hid them
30) Asked if he really loved Angelique or was playing
Pinhead stared at Kirsty. His eyes coal black his face rigid with anger. It took all of his will power not to grab Kirsty and toss her in the nearest dumpster. If he walked off now he'd be the laughing stock of Hell.
29) Asked if Pinhead still slept with his "boo bear"
28) Asked if there was something going on with Female
27) Asked why he kept fingering the lament configuration
26) Asked him if he ever changed his clothes
25) Asked if he knew Elliott Spencer
24) Asked if someone hit Elliott would he feel it
23) Asked why he walks so slow and never runs
22) Asked why he calls everyone child
"Kirsty I'm warning you…" Pinhead gritted his teeth making sure no one was around. Kirsty merely shrieked laughter that sounded like a cross between a hyena and horny monkey.
21) Asked if he was still with Merkova
20) Asked if he ever got "lucky" with Merkova
19) Asked if he ever even had sex once he got transformed
18) Wondered why smoke came out of his mouth when he talks
17) Asked if his daddy ever loved him and hugged him
Kirsty was having so much fun that she didn't notice that Pinhead had summoned a dumpster right behind her and that it was open. Pinhead didn't say a word just merely stared trying to remain calm. If he acted out then everyone would know he could be pushed into action and they would all be looking to see how much they could pull.
16) Noticed the dumpster smell and asked if Pinhead farted
15) Asked if he soiled himself
14) Asked if he fathered a child in the Labyrinth before
13) Wondered if he would date someone like Female
12) Told him that Merkova was dating Frank Cotton
11) Told him he was the father of HER (Kirsty's) child
10) Asked why he gritted his teeth when he was talking to her
09) Told him Merkova was pregnant and he was NOT the father
08) Told him Elliott Spencer needed space
07) Tried to see what was under the Cassock
Kirsty cackled maniacally. She was winning. Pinhead was starting to loose his cool as he could see him starting to twitch.
06) Asked why he was twitching or if he was just on drugs
05) Asked him if he'd kiss Chatterer on a dare
04) Went to tickle him under his armpits
03) Asked if he had any pins in his nether regions
02) Asked why he was so serious
01) Called him Pinny Winny Head
The next thing Kirsty knew she was sailing head first into the dumpster behind her. She heard Pinhead cursing loudly as he left the area away from her. Kirsty got out of the dumpster giggling. "I got him…I got him." She sang to herself
Poor Pinhead. Next Chapter Kirsty annoys Female. How will she handle it.