How To Annoy Female
Kirsty had removed herself from the dumpster Pinhead had placed her in…or threw her in to be honest. Dusting herself off she wandered around in search of Nikoletta; otherwise known as Female. Female was the probably the most quiet one out of the bunch so annoying her would be fun.
Kirsty had found Female walking around by herself. She quickly approached the female cenobite smiling. Female looked at her warily. "Kirsty," she nodded in greeting. "You smell foul. What were you doing?" Female asked preferring not to know the answer. Kirsty merely shrugged still grinning. There was an awkward silence between the two before Kirsty started in on her second target.
50) Asked Female why she shaved her head
49) Asked if she had to keep doing it or if it was a permanent job
48) Asked if she used Nair Hair remover
47) Offered to wax her bald head for her
46) Asked if she got good reception with the wires she has
45) Asked if she ever got a sore throat
44) Asked if she shaved her armpits or were they done already
43) Tell her Chatterer wasn't into girls
Female having less patience than Pinhead gave Kirsty a slight shove. If it were possible she would have been blushing. "I suggest you quit it Kirsty. I do not possess the patience that Pinhead has." Kirsty still giggled. It seemed as if she had a death wish.
42) Tell her Angelique is her replacement
41) Tell her Angelique is way more prettier than her
40) Tickle her nose nail thing
39) Say that Pinhead no longer wants to be with her
38) Call her Cue-Ball
Female's eyes narrowed and she stalked towards her holding her sickle and filleting knife in hand. She was getting irritated and was determined to get Kirsty to quit this harassment once and for all.
37) Ask her if she was really a nun
36) Ask her if she ever had to go in a confessional booth
35) Ask why she has a man's voice and its whispery
34) Tell her to speak up when she speaks
33) Run and give her a big kiss on her lips
32) Tell her Channard likes her.
31) Tell her the tests came back and she's pregnant
Kirsty had began to start backing away. Female was advancing on her with deadly intent. She stopped and threw her blade at Kirsty's head. Luckily Kirsty ducked and it slammed into the back of Pinhead. "Owww…Female you dumbass!" Pinhead yelled.
30) Ask her where her eyebrows went
29) Tell her Pinhead was going to propose but decided not to
28) See if she's ticklish on her belly
27) Tell her she has a big head
26) Offer to take her to a hair regrowth clinic
25) Say that butterball has a thing for her
24) Tell her she's ugly
23) Take away her prized weapons and toss them out
22) Tell her when she screams she sounds like a dude
"Kirsty. Listen very carefully; I. will. Fucking. Kill. You. Do you understand me?" Female snarled. Kirsty grinned laughing. "You can't do shit you bald headed rogane using wannabe."
21) Asked if Female was really a virgin before she got changed
20) Asked if she still was a virgin
19) Asked why she was so cold and heartless
18) Asked if the reason was, was denied love
17) Ask why she got off touching her throat
16) Asked if it hurt sometimes
15) Told her Tiffany thought she was stupid
14) Banish her to the human realm to be with little kids
13) Asked if she liked children
12) Asked if she wanted kids one day
By now Female was beyond pissed. She stood there clearly livid. Too angry to even move after her.
11) Asked if she pooped
10) Asked who her crush was/is then go tell that crush
09) Asked if she likes girls because she's always staring
08) Asked if she really likes Pinhead or if its just friends
07) Asked if Chatterer was her lover
06) Told her Angelique wants her
05) Tell her skinless Frank likes her
04) Tell her the entire gash hates her (*cries*)
03) Ask if she misses her human life and human family
02) Say she's not a good cenobite
01) Tell her she's set to marry Butterball and have his kids
"AHHH SHIT FEMALE!" Kirsty screeched as Female grabbed her and pulled Kirsty's underware up and over her head. Kirsty managed to get it rearranged and took off running due to an extremely pissed off Female bolting off after her knives in hand. Kirsty ran as if her entire 'undead' life depended on it…and it did. "I'm gonna tear you sould avatar!" Female yelled. "Hey no fair! that's my line." Pinhead complained. "Shut the fuck up Pinhead! Suck it!" Female snarled back staring coldly at him.
Next chapter: annoying Chatterer