How to Annoy Chatterer

Kirsty had somehow managed to evade an enraged Female. She decided maybe to leave the Female alone for a while until things calmed down. But Female was a vengeful type and was apt to get back at the human when she least suspected it. Right now Kirsty was on the hunt for Chatterer. The seemingly shyer centobite was off by himself. No Female around so Kirsty was free to have her fun.

She went up to the younger cenobite. "Hey Chatterer." Kirsty smiled. Chatterer acknowledged her. He clicked a greeting that Kirsty took as a good sign. As long as he didn't try and put fingers in her mouth it was all good. It wasn't long before she started in on poor Chatterer.

50) Asked when was the last time he been to the eye doctor

49) Asked if he needed glasses to "see"

48) Asked if he had a thing for Female

47) Told him Bound was pissed that he didn't ask her out

46) Said that he was being replaced.

45) Told him no one really likes him

44) Told him Angelique wants to have his baby

43) Told him Female didn't love him anymore

"Click-click-click." (*translation Shut up Kirsty.*)

Kirsty who was on a roll wasn't about to stop. She grinned evilly and started in yet again. 'he's blind as hell. He can't find me if I am quiet.' she thought to herself

42) Asked why he opened the box

41) Call him a 'butter face'

40) Ask if he is related to melted candles

39) Ask if he ever brushes his teeth

38) Ask why he drools a lot

37) Say that his breath smells like moldy cheese

36) Ask why he likes putting fingers in peoples mouths

35) Ask why he squeaks rather than talks

Chatterer stood there his head cocked to one side. He honestly didn't know what Kirsty's problem was. He was becoming slightly annoyed. 'I'm not going to let her get to me.' Chatterer thought to himself. He was not going to loose it like Pinhead and Female did.

34) Ask if he looked more like his mother or father

33) Tell him Female was carrying his child

32) Make fun of his wardrobe

31) Ask why he always hangs around Female

30) Tell him Butterball wants to be his lover

29) Tell him Butterball is carrying his child

28) Yell "can you hear me now?" in his earless head

27) Ask what the wires are around his mouth

26) Tell him Tiffany likes him

25) Tell him he's been grounded

24) Remove all his teeth while he's unconscious

Kirsty was having a grand old time laughing at poor embarrassed Chatterer. 'What a spaz.' Kirsty thought to herself with a giggle. 'This kid has serious issues.'

23) Tell him Angelique is his real mother and to go hug her

22) While he's running from pissed Angelique say it was a joke

21) Call him football head and offer to take him to a game

20) Say he looks like a wrinkled hotdog

21) Ask why he's red and if he's been in the sun too long

20) Say Tiffany's having his baby

19) Ask him if he smells something funky

18) Tell him he smells like cheese

Chatterer lifted his arms and took a whiff despite his nose not being there. 'Woah. She's right on that one.' Chatterer thought to himself.

17) Buy him toothpaste and a toothbrush tell him to use them.

16) Ask him if he's ever kissed anyone before

15) Tell him his face looks like a turd

14) See if he is ticklish

13) Not invite him to torture a soul

12) Have him join you in human realm then ditch him there

11) Ask him on a date then not show

Chatterer took all this in stride. He didn't really mind being "tormented" by Kirsty. (all except being chased by Angelique for hugging her and yelling Mommy, that pissed him off) he figured he could get Kirsty back at any time. He was more patient than his other two companions.

10) Follow him around saying 'hi' all the time

09) Throw marshmellows at him

08) Tell him Pinhead wants to promote him

07) Say he's taking Pinhead's place as leader. Don't tell Pinhead

06) Say Female craves him and wants him. Bad.

05) Say Angelique wants him to propose

04) Film him in the shower singing. Post on you tube.

03) Crank call him on his phone

02) Take away his phone

01) DonkeyPunch him and run

Kirsty found herself flying yet again headfirst into a pile of filth. Chatterer hissed angrily and stuck his foot up her butt in a hard kick digging her even deeper into the festering pile. With a final growl he stalked off. He had to redeem himself and set the record straight about the stuff said about him and see if there was any truth in what was said to him about the others. (save for Angelique; he wasn't going anywhere near her.)

Next Chapter: Kirsty gets brave. Or has a death wish. Angelique is in the lines for annoyance.