Kirsty unstuck herself from the filth that Chatterer had placed her in. So far she had succeeded in pissing of Pinhead, Female and Chatterer. It was rather fun being as there was nothing much to do in the Labyrinth. Now she plotted to torment the second most dangerous cenobite there. Angelique. She found the arrogant cenobite admiring herself in front of a mirror. Angelique saw Kirsty approach and narrowed her eyes. Kirsty came over confidentally and started in on the Princess.
50) Told her she was putting on weight 49) Asked if she was pregnant and who was the father 48) Assumed Butterball is the father of her child.
Without warning Angelique backfisted Kirsty who went sailing into the wall. Shut up you little curr! Angelique snarled the dislike for Kirsty evident in her voice. Kirsty just simply got to her feet and continued.
47) Told her female was WAY more prettier than her 46) Say that female was carrying Pinhead s child 45) Say that Pinhead and Female had sex in Angelique s bed 44) Say that Pinhead hates her (*cries*)
43) Say Butterball wants to father her children 42) Say the Toymaker kicked her ass; and he s HUMAN!
41) Ask her if stupidity runs in her family line 40) Ask if she would be Kirsty s buddy
Kirsty had taken off running like Leviathan was after her. Angelique was hot on her trail. If she got a hold of her she d rip her apart. I ll get you, you filthy curr! Angelique shrieked. Luckily Kirsty kept running.
39) Said that Angelique liked fat guys like De lisle 38) Said that Tiffany could kick her ass blindfolded 37) Constantly tell her that she failed to kill Merchant s bloodline 36) Tell her Pinhead wants to father a child; just not with her 35) Kiss Pinhead right in front of her and accept his proposal 34) Tell her Leviathan has grounded her for being an asshole 33) Tell her she smells like moldy cheese bits
Angelique screamed murderously at Kirsty s mention of Pinhead not wanting to be her consort and thinking ill of her. She would catch Kirsty and cut the filthy lies from her lips.
32) Say that the only chance she has at love is with Butterball 31) Say that even Butterball doesn t want her 30) Get her set up on a date with Frank 29) Slap her in the face with a piece of sausage 28) Ask how can she have relations with a cenobite pet (ewwww)
27) Ask where her pseudo cenobites went 26) Make up a song about her loving herself 25) Ask her to close her eyes for a kiss with Pinhead. When she does so have Butterball kiss her instead.
Angelique was inches from grabbing Kirsty by the hair when Kirsty suddenly veered left causing Angelique to slam right into Butterball. Butterball was shocked but pleased. Hrrmmmm? He muttered.
24) Tell her Pinhead wants her really bad to kiss Chatterer 23) Ask when is the last time she had sex 22) Ask her if she wants to have children one day 21) Have her babysit Hell s Children 20) Tell her Merkova wants to fight her
Angelique snarled. That fucking horse faced woman can t handle me! I ll beat the shit out of her! Angelique bellowed. Off in the distance Merkova shouted back; Fat chance bitch! My Lucky Six will beat the shit out of you!
19) Ask Angelique if she s ok after being beaten by Merkova and her Gash.
18) Give her a hug and apologize 17) Ask if Angelique is gaining weight 16) Say her clothes don t look right on her 15) Replace her wardrobe with cheap rags 14) Say that her tests came back and she s pregnant 13) Yell Get your fucking hands off of him! for no reason
Angelique rubbed the side of her head where she had been pummled by Merkova and her gang. Oh, how she HATED Kirsty. She couldn t wait to rip her apart.
12) Say that Angelique prefers women to men 11) Say tht Angelique wants a rematch with Merkova 10) Laugh as Angelique runs from Merkova 09) Play keep away with the Lament Configuration 08) Cut the strings that are hooked from Angelique s head and shoulders 07) Say the Twins want to marry her 06) Say she makes a lousy cenobite 05) Say she makes a worse mother 04) Tell her Pinhead is married to Kirsty 03) Say Kirsty is pregnant with Pinhead s child
It can t be. Kirsty can t be pregnant with Pinhead s child. Not Fair! Angelique thought to herself. (even though Kirsty wasn t pregnant with Pinhead s child)
02) Go to an exclusive party and tell Angelique all the details 01) Run and give Angelique a big hug and say she s the best friend you ever had. (*sigh dammit*)
Now how the hell was Angelique supposed to get Kirsty now that Kirsty had said that. Damn you Kirsty.
Next Chapter: Kirsty tries to annoy Butterball. Will it work?